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  • April 8, 2016
    Yesterday there was an hour long car chase in Los Angeles after two guys stole a Ford Mustang, and this is a video of the Phoenix-based Fox 10 News anchors providing what can only be described as the opposite of expert commentary during the chase. I loved every second of it. ... / Continue →
  • August 25, 2015
    This is the spider web spotted by Heather Ar'ite at her home in Seattle after a particularly tough week. You know how they say every cloud has a silver lining? That is a lie. Some clouds are just pure black all the way to the ends, provided there actually are ends and the sk... / Continue →
  • August 11, 2015
    In a recent study of the way people express laughter on Facebook (which is a real study that actually took place), the company found that good old fashioned 'lols' are basically dead in the water, and 'haha' and emojis are now the preferred method of lying to someone and making... / Continue →
  • January 7, 2013
    Seen here looking way less emoticon-y than he was in his Facebook post, 18-year old dummy Jacob Cox-Brown poses for his booking photo after being arrested following admitting to a drunken hit-and-run on his Facebook page. Drivin drunk: not so classic now is it, Jacob? At 1 ... / Continue →
  • August 29, 2012
    Man, I half-wish I had a dong on my head now. "That can be arranged." Ahahahaha! *wink* These are a male (above) and female Phallostethus cuulong, a species of Vietnamese fish that has its privates on its head right behind the mouth. *giggling* That's a great place for the... / Continue →
  • October 14, 2011
    This is a video of a little girl that has trouble differentiating between an iPad and magazines. Why you'd even let such a young, impressionable girl read fashion magazines like Bazaar and Marie Claire is beyond me, but presumably her parents want her to develop body image iss... / Continue →
  • July 29, 2011
    This is a picture of a luxury car pileup in Monaco. It makes me sad and happy at the same time because 1. it's always sad to see something beautiful get damaged *eyes own battle-scarred face in mirror* but 2. I have a thing against insanely rich people. "Oh you jelly, GW?" D... / Continue →
  • July 25, 2011
    I heard there's about to be a job opening in the title-writing department. Sensational headlines: sometimes reporters go too far. Or are just f***ing idiots. "Like you." Yes, like me. Granted the boiling point of water IS 100°, it's just 100° Celsius AND NOT FAHRENHEIT (... / Continue →
  • July 20, 2011
    If it wasn't spoiled it in the title, would you have been able to tell this was a fake Apple store? I could have. The moobs tell all. They're saying, "hey Geekologie Writer -- just imagine us covered in melted butter." Gosh it's hard not to! These photos were taken by a ... / Continue →