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  • January 21, 2013
    This is the homemade laser blaster Iron Man gauntlet crafted by laser lover Patrick Priebe. I don't know about you, but I would totally wear that. Probably to school and get suspended. Full metal gauntlet, runs on 1x 18650 plus 2x 14500 Li Ion cells. 2 blue lasers on board, ... / Continue →
  • March 10, 2011
    This is a homemade pulse laser gun built by Patrick Priebe. The thing packs a 1-kW burst that can burn through plastic, foam and thin metals. Plus explode eyeballs. Just kidding, I don't actually know that for a fact, I'm just assuming. Although I do encourage Patrick to ma... / Continue →
  • February 18, 2011
    Scientists at Yale University have developed a device capable of absorbing all the energy of an incoming laser, effectively saving your ass from an otherwise deadly robot laser blast. *ordering pew-proof pajamas* Give me a break, they're all I wear! Kidding, kidding -- just ... / Continue →
  • December 16, 2010
    Granted it's by accident, but still. Basically your character ('the Apprentice') is about to choke out Chewie when Han runs up and shoots at you, but you shift Chewie in front of Han's pews (NOT penis). Theeeeeeeeen you run Han through with your lightsabers. Wow, that is NOT... / Continue →
  • November 5, 2010
    Remember the video of the cats with fainting goat syndrome? Well here's an edit of the video with the little guys getting laser blasted and falling over. I can't tell if actually makes me feel better or worse, but I just loved those kitties so much I thought I'd post it. Als... / Continue →
  • October 19, 2010
    Note: Worthwhile 1:30 trailer after the jump. Slightly NSFW due to a censored wiener. Life In Space is a sci-fi comedy show made by my friend Tyson. I've known him since I was five or six so I'll vouch for him despite the fact he beat me in the face swinging at a piñata at ... / Continue →
  • August 12, 2010
    Because it is my birthday and I'm itching to get my ass to the tiki bar so I can get this party started promptly at 4 when they open, this is an animated gif of a lady drinking magic tea and turning into Laser Blaster Face, hands down the sexiest of all superheroines. God, jus... / Continue →
  • July 20, 2010
    Raytheon provided a public showing of their Laser Close-In Weapon System (CIWS) at the recent Farnborough Airshow, demonstrating just how the blaster can be used to shoot robotic death-planes out of the sky by turning an unmanned drone into an unmanned drone crashing into the o... / Continue →
  • June 7, 2010
    At first I was gonna ask for all the original He-Man action figures, but now all I want is an anti-robot laser. Suck it, two front teeth! (You should have watched where that mule was kicking anyways) If you own an Unmanned Aerial Vehicle (UAV), here's piece of advice: don't ... / Continue →
  • March 25, 2010
    This is a shot of, uh, actually, I don't know what. I think it's the world's smallest laser, but don't ask me what the hell's going on, because I have no idea. Shit, it could be Wolverine's penis. ...the world's smallest laser has arrived. It's 30 millionths of a meter long,... / Continue →
  • March 10, 2010
    This is a raygun blaster car decal made using the traditional elements of the Jesus fish. They come in black and silver (picture of silver after the jump) and cost $5 shipped in the US, $6 internationally. It's just a spoof on the Jesus fish design and isn't intended to have ... / Continue →
  • February 10, 2010
    OMG Laser Guns Pew Pew Pew is a website featuring a space squirrel with a laser gun. When you click he shoots a laser beam and makes a noise. I can't say it's a genuine "pew", but I still give it a B for better than the sound of a car alarm. Also, you may be wondering if OMG... / Continue →
  • January 30, 2010
    I don't know about you, but I shoot to kill. Especially when it comes to protecting my castle (rent-controlled apartment). So I'm gonna have to pass on the Koosh bullets. AND seconds. Really, I'm stuffed. Lightfield has been selling these projectiles to law enforcement a... / Continue →
  • January 18, 2010
    Remember the homemade Blu-Ray laser-phaser I POSTED WAY BACK IN DECEMBER 2007? Well here's a video of the thing popping balloons from at least eight or ten feet. Ooh, ooh -- do my eyes next! Starfleet Command has discovered a planet full of vicious balloons, and Jay "Scotty"... / Continue →
  • January 18, 2010
    This is Saturday Night Live's latest 'Laser Cats' short that aired on this weekend's program. And, unlike most of the stuff SNL has produced in recent history, it didn't make me cringe and wonder how the hell the skit ever got approved. I believe a congratulations are in orde... / Continue →
  • November 19, 2009
    I'm sure lots of time and effort went into the construction of this Jabba the Hutt cake, but that doesn't mean I'd eat it. You see, I have a rule about eating things that look like slippery green turds: make somebody else try it first. Which, *cocking laser blaster* is why yo... / Continue →
  • November 17, 2009
    This is a photo taken by Flickr user Meow Cely of a girl with 'pew pew' tattooed across her fingers. I must admit, I admire her dedication to the pews. You don't see me rocking any pew-y ink (except in THIS post), and I'm one of the the laser blaster's biggest proponents. Fu... / Continue →
  • October 5, 2009
    This is a short video of Boeing and the Air Force testing a plane-mounted laser's ability to burn the everliving shit out of a stationary object during a flyby. Mission accomplished! This video shows the effect of the high-energy laser beam from the Boeing Advanced Tactical... / Continue →
  • October 1, 2009
    Harrison Krix of Volpin Props (who also made the amazingly realistic ADAM syringe) went and constructed an accurate replica of the AER9 Laser Rifle from Fallout 3 out of wood. In 30 hours. With only minimal black magic. I want it. After all, life is all about the pews. Obv... / Continue →
  • July 22, 2009
    Robot-ethicists are demanding a retuning of Asimov's laws of robotics, which they believe are too simple and do not take into account just how badly robots want to kill us all. "If you build artificial intelligence but don't think about its moral sense or create a conscious se... / Continue →