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  • June 3, 2013
    Note: Larger shot HERE because I care about your eyes. So LEGO has announced the release of this $250 Ewok Village playset in September. The kit will contain 1,990 pieces and a number of rare Star Wars minifigs including 'Endor Princess Leia, Endor C-3PO, Endor Luke, Endor Ha... / Continue →
  • December 18, 2012
    These are some $40 Adventure Time pajamas from ThinkGeek. You can pick from Finn, who has a little Jake in his front pocket and a backpack on, or Jake, who has a little Finn on his chest. Unfortunately every size (even my XXL) is currently sold out, so it looks like it's goin... / Continue →
  • December 7, 2012
    Because what fun is collecting something piece by piece when you can just get them ALL AT ONCE, here's a massive 1,950 Star Wars action figure collection for sale on eBay. I know at least two people in real life who are trying to conceal boners right now after seeing this. An... / Continue →
  • September 20, 2012
    This is the first level of Super Mario Bros. 3-D printed as a Möbius strip by Shapeways seller joabaldwin to forever doom Mario into repeating the same stage over and over until the end of time. For those of you who don't know what a Möbius strip is, you should feel shame. No... / Continue →
  • August 6, 2012
    This is a handmade replica of the Alien skull that makes an ever-so-brief appearance in the trophy case aboard the Predator ship in Predator II. In case you couldn't tell, it would look great on display above my fireplace. I'm joking, I don't have a fireplace. But one time I... / Continue →
  • June 11, 2012
    Seen here looking fresh to death on the first day of summer school, a guy models Hot Topic's $35 DC Comics Batman Logo Hooded Backpack. Admittedly, I kind of want one. But only to wear arms-free, supported by nothing but my head and neck. "That sounds like a terrible idea." ... / Continue →
  • May 29, 2012
    So Norway has announced that it's selling off Olavsvern Naval Base, a state of the art submarine base on the northern coast of the country for $17.5-million. That means if we each save up $1,750, then it'll only take 10,000 of us to buy the thing. I'm not sure how many it sle... / Continue →
  • March 6, 2012
    This is the Giant Birdsnest bed from architect/design group O*GE. It's a real product that's made to order and comes in three different sizes, the largest of which is supposed to be able to fit 16 people. That...would be one hell of an orgy. I'm talking tits and penises ever... / Continue →
  • February 24, 2012
    This is the $250 OPMOD Battle Mug, a 24-ounce beer receptacle milled out of a solid 13.5-lb block of aluminum that comes equipped with military-spec rails so you can attach all kinds of scopes and laser sights. "Yeah but why?" WHY?! To make sure you don't miss your mouth, du... / Continue →
  • January 26, 2012
    I'm not sure if I was too old to be, but I did watch some Mighty Morphin' Power Rangers growing up. *Wikipedia-ing* Okay it started in '93, so I was probably watching from like, 12 to 15. That's not too bad, right? Actually, don't answer that. Riddle me this instead: what'... / Continue →
  • January 5, 2012
    This is a custom $30 Ninja Turtle beanie from Etsy seller Miss Pamela. One minute you look kinda like an aviator, then you flip the mask down and BAM -- you're unmagically transformed into everyone's least favorite ninja turtle, Donatello. "...He's actually my favorite." BWA... / Continue →
  • December 20, 2011
    This is a nearly funded Kickstarter for Ferrite Interactive Liquid Sculptures. They're basically TMNT ooze canisters with a magnetic liquid (ferrofluid) suspended in another, clear liquid that you can manipulate to make cool shapes with external magnets. Contributing $100 get... / Continue →
  • August 4, 2011
    There are iPhone cases, and then there are iPhone cases. Then, there are these fake hand iPhone cases from Strapya World. They make it look like you're holding a severed hand when talking on the phone. But that's not even the best part -- the best part is the price! Only $64... / Continue →
  • May 13, 2011
    Remember UNO, the self-balancing motorcycle/Segway hybrid? We posted about it way back in April of '08. Don't be too hard on yourself if you don't remember, that was more than three years ago -- an eternity by butterfly standards. Well the latest incarnation, the UNO 3, is m... / Continue →