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  • October 30, 2013
    Buyers of new Dell Lattitude 6430u laptops have been complaining they smell like cat urine, a smell that, if you've never had your bed peed on because you didn't use your cat's favorite brand litter, is equal parts nostril-burning ammonia and wanting to puke. Apparently the sm... / Continue →
  • July 25, 2013
    This is the $65 WorkEZ Executive laptop desk. WorkEZ, really? People are still naming shit like that? It can function as a traditional laptop mount, a TV dinner style stand, AND EVEN BE USED UPSIDE DOWN. I can't imagine typing upside down being comfortable though. No, I'm ... / Continue →
  • October 15, 2012
    Because this is the sad, sad world we live in, Computer Choppers (think West Coast Choppers, then forget West Coast Choppers and think of a company that just coats electronics in expensive metals) is selling 24k gold-plated MacBooks. They're perfect for the person who wants th... / Continue →
  • January 20, 2012
    The Fujitsu Lifebook is a conceptual all-in-one mobile command center design by Prashant Chandra that features a laptop with integrated and removable smartphone, digital camera and tablet (which functions as the laptop's keyboard when in its cradle). Why would anybody want tha... / Continue →
  • November 30, 2011
    As a guy who spends 10+ hours a day with a laptop resting on his already unimpressive genitals, this is pretty serious news. Kidding, I can't have children. Get it? Women just find me so unattractive! I touched a titty one time but it was a friend of my older sister and I t... / Continue →
  • January 18, 2011
    This is a video of some jerk stealing a laptop out of some other dude's bookbag at the Oyster Boy restaurant in the Philippines (I haven't been yet). That's the laptop bookbag with the arrow pointing at it there. Basically the thief just sits down, uses his foot to pull the b... / Continue →
  • October 28, 2010
    I bought a MacBook Air right when they came out but ended up breaking it over my knee after getting sick and tired of its weightlessness. My laptop needs some heft, dammit, I need to feel like I'm hauling some serious shit around (and not just 500GB of pr0n). The solution? A... / Continue →
  • October 18, 2010
    A man recently had his laptop stolen in Sweden, only to have a zip-drive mailed to his residence a week later that contained all his files and personal data from the machine. Sounds like some serious Robin Hood shit if you ask me. You know, honor amongst thieves. No? That's... / Continue →
  • September 15, 2010
    The Dell Inspiron Duo: not only are it's initials D.I.D., its a netbook and tablet all in one thanks to a swivel screen. Technology! Ten dollars says I break it the fist week. Fist week? Foot month! Boy, did Dell show just off the craziest device on stage at Intel's IDF 20... / Continue →
  • August 5, 2010
    I lay in bed all day with a laptop burning my genitals so I don't have a neck-craning problem when it comes to viewing my monitor. No, what I have is a giant gut in the way which is why I've learned to read the screen upside-down and backwards using the sex-mirror I double-sid... / Continue →
  • July 1, 2010
    Gary Katz, best known for making this Apple Store diorama out of a shoebox and a couple iPhones, has gone and created a visual history of Apple computers using ONLY THE MODELS HE'S OWNED HIMSELF. Which is a lot of them. I counted at least a million. Apple a day...Take a look... / Continue →
  • March 15, 2010
    This is a video of a man silently destroying the shit out of his laptop at an HP store in China because it wasn't living up to his expectations. Damn, guy, if I quietly destroyed everything that didn't live up to my expectations I, uh, wouldn't have lost my voice so often. Th... / Continue →
  • February 17, 2010
    This is a MacBook sleeve that looks like a newspaper. That way you won't get robbed unless somebody is stealing old newspapers, WHICH HAPPENS. Alternatively, wrap your laptop in newsprint. The protective carrier comes in four different foreign language models and will set yo... / Continue →
  • January 22, 2010
    Looking for that perfect MacBook sleeve that says, "I'm not just a creative, I'm a pretentious creative?" Then you're in luck. Also, probably not that creative. Burned you just got burned. Called the BookBook, this $79.99 case literally transforms your MacBook into "an anti... / Continue →
  • January 13, 2010
    This is a little graphic depicting the likelihood of various features on the upcoming Apple tablet. Of course, you can't read that one for shit so click HERE to see the thing in all its high-res glory, glory, hallelujah. So, what do you think, is it gonna have all that stuff?... / Continue →
  • January 11, 2010
    Want a MacBook decal that makes it look like Iron Man is powered by Apple? Well you're in luck because Etsy seller moviemagicman is selling them! For $16! With free-ass shipping! Consider it a blue-light special! With no blue light! Or special! F*** it! moviemagicman's ... / Continue →
  • December 21, 2009
    So apparently HP webcams are racist and the facial-tracking software doesn't work on people of color. This may or may not include green people. To prove the point, two coworkers, Desi (a black man) and Wanda (a white woman) put the cam to the test. Per Desi: As soon as Whit... / Continue →
  • December 15, 2009
    Some girl was on her way to Jerusalem to see where Jesus grew up and hang out with some friends but got the 3rd degree (like burns!) from Israel border security, who ultimately decided the only way in was with three bullets in her Mac. *pew pew pew* goes border security! I we... / Continue →
  • November 27, 2009
    I don't really understand the Team Edward/Team Jacob rivalry but from what I've gathered it has something to do with if you'd rather have sex with a vampire or werewolf. Me? I've always been a gargoyle kind of guy. These laptop decals are available from Etsy seller vinylfrui... / Continue →
  • November 26, 2009
    Ever wanted to see some tramp destroy her boyfriend's XBox 360? Then you're in luck. And after if you want to see a video of the halfwit boyfriend golfing her laptop to pieces as revenge, there's one of those after the jump. Although, truthfully, I'm pretty sure the items we... / Continue →