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Stephen Hawking Seeks New Graduate Assistant

Seen here believing he can fly, famed astrophysicist Stephen Hawking is seeking a new graduate assistant and, obviously, I'm the man-child for the job. "ZIP ZAP, NOT...
January 4, 2012

You Go Girl!: New Computer Engineer Barbie

Finally, after years of being a mis-proportioned strumpet, Barbie has finally put herself through college (stripping) and earned a Computer Engineering degree. I'm proud of you, Barbie...
February 13, 2010