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  • August 10, 2012
    KILLLLLL IT. Because all robots should be invincible so we don't stand a chance when they finally begin their assault on humanity, DARPA has teamed up with a group of universities (all of which should expect some hate-mail over the weekend) to create this 'attack-proof' roboti... / Continue →
  • February 10, 2011
    It's here, it's Skynet, we're all dead. UPDATE: I posted this last week, but since the BBC article came out I've gotten the tip again like a hundred times, so I'm moving it to the top. WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU DON'T READ EVERYDAY?! That's right folks, scientists have developed... / Continue →
  • December 7, 2010
    Note: This is too small to appreciate, and not even the whole graphic, click HERE to see the whole thing. Want to survive the zombie apocalypse? Good luck -- I give you two days, tops. One if you can't remember the last time you exercised. And no, taking the stairs once las... / Continue →
  • November 1, 2010
    You know, I've been so busy preparing for the robot apocalypse that I might have overlooked the possibility (and severity) of a giant insect apocalypse. Put on your beekeeper's suit and grab a flamethrower, we've got some legs to torch. As many readers will doubtless be aware... / Continue →
  • September 23, 2010
    GIANT SQUIDS ARE GIANT. How giant? Try 8-feet long and 100 pounds of pure, unadulterated (okay, slightly adulterated) killing machine. I'm never going to another (nude) beach again! Millions of killer giant squid are not only devouring vast amounts of fish they have even st... / Continue →
  • August 16, 2010
    Note: I had to cut the picture so it would still be big enough to see click HERE to see the whole, unadulterated version. This is the first in a series of pictures by Flickr user Robotpencil (he'll stab you) that mashup the Smash Bros. and Fight Club universes. As you can see... / Continue →
  • August 9, 2010
    This is Maslow's Heirarchy of Robot Needs as imagined by artist/Flickr user lunchbreath. Jesus that smells onion-y aside, he was right on the money with the hierarchy. It's true: robots strive to destroy humans, it's in their DNA. Or, you know, whatever the hell robots have.... / Continue →
  • July 12, 2010
    A car full of people dressed as zombies crashed Friday night on Interstate 84 in downtown Portland, Oregon, much to the, "HOLY SHIT, THE ZOMBIE APOCALYPSE!" of witnesses. Sgt. Greg Stewart said people who witnessed the crash initially thought the victims' injuries were much mo... / Continue →
  • June 10, 2010
    Want a 1/6 scale Deathtrooper bust? Me neither. But I would take a 1/6 scale zombie Leia bust, I don't care if her boobs are rotting off or not. Kidding, that's disgusting. But not disgusting enough to not sleep with at night! Nothing can prepare the galaxy for what lies w... / Continue →
  • May 7, 2010
    Note: Added a video of Stabby McKillhumans after the jump. A group of sick German scientists have taken it upon themselves to study robot-inflicted injuries to humans. They're not good. Plus they hurt. Boom, study over! The tests involved a robot arm weighing 14kg and a 1.... / Continue →
  • December 28, 2009
    For those of you who live sheltered lives, Cleverbot is a misnomered (word wizardry baby, awh yeah!) artificial intelligence program you can talk to on the internets in case you ever wanted to read a bunch of robotic propaganda and other filth (stick to the Twilight series). A... / Continue →