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  • February 12, 2013
    A hacker in Montana (apparently they exist) is being blamed for compromising the local emergency alert system and broadcasting on KRTV and the CW that there have been reports of undead bodies rising from the grave. They weren't though, it was just a hoax. Or -- or -- DID it a... / Continue →
  • January 4, 2012
    Joerg Sprave the slingshot aficionado is back at it, this time with a weapon that incorporates a powerful slinger of shot at one end, and a combo zombie brain spiker/basher on the other. Plus -- PLUS -- it has an EJECTOR LEVER in case your spike gets stuck in a zombie's skull.... / Continue →
  • July 19, 2010
    If you want to survive you have to be willing to adapt. Just ask the dodo bird. Exactly. In the future meat will be scarce, and in order to get your RDA of protein you're gonna have to start eating more nuts and beans. Or -- OR -- zombie jerky. Zombie jerky is just like be... / Continue →
  • July 14, 2010
    This is the design for a rocket-powered chainsaw launcher. The idea is that you'll be able to hack up a small group of zombies from a safe distance. Unfortunately, ammo costs will add up pretty quick if you don't retrieve your chainsaws. And, in case you couldn't tell becaus... / Continue →
  • July 12, 2010
    A car full of people dressed as zombies crashed Friday night on Interstate 84 in downtown Portland, Oregon, much to the, "HOLY SHIT, THE ZOMBIE APOCALYPSE!" of witnesses. Sgt. Greg Stewart said people who witnessed the crash initially thought the victims' injuries were much mo... / Continue →
  • June 25, 2010
    The latest in zombie apocalypse pie-charts, this one shows what you'll most likely be doing in the event of a zombie apocalypse. Not to brag or anything, but I'll almost certainly be in the little green pie-piece. Ooooor masturbating in my closet until I'm eaten. Things That... / Continue →
  • June 18, 2010
    Is that an axe on your back or are you just happy to see me? Does this count as a concealed weapon if I'm wearing a Members Only jacket over it? When you're not braining zombies you don't want to have to carry your axe around by hand, do you? You need to keep those free for ... / Continue →
  • June 17, 2010
    Everybody has their own personal weapon preference when it comes to braining zombies. Some prefer shotguns, others crowbars, and I like to swing my penis around like a battle axe. You too?! High-fi-- nevermind. But for those of you who haven't found that perfect zombie-lobo... / Continue →
  • June 10, 2010
    Want a 1/6 scale Deathtrooper bust? Me neither. But I would take a 1/6 scale zombie Leia bust, I don't care if her boobs are rotting off or not. Kidding, that's disgusting. But not disgusting enough to not sleep with at night! Nothing can prepare the galaxy for what lies w... / Continue →
  • May 24, 2010
    Zombie jerky: sounds delicious, doesn't it? No, it doesn't. I actually just puked through the gap in my front teeth at the mere thought of gnawing pre-rotted flesh. *BLAAH* Ooh -- still going. "Zombie Meat," an exquisite new Japanese snack for the horror enthusiast, consist... / Continue →
  • March 22, 2010
    This is a flowchart used to determine if you'll survive a zombie apocalypse. This is only a tiny piece of the thing though because it's giant so click THESE PINK WORDS to see the whole damn damndy damn. So? You're a goner aren't you? Well let me give you a little piece of ad... / Continue →
  • February 22, 2010
    NOTE: Full-res pic HERE. Sure we've already seen some zombified Disney princesses, but what about the dudes? Yes, what about the dudes? To answer that question, here's a group of mixed nuts. Well, what do you think? I think Cinderella and Belle might actually BE zombies, t... / Continue →
  • January 17, 2010
    Damnit, I hate being at the bottom of the barrel. I mean, we're not even ahead of reanimated cobbled corpses. That's just pathetic (I'll jump off the roof, you bring me back to life). Ghost of GW: Okay guys, little help over here. *eyes chart* Wait -- I'M ON TOP. Don't ... / Continue →
  • September 24, 2009
    Wait, so does that mean he IS a zombie? Beause it doesn't say '#1 zombie slaya', it just says 'zombie'. Who knows, maybe he didn't have enough fingers for all that. Or brains. Get it? Zombie joke! Picture Thanks to Emma, who once brained a zombie with a frying pan and di... / Continue →
  • September 17, 2009
    Tired of shooting at the same boring silhouettes when you're getting your gun on? Well why not prepare for the imminent zombie apocalypse and get your pew on at the same time with these zombie-themed shooting targets? Full color Zombie Poster Targets. Designed for fun at th... / Continue →
  • August 17, 2009
    Since there's no hockey on some Canadian mathematicians have shifted their efforts to creating a mathematical model for surviving the zombie uprising. And you said nothing good ever came out of Canada! That guy, right there -- he's the one that said it. GET HIM, CANUCKS! A... / Continue →
  • June 19, 2009
    This is a video of an augmented reality game designed by the Georgia Tech Augmented Environments Lab and the Savannah College of Art and Design - Atlanta. It's called 'ARhrrrr', which, despite sounding piratey, is actually a zombie game. It's pretty cool too. You play the ga... / Continue →
  • May 4, 2009
    The BBC is reporting a new 'zombie' (H1Z1) strain of swine flu that is capable of resuscitating the recently dead. Holy sawed-off shotgun shit! After death, this virus is able to restart the heart of it's victim for up to two hours after the initial demise of the person where... / Continue →
  • May 3, 2009
    This is a video of some little Japanese kids being trained to fight zombies. And let me tell you -- they are cute as little buttons. Remember folks, teach your kids how to properly protect themselves against attacks from the undead. Because otherwise you're gonna have to exp... / Continue →
  • February 7, 2009
    We've featured a couple other vampire killing kits (not to mention zombie killing ones) here on Geekologie, but I particularly like this one because it's nice and discreet. Typically, it just looks like an old art print (lower right in photo), but slide the front off and TA-DO... / Continue →