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  • June 11, 2014
    This is the wooden sculpture carefully carved and assembled by Japanese artist Ohtake Ryousuke to move like an actual lobster. If that showed up my plate at Red Lobster I would definitely try to butter it and poke its eye-stalk with my fork until my mom threatens one more time... / Continue →
  • November 13, 2013
    This is the lifesize Gollum statue made and sold by WETA Workshop. The piece stands (crouches) 3'6" tall and makes the perfect addition to a child's bedroom. What? Kids love 'Lord of the Rings'. Just make sure to angle it so it's always staring right at their bed. Plus tel... / Continue →
  • July 10, 2013
    This is the Denture Bracelet made and sold by Etsy seller ConcaveOblivion. They cost $135 and are made from dental acrylics "hand-polished to high shine....." I'm not sure what the hell that "....." was all about at the end but it gave me the goosebumps. Hand polished to hig... / Continue →
  • July 3, 2013
    FOX commissioned a campaign for 'Dexter' from creative agency Cakehead Loves (of Resident Evil butcher shop fame) to celebrate the show's last season, which starts airing this Sunday. So Cakehead Loves got together with Annabel of the Conjurer's Kitchen (and realistic chocolat... / Continue →
  • May 3, 2013
    This is a series of paintings of bodypainted female superheroes by artist JKB Fletcher. Now before you run off getting all hot and bothered over them, remember: they're just paintings. Getting aroused by them is the equivalent of popping a boner while viewing a classical nude... / Continue →
  • May 2, 2013
    This is a series of impressively constructed papercraft birds glued together by artist Johan Scherft. They look real. REALLY REAL. Polly want a cracker? Is this the wrong kind of bird for that? Is it the kind you feed breadcrumbs to by the pond? I think I was at home with... / Continue →
  • November 12, 2012
    Because real pets require care and care is an obligation and people HATE obligations, Takara Tomy designed these €15 (~$19) 'Robo-Fish' for sale as pets. Or maybe they're for kids. But apparently *picking plastic fin out of teeth* they're not for sushi. One of you could have... / Continue →
  • November 6, 2012
    Artist Noel Cruz repaints the faces of dolls made from characters in movies to look more lifelike. He does a great job, I just don't like my dolls looking too real because there's always the off chance they might come alive while I'm asleep and try to climb in my mouth. Unfor... / Continue →
  • September 4, 2012
    This is the 'Slice' skin cake from confectionary artist Gillian Bell. It looks like pieces of skin stitched together and makes the perfect metaphor for marriage because that's when two different people sew their lives together into one disgusting monster. Personally, I only t... / Continue →
  • April 16, 2012
    This is a teaser demo of CryENGINE 3.4, Crytek's latest gaming engine. So yeah, these are some of the sick graffix you can expect to see in the upcoming Crysis. Unless we're talking about my upcoming personal crisis , in which case it'll probably be a lot more long showers, c... / Continue →
  • April 16, 2012
    Note: Song contains a healthy portion of dirty words. This is a video of a VERY impressive holographic Tupac (move over Jem!) performing at the Coachella music festival over the weekend. Not gonna lie, he looks pretty real. Almost TOO real. "You're suggesting it's really hi... / Continue →
  • March 28, 2012
    This is a mounted zombie head hunting trophy from artist Andrew Martin of Monster Caesar Studios. As you can see, it's pretty life-like. Or, should I say, undead-like. "You shouldn't say anything." I...should probably just stop talking. The trophy is available for $400 and... / Continue →
  • October 5, 2011
    Disney princesses: we all have a crush on one. Obviously (based on the picture I chose for the front page), mine's Beast. "That's not Beast." I know, I love him so much I don't even want you looking at him! "But...he's not even a princess." Think again, he has beautiful ha... / Continue →
  • March 28, 2011
    Note: Larger version HERE in case you want to print out on photo-quality paper and slip it in the front of your Trapper Keeper (who doesn't?!). This is a baby unicorn. Except not really because it's all "copper tube, aluminium and steel wire armature, Padico Premier stoneware... / Continue →
  • November 17, 2010
    This is a 1:00 commercial for kitchen sinks or something made by Alex Roman entirely with computer graphics. I know you want to believe it's real, but it's not, just like the SPOILER ALERT!: tooth fairy. Under-the-bed goblins are real though, and they will grope you in your ... / Continue →
  • October 26, 2009
    Boston Dynamics (my arch nemesis) is at it again, this time with PETMAN, a bipedal walking robot, who, despite its name, actually hates all living creatures. Biped robot the balances dynamically using a human-like walking motion. It is a close relative to BigDog, sharing eleme... / Continue →
  • October 26, 2009
    This vampire mouth in a can is actually a male sex toy. It's the completely inappropriate $45 Fleshlight Sex in a Can 'Succu Dry'. Not even kidding, no matter how badly I wish I was. Now I don't really want to go into too many details, but those fangs aren't even functional.... / Continue →
  • September 29, 2009
    This is a real-life Transformer (OmniZero.9, the brainchild of Takeshi Maeda) that can morph from a humanoid robot to a humanoid robot that can carry a person, to a wheeled cart. Just watch how scary it is when it moves. If I didn't know better, I'd swear there was a little p... / Continue →