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  • August 26, 2015
    These are the plastic coffee cup lids created by South Korean industrial designer Jang WooSeok. They have a 3-D nose and lips on them so you can make out with your coffee and practice your technique. Go for the French kiss right away and you'll burn your tongue. You have to ... / Continue →
  • February 26, 2013
    Because eyes are the windows to the soul but the mouth is where I put all the tacos and Fruit Roll-Ups, Swedish makeup pro Sandra Holmbom decided to combine the two and paint this eyeball on her lips. My cat actually licked my eyeball once, I thought it was going to shrivel u... / Continue →
  • January 14, 2013
    This is a shot of a flower from Psychotria elata, a small understory tree in tropical forests whose flowers are affectionately known as hooker's lips. Get it? Because they look like bright red lipsticked lips. Just think -- now you can plant a seed and grow your own girlfrie... / Continue →
  • June 7, 2012
    This is a small series (three pics) of superhero symbols created on a woman's lips by photographer Jonathan Knowles and makeup artist Celine Nonon. From what I read, I'm pretty sure they're real and not Photochopped. Also, there was no model listed, but presumably it's one of... / Continue →
  • July 28, 2011
    Note: Yesterday's posts are slowly being repopulated throughout the day. GO GET YOU SOME. This is a homemade music video to P!nk's (what the -- when did you get a ! in your name -- was that always there? Kidding, I don't care) 'Raise Your Glass' which consists entirely of co... / Continue →
  • January 13, 2011
    First panda lips, now Pikachu. What's next? SPOILER: GW working overtime to blast off this planet. Now I know what you're thinking, but no, she won't shock your balls off. And not just because no girl in her right mind (which none are, amirite?!!!!!!11) would ever even CONS... / Continue →
  • October 19, 2010
    Ever wanted to make out with a miniature panda painted on some chick's lips? If you answered "yes", congratulations, you're a sexual deviant. I want you to call your local law enforcement office and report yourself. Also, not live within a half-mile of a zoo or own any anima... / Continue →
  • March 24, 2010
    Pacman, no longer content with just eating his enemies, is now equipped to blow the shit out of them. And I'm not talking about in a gas station bathroom either, although you have to admit he does have a pretty mouth. Uncle Sam Sticks It to The Terrorists with the Pacman Gr... / Continue →
  • March 18, 2010
    There's a new lip gloss in town, ladies. And it lets men know when you're feeling, how should I say -- corndoggy. The Mood Swing Emotionally Activated Lip Gloss was invented in California. A spokesman for makers Too Faced said: "The colours change depending on your emotional... / Continue →
  • October 12, 2009
    2 Love My Lips is $16 lip gloss that comes with test strips to determine if your drink has been roofied with drugs like GHB or Ketamine. It's a smart idea and I urge everyone to keep a close eye on their beverages at all times (and not just because I'll ninja-drink that shit, ... / Continue →
  • August 5, 2009
    What do you get when you cross Cheetos lip balm and bacon flavored lube? A BACON-CHEESE ORGY TO REMEMBER, AM I RIGHT? God, I sure hope I'm not. You people are freaks. Anyway, bacon lip balm is exactly what it sounds like: bacon flavored lip balm from the porky purveyors ove... / Continue →
  • July 17, 2009
    Cheetos lip balm, it just makes sense. And by sense I mean your lips orange. Now swish some Dew around in your mouth and gimme kissies! Would You Wear Cheetos Lip Balm? [lemondrop] Thanks to The webcam in your monocle, who records whatever you see. Including in the shower.... / Continue →
  • April 4, 2008
    This is a coffee mug designed with a thin wall at the top that's slightly curved to conform to your lips. Now, you know how much I hate to brag, but I can drink like a grown up and don't have any problems with a regular mug. But if you're one of the people out there that can'... / Continue →
  • January 28, 2008
    DNA 11 is a company that turns your DNA into art. And by “turns your DNA into art” I mean they print it on a piece of canvas. There are a bunch of color options to choose from and prices start at $390 for an 18" x 24" print and go up to $790 for a 36" x 54". You can also... / Continue →