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  • May 13, 2015
    This is a chart containing 50 inspirational quotes from different children's entertainment characters. I read them all now I feel like I can conquer the world. Or at least a really big sandwich. One of those sandwiches that if you eat the whole thing in a certain amount of t... / Continue →
  • April 28, 2015
    This is a video of Youtuber Buddy Crotty lulling his crying baby daughter back to sleep with the sound of Darth Vader's breathing. It's pretty effective. When I was a baby my parents used to lull me to sleep with the sound of heavy metal and now I can't go to a concert withou... / Continue →
  • April 25, 2015
    Because those 'It's A Boy' bubblegum cigars aren't for everyone, this is a shot of the tattoo 20-year old Christien Sechrist got to celebrate the birth of his son, Perseus. Christien insists he has no regrets about the tattoo and would do it again given the opportunity. Hey -... / Continue →
  • April 22, 2015
    This is a video of a grandfather and grandson playing Pie Face (links to Amazon), a Russian Roulette style game for kids that leaves the loser with a faceful of whipped cream. Or sour cream or apple sauce, really whatever you want to load the hand up with. You spin the spinne... / Continue →
  • April 6, 2015
    Because Florida, this is a video of a boy getting a baby tooth pulled with the help of a Chevrolet Camaro. I did something similar with one of my son's teeth, except instead of a Camaro it was a monster truck. It was also the wrong tooth. Now I have to save up to get him a f... / Continue →
  • March 25, 2015
    This is the KidRunner, a baby stroller that is strapped to a special belt and towed behind you as you run. It was designed so parents could run more naturally (swinging their arms) and still be able to safely take their child for a spin instead of hoping they're okay at home i... / Continue →
  • March 19, 2015
    Because who hasn't dreamed of having their kids crawling all over them like a human jungle gym (like they don't already), Atsushi Shiraishi designed the Athletitti, a rope vest that turns parents into pieces of climbable equipment. What a great bonding experience. Just be ex... / Continue →
  • March 16, 2015
    This is the Spaceship Bed made and sold by Etsy store FableBedworks. It looks kinda like a spaceship and costs $14,000. That price does include some pretty sweet light effects though. Plus the rocket boosters are actually hidden shelving units. Still -- $14,000? You can ge... / Continue →
  • February 26, 2015
    Because you're that parent, this is a baby bottle that looks like a little beer bottle. Available for pre-order from Fred & Friends for $12, the Lil Lager Baby Bottle makes the perfect intro into beer for your youngster. After all, it's only a couple more years before they ca... / Continue →
  • February 24, 2015
    This is a video of the 7-to-12-year old members of the Louisville Leopard Percussionists performing a Led Zepplin medley (Kashmir, The Ocean, and Immigrant Song) on marimbas, xylophones, vibraphones, drums, timbales, congas, bongos and piano. It sounds beautiful. Like watchin... / Continue →
  • February 17, 2015
    24-year old British astrophysics student Maggie Lieu wants to be the first to have a Martian baby (like, giving birth to a baby on Mars, not a tentacle-fingered alien). And she actually might be -- she's one of the remaining 100 candidates still in the running for becoming the... / Continue →
  • February 11, 2015
    These are some of the charts and graphs created by Michigan State University computer science graduate student Randal S. Olson (links to his page with waaaay more in depth information) showing the quickest way to spot Waldo in the seven main Where's Waldo books. You know, why... / Continue →
  • January 6, 2015
    This is the Jaws themed baby bed built by sculptor Joseph Reginella for his friends who were expecting a baby. You're gonna need a bigger boat. Pretty awesome. You know what kind of bed I had as a kid? None, I never slept -- I've been awake my whole life. On my fifth birth... / Continue →
  • December 31, 2014
    Because a lot of grown-ups actively need things to complain about, a number of parents have taken to social media to complain the "icing extruder" (seen in the far left of the picture, closeups after the jump) in Play-Doh's Sweet Shoppe Cake Mountain Playset looks like a penis.... / Continue →
  • December 2, 2014
    This is a video of professional prankster (literally, he makes a living doing this shit) Roman Atwood convincing his girlfriend he accidentally threw their son Kane over a balcony. That -- wow, that's pretty serious. I guess he's pulled every other prank already? Also, I had... / Continue →
  • November 25, 2014
    This is the note that was included with some LEGO doll house sets in the 70's, reminding parents that it's okay for girls to want to play with rocketships and boys to build dollhouses. It's weird to think some parents actually needed to be reminded of that. I had a Cabbage Pa... / Continue →
  • November 21, 2014
    This is a video of Uncle Chris changing a diaper. He's already gagging before the diaper is even off. And I don't blame him, based on the sag in the back of that diaper it looks like it's rated for 4-ounces and has six pounds of shit in it. Keep going for the video.... / Continue →
  • November 3, 2014
    This is a video of the MechWarrior 'Sunder' costume father Ryan built for he and his son, Geraint. It is infinitely better than any of the parent/child costumes at the party I went to, but that's because there weren't any children. Or parents. It was really just me playing t... / Continue →
  • October 23, 2014
    Toys R Us has announced it will pull the Walter White and Jesse Pinkman action figures it's stores have been selling after Florida mom Susan Schrivjer started an online petition to have the Breaking Bad figures removed. You know, despite the fact the toys were only sold in the... / Continue →
  • October 17, 2014
    This is a short pictorial of father John Wray and his children building a fictional LEGO set of Wonder Woman's Invisible Jet. Pretty cute, right? It's cool, I'm man enough to be able to admit when things are cute. I like kittens, I like baby animals. I even like those littl... / Continue →