lips

Panda Lips: For The Real Animal Lover

Ever wanted to make out with a miniature panda painted on some chick's lips? If you answered "yes", congratulations, you're a sexual deviant. I want you to...
October 19, 2010

Whatever Happened To Eating Enemies?

Pacman, no longer content with just eating his enemies, is now equipped to blow the shit out of them. And I'm not talking about in a gas...
March 24, 2010

Good Ideas: Roofie Detecting Lip Balm

2 Love My Lips is $16 lip gloss that comes with test strips to determine if your drink has been roofied with drugs like GHB or Ketamine....
October 12, 2009

I WANT TO EAT MY LIPS: Bacon Lip Balm

What do you get when you cross Cheetos lip balm and bacon flavored lube? A BACON-CHEESE ORGY TO REMEMBER, AM I RIGHT? God, I sure hope I'm...
August 5, 2009

Good Enough To Eat: Cheetos Lip Balm

Cheetos lip balm, it just makes sense. And by sense I mean your lips orange. Now swish some Dew around in your mouth and gimme kissies! Would...
July 17, 2009

Ergonomic Coffee Mug Fits Your Lips

This is a coffee mug designed with a thin wall at the top that's slightly curved to conform to your lips. Now, you know how much I...
April 4, 2008

Sure, Why Not?: Your DNA As Art

DNA 11 is a company that turns your DNA into art. And by “turns your DNA into art” I mean they print it on a piece of...
January 28, 2008