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Holy Smokes: Super Impressive Steampunk Portal Gun

DeviantARTist robin-n-raspberries batman-n-bananas went and built this ultra impressive steampunk Portal gun out of found objects (read: junk). It...is better than the steampunk Portal gun I could...
March 7, 2012

Human Space Debris: It's A Serious Problemo

Because humankind is notorious for its short-sightedness (moles too), we've shot so much shit into orbit that it's all starting to crash into each other and, soon,...
September 2, 2011

NO: Humanoid Robot Phone Gets Prototyped

Remember Professor Hiroshi Ishiguro's future-vision of robotic humanoid cell phones? Well the crazy SOB has started developing prototypes, and these are them. WOULD DROP IN TOILET AND...
March 4, 2011

Ho Ho Holy God That's Nerdy: Geek Wreath

The Geek Wreath is a cheap plastic wreath (possibly stolen from somebody's grave) with a bunch of broken computer parts glued to it. It's the perfect holiday...
December 7, 2010

How Do You Stack Up?: The Wiener Chart

Note: Viagra-sized version of the chart HERE. This is a chart showing women's preferences of various sized wieners. Basically you want to fall into the red-hot or...
October 11, 2010

Questionable: Male Enhancement Underwear

Wearing socks? Congratulations, you're also wearing male-enhancement underwear. The Daily Mail reports that the British retailer [Marks & Spencer] is set to debut two new styles of...
October 6, 2010

Chat Roulette Considering Anti-Peen Filter

Seen here using the website to expose myself on a typical Tuesday morning, Chat Roulette is considering running anti-penis software that will censor and ban dongs. Boo!...
June 15, 2010

I'd Wear Them: Nikes Made Out Of Junk

Gabriel Dishaw is an artist who works primarily in the medium of junk. Like rusty metal sprockets and nuts and bolts. And among other sculptures, he creates...
October 20, 2009

Woops: Two Satellites Crash Into Each Other

Two satellites in earth's orbit recently crashed into each other and caused a huge mess. "Cleanup in outerspace aisle 4!" Great, right when I was about to...
February 12, 2009

Special Ring Counts How Much You Love

This isn't just any ring, it's a special one -- for your penis. Makes the perfect engagement ring for when your member decides to finally tie the...
January 24, 2009

Oh My God A New Sex Toy Thingy For Guys

The Real Touch may look like a torture device (and may, in fact, BE a torture device), but is allegedly the latest advancement in solitary male pleasure....
January 12, 2009