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  • March 9, 2016
    This is a video of Boston Dyanmics' latest Atlas humanoid robot edited with a fictional cursing module. It doesn't appear to be a very obscene cursing module though, because I curse more and I have the mouth of a nun. Unfortunately, I have the everything else of a bridge trol... / Continue →
  • December 10, 2010
    Note: Must must must watch video of the sadness after the jump. This is a local news report about a hunting camp in Louisiana that was allegedly ravaged by a zombie-monster. Admittedly, that picture does look totally for real. The news comes from Baton Rouge LA news (NBC 33)... / Continue →
  • October 27, 2010
    Seen here showing her obvious disdain for the entire human species, this is some creepy-ass humanoid robot that's allegedly supposed to help people out in hospitals or something. Sure -- help kill them! Per Engadget, who's apparently known about this thing for awhile AND DONE... / Continue →
  • October 18, 2010
    Note: Video of the chart-bottoming performance after the jump. Can you tell which one is the robot? SPOILER: back left. Just kidding, it's the one with the silver legs, moron. Or is it? I thought they all were to be honest. If you're just joining us, you may not have hear... / Continue →
  • September 7, 2010
    I always knew the devil would transform and slither out in snake form again. You see, he wants to tempt me. But guess what, Satan?! I have absolutely no intention of spending eternity clenching a hot coal between these virgin buttcheeks! *brandishing hatched* Prepare to be... / Continue →
  • August 2, 2010
    Geez, could you have made it any creepier looking? Maybe if it had a bunch of bloody hooks tearing at its flesh or something. God that would be so hot aside, this is Telenoid R1, a humanoid robot that "recreates the physical presence of a remote user." The Telenoid R1 robot ... / Continue →
  • June 1, 2010
    Note: Video is after the jump because you can and will evacuate your bowls. Seriously, now there's cereal everywhere. I know I promised I'd be the hero of the robotic apocalypse and save humanity and father thousands millions of children, but I'm getting tired of this shit. ... / Continue →
  • April 6, 2010
    This is a little animated gif of a robot with laser-eyes wielding a missile atop a unicorn trampling a Smurf village. There is nothing okay about that. As a matter of fact, I hate everything about it except the unicorn and the mushrooms. The rest of it can all go to hell and... / Continue →
  • March 31, 2010
    This is a little Internet Explorer voodoo doll somebody made in an attempt to kill off the interweb browser. Neat idea, but I don't know why you wouldn't just stab the program directly. Which is exactly why I'm gonna sneak up on my laptop while it's in sleep mode tonight and ... / Continue →
  • January 21, 2010
    Allegedly this is a white blood cell chasing around some bacteria and eventually subduing it. Of course, I have no proof that's actually what this is because I'm not a microbioscientist. For all I know it's a really bad VHS copy of a Benny Hill chase scene from the end of his... / Continue →
  • January 11, 2010
    Seen here in one of the world's most pathetic photographs, Douglas Hines chats it up with his sex robot "Roxxxy" about soccer (and he wonders why he needs a sex robot). The anatomically-correct robot, who can even snore, has an articulated skeleton that can move like a perso... / Continue →
  • December 28, 2009
    For those of you who live sheltered lives, Cleverbot is a misnomered (word wizardry baby, awh yeah!) artificial intelligence program you can talk to on the internets in case you ever wanted to read a bunch of robotic propaganda and other filth (stick to the Twilight series). A... / Continue →
  • December 23, 2009
    This is a video of a Tomy i-SOBOT that some deranged sicko made custom weapons for and then let loose to wreak havoc on a table in his living room. Why half the scenes involve killing innocent dinosaurs is beyond me, but if if I had to guess I'd say somebody has a death wish. ... / Continue →
  • November 20, 2009
    How would you like this creepy little bastard staring at your ass when you're performing squats? Or maybe holding your feet while you do crunches? Or maybe you've got to be out of your got-damn mind! Bandit is helping the University of Southern California Center for Robotics... / Continue →
  • November 12, 2009
    Tired of those creepy little gnomes hanging out in your garden? Well how about a creepy little Jawa?! Available for pre-order from the StarWarsShop, the $35 lawn ornament is certain to draw attention to your flower beds and eventually be stolen/broken by punk-ass teenagers. ... / Continue →
  • October 24, 2009
    I'm pretty sure half the people that sent this in thought it's an actual robot, but being the astute robot slaya that I am, it wasn't hard for me to tell this is just a jackass in a robot costume. Don't get me wrong, I'd still burn that bitch like a witch (or doobie), he just ... / Continue →
  • October 7, 2009
    Yamaha's HRP-4C robot, best known for having pervs take pictures of its ass and modeling wedding dresses, can now sing song requests sent to it via iPhone. Impressive, Yamaha. I mean, if I DIDN'T SEE MORE IMPRESSIVE TECHNOLOGY AT CHUCK E CHEESE'S 20 YEARS AGO. Oooooh, burn! ... / Continue →
  • May 29, 2009
    Well folks, it looks like we're starting Friday off entirely wrong with only stories from the robot front. I recommend running out for beer now so you can stay safely tucked away in your robot-shelter all weekend building a powerful burning laser blaster. I'm not even kidding... / Continue →
  • May 9, 2009
    This is the path a Roomba took to clean a room. As you can see, it's pretty haphazard. But what did you expect -- it's just a stupid robot. Honestly, I'm surprised the little deviant didn't spend the whole time pleasuring itself in the corner by repeatedly running over a pow... / Continue →
  • May 2, 2009
    The 'Canna Chopper' is an unmanned miniature helicopter fitted with "odor and video detection instruments" that locates your field of (pipe) dreams in the Netherlands and notifies authorities. Needless to say, it's the polar opposite of a ROFLCOPTER. On its maiden voyage it m... / Continue →