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  • April 28, 2016
    These are the cardboard cat houses designed to look like seven different architectural landmarks from around the world (the Kremlin, Sphinx, Taj Mahal, White House, Pagoda, Mayan Temple and Eiffel Tower). They cost around $44 for one landmark of your choice provided they meet ... / Continue →
  • March 16, 2016
    This is the NOZIPP Sleeping Bag, a high-end (read: $420) sleeping bag that uses a strip of magnets for closure instead of a zipper. I hate zippers. My penis REALLY hates zippers and if I even mention them he tries to hide inside me for a week. I'm going to be honest, if the ... / Continue →
  • March 8, 2016
    This is the Biem Butter Sprayer, a relatively large handheld device that melts the end of a stick of butter and sprays it as needed, presumably right into my mouth like spray cheese because I'm a disgusting animal. You ever rubbed melted butter on a lover before? Me neither b... / Continue →
  • February 1, 2016
    This is the already funded Kickstarter campaign for multiple series of cast metal gaming dice from Trayser Metal Works. $14 gets you a single die of your choice cast in yellow brass, ancient bronze, white bronze or aluminum alloy. There are no discounts for buying multiple di... / Continue →
  • January 11, 2016
    The Ruggie is an alarm clock in a rug that only turns off after you stand on it with both feet for three seconds or more (it can be programmed for longer). It's supposed to get you out of bed in the morning without snoozing. The alarm runs on 3 AAA batteries, and comes with a... / Continue →
  • January 8, 2016
    Forget pillow hoodies, I wanna learn to hover-sleep like that guy! The Hypnos is a hoodie that has an inflatable pillow insert in the back of the hood. That way you can sleep anywhere, not that I've ever had a problem sleeping anywhere. Okay that's not true, but when I do ha... / Continue →
  • November 23, 2015
    These are Luma Dice, solid block aluminum dice with light-up LED number spots. The dice are powered by a replaceable battery, and have a motion sensor that activates the lights when you pick them up to roll them. They've been balanced to the best of the maker's ability, but a... / Continue →
  • November 17, 2015
    This is the 'Best Morning Ever' coffee mug designed by Tom Medwin. It has a ledge on top to hold a donut, which helps insulate your coffee and warm the donut at the same time. WIN-WIN. $15 gets you one if they reach their Kickstarter goal, which seems likely. My only real p... / Continue →
  • September 30, 2015
    The Skarp Laser Razor is a $190 razor that cuts hair with a laser instead of a blade. It's an already funded Kickstarter campaign (they've collected more than $2,000,000 with an intial goal of $160,000), presumably because people are tired of nicking their balls trying to shav... / Continue →
  • September 3, 2015
    These are The Jacks, ceramic candle holders that look like they cry wax as the candles burn. They are currently a Kickstarter campaign but have already met their funding goal. They come in deer head, rabbit head and human skull varieties and cost $28 and up. Refill candles w... / Continue →
  • August 31, 2015
    Lolo Lids are $15 plastic lids made to fit on top of a beer can that can then be attached to the generic looking coffee cup FOR DRINKING BEER ON THE SLY. The cup is also insulated to keep your beer cold, provided it was cold to begin with and not sitting in the trunk of your c... / Continue →
  • August 13, 2015
    These are Pizza Panties, currently a well-underfunded Kickstarter campaign for a thong that looks like a piece of pepperoni pizza. $15 will get you a pair if you're an early bird and they reach their funding goal, $20 will get you a pair if you're a slow bird and they reach th... / Continue →
  • August 12, 2015
    This is the WalkCar, a personal electric transportation device that looks like a laptop on wheels. It can support 265-pounds and travel up to 7.2 miles on a single charge at a breakneck speed of 6.2MPH. At speeds like that my mom would almost certainly make me wear a helmet. ... / Continue →
  • August 3, 2015
    To help promote the funding of a Bill Nye documentary (you can donate to the Kickstarter HERE), this is a video of the Science Guy himself reading some of the mean tweets he's received on Twitter. None of them were really that mean in my opinion, mostly they were just sad/igno... / Continue →
  • July 13, 2015
    ShredLights are headlights for your skateboard. They slide onto a small bracket you attach to your truck's bolts, and are USB rechargeable. They were designed to look cool and help prevent spills from hitting cracks at night. Ex-Toronto mayor Rob Ford? He will hit cracks an... / Continue →
  • July 8, 2015
    The Hydro Hammock is a hot tub hammock (and currently an unfunded Kickstarter project). It costs around $1,200 ($360 without the hot water heater in case you just want a cold tub hammock) and makes the perfect way to relax after a long day of lumberjacking. Just make sure you... / Continue →
  • June 12, 2015
    The B-Unstoppable is an unfortunately named quadrocopter/tank hybrid currently seeking funding on Kickstarter. The tankocopter can fly for about nine minutes, drive for 12 - 18 (or any combination of the two), includes a 1280 x 1020 video camera, and costs $130. Obviously, fo... / Continue →
  • June 4, 2015
    Outties are jeans that appear to be inside-out, inspired by the 2015 fashion trend in Back To The Future II. As you may recall if you haven't already destroyed your brain with drugs and alcohol (I sadly could not recall), Doc warms Marty to "Pull out his pants pockets" because... / Continue →
  • June 1, 2015
    Bike Balls is a $13 rear light for your bicycle that dangles and swings from the back of your seat so it looks like your balls are glowing at night. The concept is that the movement of the light, combined with the fact that it looks like a glowing nutsack, will grab the attent... / Continue →
  • May 19, 2015
    The Boozie is a seemingly normal looking hoodie that has two hidden flasks in the back of the hood, each with its own drawstring straw (previously: hoodies you can smoke weed out of). $95 will get you one if they meet their $50,000 funding goal. Will they meet that goal? I d... / Continue →