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  • January 6, 2014
    This is the Tactical Laser-Guided Pizza Cutter available from ThinkGeek ($20, on sale from $30). It has a detachable laser guide (plus bonus flashlight!) on top to help you cut your pizza straight. I didn't know that was a problem. I could probably cut a pizza straight with ... / Continue →
  • March 27, 2013
    This is a video from Scott Stevenson of a powerful burning laser igniting the alcohol fumes in a series of glass bottles (previously: laser popping balloons and igniting a firecracker inside a balloon). Wow -- lasers, fire and alcohol: three of my favorite things. I'd say boo... / Continue →
  • August 17, 2012
    This is a video of a lil spider chasing a laser beam because nobody had the heart to tell it its probably the most hated form of life on earth and not a cat (I would have). No word if they splattered its guts all over the wall when they were done filming, but let's just assume... / Continue →
  • May 9, 2012
    This is a video of laser aficionado Scott Stevenson popping 100 balloons lined up in a row with a powerful burning laser. Could the laser have done 200? Probably. Would I have continued watching after the first 100? Probably not. Kidding -- I could watch this kind of shit... / Continue →
  • May 4, 2012
    Consider this my requisite Happy Star Wars Day post. So...yeah -- May the fourth be with you. The tenth? The tenth is Camper's Day. ZING! I wanna die so hard right now. Wicked Lasers is now selling $100 lightsaber-y attachments for its line of Spyder 3 lasers (sold separa... / Continue →
  • April 5, 2012
    This is a video of Geekologie Reader Scott igniting a firecracker inside a balloon with a laser. Does the balloon pop? YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TO WATCH TO FIND OUT. Ooooooooor just keep reading. Nope! Hit the jump for the I exploded a firecracker between my teeth one time true... / Continue →
  • March 20, 2012
    This is a video of a blue laser playing the Portal theme 'Still Alive' while etching the Aperture Science logo into a sheet of metal. It...is pretty cool. Granted not as cool as a guy in a raptor costume playing the Jurassic Park theme on my washboard abs with a sledgehammer,... / Continue →
  • February 24, 2012
    This is the $250 OPMOD Battle Mug, a 24-ounce beer receptacle milled out of a solid 13.5-lb block of aluminum that comes equipped with military-spec rails so you can attach all kinds of scopes and laser sights. "Yeah but why?" WHY?! To make sure you don't miss your mouth, du... / Continue →
  • February 23, 2012
    Because WHY THE F*** SHOULD CATS be the only ones having a good time chasing laser pointers, this puffer fish decided to give it a go. And he likes it! Just kidding, he thinks it's food and winds up with nothing but a mouthful of sand every time. Speaking of which -- rememb... / Continue →
  • April 11, 2011
    A recent test of the Navy's latest laser weapon system proved it could successfully set fire to a moving boat's engines in a real-life environment, effectively incapacitating the vessel and making boarding/plundering a breeze. *flipping down eyepatch* YAAAARR! "We were able t... / Continue →
  • March 10, 2011
    This is a homemade pulse laser gun built by Patrick Priebe. The thing packs a 1-kW burst that can burn through plastic, foam and thin metals. Plus explode eyeballs. Just kidding, I don't actually know that for a fact, I'm just assuming. Although I do encourage Patrick to ma... / Continue →
  • September 21, 2010
    John Matthews is a man. A man who used to have a little worm eating its way around his eyeball before a doctor PEW PEW PEWed that little SOB with a laser. Lasers: what CAN'T they do? That was a trick question, lasers can do everything. John Matthews loves to hunt turkeys an... / Continue →
  • August 25, 2010
    When there's something strange someone getting stabbed in your neighborhood prisonyard, who you gonna call? Ghostbusters. The Excruciating Pain Laser Ray-Gun. Hoho, look at those perps burn! An advanced laser weapon that feels like a painful blast of hot air is to be used in... / Continue →
  • August 12, 2010
    Because it is my birthday and I'm itching to get my ass to the tiki bar so I can get this party started promptly at 4 when they open, this is an animated gif of a lady drinking magic tea and turning into Laser Blaster Face, hands down the sexiest of all superheroines. God, jus... / Continue →
  • June 16, 2010
    If you haven't already heard, Wicked Lasers is selling a $200 1W blue laser that doesn't only look cool, it is cool. And by cool I mean 'powerful enough to set your f***ing skin ablaze'. The Artic emits a 445nm cool blue, ultra high power 1W beam which appears up to 4000% b... / Continue →
  • June 7, 2010
    At first I was gonna ask for all the original He-Man action figures, but now all I want is an anti-robot laser. Suck it, two front teeth! (You should have watched where that mule was kicking anyways) If you own an Unmanned Aerial Vehicle (UAV), here's piece of advice: don't ... / Continue →
  • March 25, 2010
    This is a shot of, uh, actually, I don't know what. I think it's the world's smallest laser, but don't ask me what the hell's going on, because I have no idea. Shit, it could be Wolverine's penis. ...the world's smallest laser has arrived. It's 30 millionths of a meter long,... / Continue →
  • January 5, 2010
    So the military has a new laser rifle that can blind enemies from 2.5 miles. That's pretty far. For reference, that's half the distance between one road sign and another one 5 miles away. The weapon--which is technically a "long-range visual deterrent laser device for hail-a... / Continue →
  • December 9, 2009
    A mysterious light appeared in the sky above Norway last night, causing many citizens to call the Meteorological Institute and others to go back to bed. Me? Suspecting it was a time portal, I would have strapped on a rocketpack and flown right into the middle of it. DINOSAUR... / Continue →
  • November 19, 2009
    Laser Crosswalks are the crosswalks of the future. You can tell because it has 'laser' in the name. Pretty much anything with 'laser' in it is gonna be a huge hit in the future (including cereal). Don't believe me? Just stare at this laser eye-toy for a minute. Aaaaand now... / Continue →