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Mississippi Drafts Bill To Ban Human-Animal Hybrids

Because Mississippi lawmakers are concerned that their residents may try to produce animal-human hybrids (and rightfully so -- probably the natural way too), Republican William Tracy Arnold...
February 7, 2013

Laws Of Physics Not So Law-Like After All?

Some crackpot scientists (it's a bad day for scientists) are claiming the laws of physics might not be as constant as once thought (which was VERY constant...
September 11, 2010

Discrimination!: Australia Bans Small Breasts

You know that saying, "more than a mouthful's a waste"? Yeah, me neither. And apparently neither does Australia. The country has decided to ban smaller looking breasts...
January 29, 2010

Robots Breaking Asimov's Laws Of Robotics

Today's $10 shirt.woot features robots breaking Asimov's Three Laws of Robotics. For those of you that don't know the three laws of robotics, they are as follows:...
January 18, 2010

Apple: Smoking May Void Your Warranty

So apparently smoking cigarettes or other tobacco products (no word on the ganj) may void your Mac warranty. Plus kill you slow. Hey, that's booze's job! Consumer...
November 24, 2009

Lies!: Germans Have Broken Speed Of Light

Two German scientists claim to have broken the speed of light. They are liars and should lose their science licenses. What do you mean you don't need...
October 23, 2009

Ethicists Demand New Laws For Robots

Robot-ethicists are demanding a retuning of Asimov's laws of robotics, which they believe are too simple and do not take into account just how badly robots want...
July 22, 2009