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  • June 14, 2012
    Seen here hanging out with the shoes of his fallen enemies, a half-ton scrap metal Transformer shows off his wine-storing capabilities. Not bad, Optimus Wino, but let's see how well you store my foot up your ass! HI-YA! Okay, that might need a tetanus shot. Per Craigslist a... / Continue →
  • November 4, 2011
    This is a kid posing with his homemade Wolverine claws. He says he made them for $5 out of nothing but a couple old pairs of thrift store ice skates, a couple nails, a couple bolts, and access to an acetylene torch and bench grinder. Really -- and for only $5?! You sure you ... / Continue →
  • September 21, 2011
    This is a life-size WALL-E model made entirely out of scrap metal. If we were in a fight, I would definitely be going for that Adam's apple. Oooooooor in the opposite direction as fast as I can (I'm a sissy-boy). SCRAP-E here is for sale if you're interested (I know you're n... / Continue →
  • August 22, 2011
    This is a NYC loft apartment for sale in Chelsea that's going for $1,750,000 BUT ALREADY COMES PRE STEAMPUNK DECORATED. Because that's a big selling point. Also: secret passageways and hidden rooms. I'm watching you undress through the eyes of a painting! The focal point of... / Continue →
  • May 24, 2011
    Give it to me straight -- is it a love doll or not? Did anybody see the new Pirates movie over the weekend? I honestly meant to. Well, at least before the 3rd one came out and gobbled so much Kraken peen. I guess you could say I jumped ship on the franchise after that turd.... / Continue →
  • March 21, 2011
    The Chinese man who calls himself the 'steel legend' (best known for his scrap metal Megatron tank and being a firm believer that welding-goggles are overrated), has actually created a whole army of scrap-metal Transformers. Don't ask me what characters they are, because i onl... / Continue →
  • February 24, 2011
    A Chinese man who calls himself the 'Steel Legend' but whom I will only refer to now as Scrap-Metal Sally built this 5,000kg (11,000lb) Megatron tank from Transformers 2: Revenge of the Sith or whatever entirely out of junk and tetanus shots. Plus he had no schematics to work ... / Continue →
  • October 22, 2010
    Some crazy Ruskie, fresh back from a vacation in the Matrix, decided to build himself a cyberpunk PC. WTF's a cyberpunk PC? I dunno, but it looks like a case of lockjaw just waiting to happen. There's a whole bunch more pictures after the jump, but half the time I couldn't e... / Continue →
  • October 12, 2010
    This is the steampunk Iron Man that won Marvel's costume contest at the recent New York Comic Con. I'm not gonna lie, it's pretty damn impressive. Plus sessy. You ever made love to a Victorian-age superhero before? I haven't, but I did make out with somebody's grandma once... / Continue →