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  • April 21, 2016
    This is a short video of a girl double fisting pizza slices while on the kiss cam during a recent Atlanta Hawks/Boston Celtics baseball game. Did I say baseball? I meant volleyball. "They're golf teams." Right, I knew that. Man, that girl loves her pizza. Sure she's playi... / Continue →
  • April 14, 2016
    This is the chart created by the folks at Food Republic illustrating 40 different kinds of pizza (previously: their hotdogs from around the world chart). I have every intention of trying them all. But, as my tipster Gaz pointed out, breakfast pizza is technically any pizza e... / Continue →
  • October 7, 2013
    This is a coffee vending machine at the O.R. Tambo International Airport in Johannesburg. It was created for a marketing campaign by Dutch coffee company Douwe Egberts and South African ad agency Direct. The machine contains a camera and facial recognition software that allow... / Continue →
  • August 23, 2013
    Move over Penis Shaped Sugar Bombs, because General Mills has just announced they'll be re-releasing all five of their monster themed cereals this Halloween, including Fruit Brute, the one nobody under the age of 35 can probably remember tasting. Fruit Brute, which was discon... / Continue →
  • May 31, 2012
    God, it's so simple! Why didn't I come up with it? "You drink too much." No -- maybe I don't drink enough. I bet if I'd upped my game by two beers I would've invented it cooking mac & cheese all sloppy drunk one night. But noooooooo, instead all I've got is this stupid noo... / Continue →
  • June 29, 2011
    This is a battle between a sulfuric-acid based drain cleanser and a wet sponge. SPOILER: The sponge loses (although technically the acid is actually reacting with the water). I know you might be a fan of rooting for the underdog, but in this case the underdog gets its ass bur... / Continue →
  • January 28, 2011
    Note: HARdto read/ specialy aif youave been drinlinking, clkick EHRE fora brigger verison. This is a map depicting the United States of Beer. I'm not sure what it's supposed to teach us, but I am listening intently with the hope of some free samples after class. Which, 100% ... / Continue →
  • November 5, 2010
    Not only does it make a great stocking stuffer, it makes a great Thanksgiving turkey stuffer. Hence the choking hazard warning. Also, who is this Thomas Colbern, "Noted Amateur Paleontologist", and what makes him the authority on authenticating dino butt nuggets? Just sayin'... / Continue →
  • September 1, 2010
    According to a recently completed 20-year study, moderate drinkers (1-3 drinks/day) live longer than heavy drinkers (4+ drinks/day), but even the heavy drinkers live longer than non-drinkers. Haha -- I knew it! See you at your own funeral, teetotalers! But why would abstai... / Continue →
  • July 15, 2010
    The BeerBot Bottle Opening Shirt from ThinkGeek is a $20 tee with incorporated bottle opener. I assume BeerBot is supposed to be a copyright-free version of Bender, but I could be wrong. But you're so handsome. Am I STILL wrong? Never been wronger, butterface! ThinkGeek Pr... / Continue →
  • July 21, 2009
    In a tale of spontaneous human combustion, a man who had been huffing gasoline (real Transformers drink it) was tasered by police and went up in a ball of flames. Sweeeeeet. Police said they were responding to a complaint at a house when (36-year old Ronald) Mitchell ran outs... / Continue →