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  • March 28, 2014
    This is a video of BaneCat plotting revenge on his owner. Probably for making him wear that costume in the first place. I tried putting a costume on one of my cats once. ONCE. Then he killed me and now I'm a ghost. *rattling chains* BooOOoooOOoo! "You're not a ghost." N... / Continue →
  • February 28, 2014
    This is Mercury the two legged cat. He was found at five weeks old with no front legs. Now he's having the time of his life. The folks that adopted him set up a Facebook page called Raising Mercury with a ton of pictures and you can find a bunch of videos at their Youtube pa... / Continue →
  • February 25, 2014
    This is a video of a kitten being fed that wiggles its ears almost the entire time, reminiscent of Gizmo the Mogwai from Gremlins. Apparently it's because the muscles associated with suckling a teat are also connected to the ears. Do human ears also wiggle when we suckle teat... / Continue →
  • November 27, 2013
    This is a giant cat shaped sofa. It doesn't have arms or a back like a traditional sofa though, so it's really more of a giant cat pillow. Whatever you want to call it, I'd sleep on it. "What if I call it a Cozy Kitty?" I'd sleep on a Cozy Kitty! "What about a Cat Napper?"... / Continue →
  • August 26, 2013
    This is the $13 Moving Tail Kitty Car Decal from ThinkGeek. You get both a happy cat and grumpy cat decal and four tails to make your rear windshield wiper look like it's wagging. Don't have a car with a rear windshield wiper? Congratulations, your decal cat has a butthole. ... / Continue →
  • March 8, 2013
    Note: It's an optical illusion, not an animated GIF. You can't print animated gifs on paper. This is a video of a cat spazzing out on the optical illusion seen above. So now we know -- yes, cats CAN see optical illusions. And laser beams. Unfortunately mine can't seem to s... / Continue →
  • February 11, 2013
    This is the conceptual Hobbit Hole litter box designed by If Industries. Alternatively, get some Hobbit action figures and use it as a Hobbit Hole playset! You have to choose one or the other though, it can't be a litter box that doubles as an action figure playset, that's gr... / Continue →
  • February 6, 2013
    The board (bored?) gamers' votes have been tallied and the new monopoly token will be...THE KITTY. "The picture kind of gave it away." You're like a modern day Sherlock Holmes. The piece voted to be removed was the iron, which I think we can all agree is the crappiest piece ... / Continue →
  • January 30, 2013
    This is Sam. Sam is an all white cat with a black tail and eyebrows. Sure they're not very good looking brows, but what did you expect from a cat? They're the kind of eyebrows you'd expect to see on a girl who's plucked hers to the point they're not there anymore and has to ... / Continue →
  • January 14, 2013
    This is a cat with a custom Iron Man mask made for him out of a grapefruit. Hopefully he didn't get any citrus in his eyes wearing it though, because that shit hurts. You ever done a tequila hardman before? Where you snort the salt, take the shot, squirt the lime in your eye... / Continue →
  • December 27, 2012
    It already has a ton of views so I'm not going to spend too much time talking about it, but this is a video of a cat that jumps scared every time it hears the Mario jump soundbite from the original game. To the cat's credit though, its owner has the speakers cranked up to 11, ... / Continue →
  • December 21, 2012
    This is Bristol, a healthy two year old stray with Portal eyes up for adoption by the Wake County Animal Center in Raleigh, North Carolina. Some @$$holes painted her. This is the only picture of her, but be careful looking through the other adoption photos unless you're looki... / Continue →
  • December 14, 2012
    This is the $50 Nyan Cat Hoodie. It beats the hell out of that Batman one which is a pretty amazing feat considering this is a hoodie based on a Pop-Tart/cat hybrid blasting through space and the other is supposed to be one of the awesomest superheros to ever grace my bedsheet... / Continue →
  • December 5, 2012
    I don't know bro, I think this guy has still got you beat. Seen here after possibly killing Robin (get it? because it's cat and robin is a kind of bird!), this is a picture of a cat that looks like Batman. Or -- OR -- is it a cat that BATMAN looks like? It's kind of one of ... / Continue →
  • December 4, 2012
    This is a claw machine in a Russian arcade that some cat has decided to call home. Or maybe it's an actual prize, I dunno. What I do know is there's no way in hell you'll ever pick that kitty up with THAT WEAK-ASS CLAW. You'll have to lure him down into the prize bin with tr... / Continue →
  • October 10, 2012
    Note: Uncensored shot has the potential to steal your soul, hit the jump at your own risk. This is Cleyed the Cyclops kitty. Sadly, he only lived a short time because, you know, you're not supposed to be born a cyclops. No offense to you real Cyclopes out there -- but I will... / Continue →
  • August 22, 2012
    This is Venus, a three year old chimera cat. WTF is a chimera cat? CUTE AS A BUTTON. Chimera cat is one individual organism, but genetically its own fraternal twin. A chimera is typically formed from four parent cells (either two fertilized eggs, or two early embryos that ha... / Continue →
  • August 21, 2012
    Big deal, I burped the Ninja Turtles theme song once (but threw up during "heroes in a half shell" part). In my God it's way too early for this news comes a video of a cross-eyed cat that looks suspiciously like it stuck its face in a dirty hole "singing" the Game of Thrones t... / Continue →
  • December 30, 2011
    Because what good is a $500 tablet if a cat can't play games on it, here's a video of someone's cat scoring 128 on Fruit Ninja. Is that a good score? I have no idea. What I do know is I've been blogging in the car all morning (yes, seriously) and I'm starting to get motion s... / Continue →
  • December 9, 2011
    Daniel is a cat. A cat with a human name. A cat with a human name THAT WAS BORN WITH 26 TOES. Normal cats only have 18 (eight up front), but Daniel the human-named cat, well, he's got two extra on each foot. You lucky dog! "He's a cat." You're an @$$hole. Normal cats hav... / Continue →