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  • July 29, 2014
    This is a video of two Roombas with knives taped to them trying to pop each other's balloon a la Mario Kart battle mode. But you're gonna want to skip to at least 2:00 into the video because the first two minutes are just people talking because they don't understand they shoul... / Continue →
  • May 8, 2014
    This is the $28 Hobo Eat Kit. "Yummy!" Dammit Hannibal, it's not a kit for eating hobos. It's basically a Swiss Army Knife with spoon, fork and knife utensils. Plus all three can be separated from each other so you can use them simultaneously. Because nobody wants to have ... / Continue →
  • March 27, 2014
    This is the iStab, a 3-D printed iPhone case with a folding knife attached. That way you can accidentally Van Gogh yourself while answering a call. Or you could, I don't know, just carry a far more practical folding knife separately from your phone. That's what I do. It's n... / Continue →
  • August 28, 2013
    Note: No screencap is going to do this beast-ninja justice, just watch the video. This is a video from Russia of a cook whipping up what appear to be some sort of shawarma wrap, all set to the Mortal Kombat theme (which is actually playing in the restaurant/roller skating rink... / Continue →
  • May 20, 2013
    This is the LEGO Swiss Army Knife built by LEGO CUUSO user Robiwan. That's a pretty clever design. Still, you should never, under any circumstances, bring a plastic knife to a ninja sword fight. I know you might fancy yourself some kind of MacGyver that doesn't need anything... / Continue →
  • November 2, 2012
    Seen here looking unsure which one to stick up up your butt and which one to stab you with, CIROS the robot prepares a salad. Later in the video he actually slices the cucumber, which, if you pretend its a peen like I did, is pretty terrifying. Hit the jump for the video.... / Continue →
  • October 3, 2012
    This is a short video of a magic knife slicing a water droplet in half. Except it's not really magic, because scientists had to go and ruin all the fun for us. You could have lied to us, you know. The government does it all the f***ing time. The core of the blade is two 0.0... / Continue →
  • August 23, 2012
    These are some officially licensed Batman TWIN BLADE folding knives. My God, Wayne Enterprises has gone downhill. They cost about $9 and come in different colors so you can accessorize any outfit. "But why do they have two blades?" To hurt yourself, silly! Thanks to car... / Continue →
  • June 1, 2012
    WHY IS THERE A GRAPE TOOTSIE ROLL POP ON THE FLOOR -- and can I have it? These are a couple pictures of DeviantARTist volfraider's Assassin's Creed inspired hidden gun/blade combo. The gun hides up your sleeve until, SNIKT! -- there's a gun in your hand and you're waving it a... / Continue →
  • November 10, 2011
    Guys: they're always trying to hookup with the ladies. Me? I don't have to try, I get enough. "Heeeeeeeelp meeeeeeeeeeee." UGH. Really, hand -- in front of all my friends?! One more outburst like that and I'm gonna touch the oven. Enter a sad and lonely 19-year old Arizo... / Continue →
  • May 5, 2011
    The Crovel is like the Swiss Army Kite of shovels. "Knife -- not kite, numbnuts." Yeah, whatever. It packs 13 different tools into a single unit (reminds me of my last kegger!). "What tools" you ask? LEMME TELL YA: Shovel Crowbar Pryer/Nail Remover (hey that's just pa... / Continue →
  • March 29, 2011
    This is a machete-shooting slingshot. Or you could call it a crossbow. Just don't call it a catapult or you might wind up with a machete in your gut. From a general standpoint, it's badass, but from a zombie-apocalypse standpoint it's really not that practical because: 1. i... / Continue →
  • February 2, 2011
    Seen here not even giving a f*** about the fluffy ball on his hat, 35-year old Nepalese soldier Bishnu Shrestha accepts an award for being a total badass and killing/maiming/scaring the living shit out of an entire gang of armed robbers/would-be-rapists off a train with nothing... / Continue →
  • December 28, 2010
    Knives that never dull: I could stab you forever. I would too is the thing. They say stabbing is typically a crime of passion, and if I'm anything, it's an alcoholic passionate. My lovemakin's off the charts, just sayin'. After literally decades of research, scientists have... / Continue →
  • December 6, 2010
    Because hell hath no fury like a woman scorned robot armed, Japanese firm Mayekawa Electric has developed a robot programmed to bone a ham. And not like that pervert Old MacDonald either, I'm talking about actually removing the bone from the meat with a blade. Yipes! Until... / Continue →
  • September 28, 2010
    We've already seen ninja-star and joystick coathooks, so why not $15 knife coathooks? Yes, why not knives? "Because they promote violence?" Um, no, stop being stupid. I'm not even allowed near safety-scissors and I'm still one of the most violent people I know. Seriously, ... / Continue →
  • September 22, 2010
    In other culinary-ish product news, how about a Starship Enterprise pizza cutter? It's not delivery, it's DiGiorno! No it's not either, it's store brand and there isn't nearly enough cheese to cover the sauce. Unrelated, the last time I tried making my own pizza it cost $30 a... / Continue →
  • August 25, 2010
    I'm gonna stab a Bear! Get it? Cause dude's nickname is Bear. From now on I'm going by Dragonlord aside, this is the official Bear Grylls Survival Series Ultimate Knife by Gerber ($60). I want one. Because, let's face it, there are two kinds of guys in this world: Sissy-b... / Continue →
  • July 19, 2010
    If you cut someone with a $165 fiber optic knife does it make it look like they were stabbed by rays of sunshine? It was Helios, I swear! This green glass-bladed knife was made using the old ways, using the technique of knapping, which was used by our stone-age ancestors to sh... / Continue →
  • June 2, 2010
    Have you ever loved something so much you just wanted to cut it? Raise your hand if you have. Police, arrest everyone with their hand in the air -- but watch out for hidden blades. While it might look like a brain-bending puzzle, Mia Schmallenbach's Meeting Knives set actual... / Continue →