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  • November 18, 2013
    This is a composite photo of the crazy elbowed squid (actually a bigfin squid) captured in that video taken by the Shell Oil Company near one of it's drilling platforms. You remember that video? Of course you don't, I posted that almost five years ago. A lot has happened sin... / Continue →
  • October 16, 2013
    Note: This is nowhere near the whole thing, keep going to see the entire piece in three separate images. This is a 3,266 line piece of ANSI art created by the members of blocktronics and ACiD Productions. What's ANSI art? I'll let my buddy khz explain it. You see, he used t... / Continue →
  • May 30, 2013
    This is a 20-minute cut of video games being played in over 70 different movies. Honestly, I skipped around and probably watched about three minutes in total. Think you can beat my high score? Do you like how I tied in the whole video game theme? PRO SKILLS. Aliens don't c... / Continue →
  • June 19, 2012
    Remember last week's Legend of Zelda overworld map wall mural? Well Etsy seller Pacmania is back with even more, printing up some large (at least ~3-feet in one dimension, and some up to 15-feet long) Castlevania (above), Zelda, Final Fantasy, Metroid and Super Mario versions.... / Continue →
  • October 20, 2011
    This is a video of an alleged 2,000-foot long Hot Wheels track that can keep a car going for the entirety of its length thanks to a small fortune in those little battery-operated car launcher thingies. Of course it could be a hoax (what kind of sick f*** hoaxes a Hot Wheels tr... / Continue →
  • July 25, 2011
    Note: Fuller-res version HERE because I heard you wore a wizard hat to Deathly Hallows Part II for the third time this weekend. Is this what Harry Potter would look like as anime? Yes. Even if it isn't let's just say it is because I've only written three lines about it and I... / Continue →
  • July 1, 2011
    Pissed Japan stole back the honor of housing the world's fastest supercomputer, China answered back this Thursday (apples to oranges style) by opening the world's longest sea-bridge, at a staggering 26.4 miles. That...sounds like a terrible f***ing place to run out of gas. Th... / Continue →
  • June 2, 2011
    This is a 37-minute zombie musical about two dead people in love (nasty!) called Rigamortis: A Zombie Love Story. If I told you I watched all 37-minutes of it I'd be lying, and if there's one thing I pride myself on it's not being a liar a four-foot shlong. Yes, I can pee ove... / Continue →
  • August 16, 2010
    Allegedly this is the world's longest active email address. Except it's not because I have the world's longest active email address. Plus tongue. Please send all future death threats to: hey-gw-im-trying-to-contact-you-so-please-return-my-email-and-dont-just-throw-this-away-... / Continue →
  • July 7, 2010
    See this series of pictures? It's a deep sea squid. In the first picture it's just a normal-ass looking squid, right? Well in the second one its been dissected to see its johnson. It's the white tubular (but not in a gnarly, hang-ten kind of way) thing in the lower half of ... / Continue →
  • April 2, 2010
    Hit THIS BUTTON to see the whole huge-ass graphic. Graphic artist Juan Pablo Bravo (love the name) went and created a chart comparing the various sizes of 100 Pixar characters. Of course the picture above doesn't actually show you anything, so you have to click the link at th... / Continue →
  • December 20, 2009
    WARING: Slightly NSFW due to crude language and dude's weird-ass voice. This is a 50-minute comedic review of Star Wars: The Phantom Menace in seven parts. This is the first part, the other six I posted after the jump. It's undeniably and infinitely more entertaining than th... / Continue →
  • December 15, 2009
    Remember when IGN made a fake Zelda trailer as an April Fools joke? That was some cruel shit. But now a group of Zelda fans (myself excluded) went and made a feature length (1 hour and 48 minutes!!) movie called 'The Hero Of Time'. This is just the trailer here, but the whol... / Continue →
  • November 20, 2009
    Google toilet paper: made with 100% virgin pulp and available in Vietnam. Per a questionable translation of the text on the bag: "Very long, soft, smooth. Of high vacuum, because you always!" HIGH VACUUM, OF COURSE I ALWAYS! Dingleberry free, just sayin'. This Google's made... / Continue →
  • September 14, 2009
    The beast seen here, best known for once sinking a rival Viking's ship with a single whip of his fiery mullet, has changed his name. He used to be Andreas Jankov. But nooooow he's Julius Andreas Gimli Arn MacGyver Chewbacka Highlander Elessar-Jankov. You've got to admit: it ... / Continue →
  • June 25, 2009
    In what might be the smartest piece of advertising in recent history (whee, I just posted your whole freaking ad for free!), Burger King has released a print ad for their new Super Sloppy Seven Incher chock full of sexual innuendo. I don't see it, but allegedly it's there. BK... / Continue →
  • May 5, 2009
    This is like 900 hours of beer pong trick shot footage cut down to 3:41. I'm sure most of you will hate it, but there will always be a soft spot in my heart for college-aged boys playing with their ba...ba...ba...buddies. Haha, you thought I was gonna say balls. I HAVE WHAT ... / Continue →
  • March 19, 2009
    Looking for a great way to piss away your work day? How about starting a giant game of Tetris? Even after a full eight hours of gameplay you'll probably be nowhere! The screencap here is of me playing for five minutes, and then letting it drop shapes on its own for another 2... / Continue →
  • March 8, 2009
    That's right folks, if you add up all the individual hours people have played Halo 3, it comes out to over 64,000 years. The billionth game of Halo 3 was played last Saturday. Bungie then calculated the play time of every online match - not counting custom maps - and it reache... / Continue →
  • March 6, 2009
    We've already featured two different videos of people constructing the 5,195 piece LEGO Millennium Falcon, but this one is better. Why? Because LEGO minifigs are the ones doing the building! An ungodly number of hours went into the making of this video, so I'm really glad s... / Continue →