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  • March 11, 2014
    Well it's not just for guys, it's for anyone who wants to improve their vagina pleasuring skills. Lick is an internet-based smartphone app that helps strengthen your tongue muscles for pleasuring a lady. Who knew? I always thought the best exercises were squishing Jello betw... / Continue →
  • February 3, 2014
    Meet the $169 ORA vibrator from luxury sex toy manufacturer LELO. It looks like fun. LOTS of fun. Thank God it's rechargeable because there aren't enough batteries in the world to fulfill my desires. "It's for women." I WILL MAKE IT WORK. LELO Ora is an external vibrator ... / Continue →
  • September 7, 2012
    This is a series of planetary lollipops by Etsy seller Vintage Confections. Vintage, huh? *eying lollipops* Why do I get the feeling my grandpa never had these as a kid? A $17.50 set of 10 includes all the planets in the solar system plus the Sun and *sniffle* Pluto (it bre... / Continue →
  • July 10, 2012
    One time I licked a cross-walk button and the girl next to me puked, true story. This is a video of somebody's pet clam licking salt off the table. That's not it's tongue that comes out though, that's its foot. That's why my title makes so much cents. "You mean sense." Are... / Continue →
  • August 1, 2011
    Needs more loogie moat. Castles: they're cool and I want to live in one. Hair castles: not cool, I don't want to live in one, and I think I just spit up a little. But did that stop Agustina Woodgate from creating this 4-foot, 3,000-brick hair castle? Unfortunately, no. *tw... / Continue →