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  • September 9, 2011
    So apparently somebody spent the time to write up a resumé for Harry Potter to become an auror, because, get this -- when it comes to Harry Potter, there are very few things people won't spend the time to do. These are also the same people that won't bother brushing their tee... / Continue →
  • August 19, 2011
    Seen here soliciting a wave from a young passenger, a member of a Paris airport's holographic staff welcomes flyers aboard their flight. GOOD -- I hate those real workers. *stuffing little brother in suitcase* In Paris, one major airport is piloting a test program that repla... / Continue →
  • March 23, 2011
    According to a recent article by MSNBC, this is a list of nine typically human jobs that robots are going to take over in the near-future, put you out of work, and make your whole family starve to death. That's not fear-mongering either, that's just the truth. You are officia... / Continue →
  • February 3, 2011
    Note: This is neither full-size nor the whole chart, use the Force your mouse to click HERE and see the whole thing. Ever wonder where you'd fit in in the Star Wars employment universe? SPOILER: Bantha fodder. Sorry, but we were all thinking it. Me? I'd probably be on th... / Continue →
  • October 26, 2010
    Did you know you can make gears out of wood? Same -- I always thought they had to be made out of metal too! But what do I know? I'm just a man who assumes there's a little coal-burning furnace in his laptop's battery. Anyway, wait till Mr. Spacely finds out about this whole... / Continue →
  • August 10, 2010
    Steven Slater, seen here stroking a flying phallus, is a 20-year veteran of flight attendant-ry who just couldn't take it anymore. So what did he do? What any self-respecting attendant of the skies would: jumped out of a moving plane. One passenger stood up to fetch belongin... / Continue →
  • May 27, 2010
    Ramiro Pareja Veredas went and had functional circuitboard business cards made. When a potential employer breaks off the extra prongs and inserts the device into a USB port, BANGARANG! -- Ramiro's cover letter/resume. Just don't give 'em the one with your nudie pics! Per Ram... / Continue →
  • January 6, 2010
    Today only at Teefury (shirt will not be available for sale after today) $9 plus $2 shipping takes home (well, technically, ships) this Mario inspired t-shirt. As you can see, Mario can't plumb to save his life. Get it? Because he's dead -- he drowned. I swear, where's your... / Continue →
  • November 24, 2009
    Apparently this is a real resignation from a designer in Doesitreallymatter, Somestate, that was tired of being treated like the proverbial piece of monkey shit. According to somebody who allegedly knew what was going on: He believed he was in a temp-to-hire position, and aft... / Continue →
  • November 22, 2009
    This is a video of ninja/sign-spinner Matthew Kermode. He can spin a sign like nobody's business. But it is -- he works for a sign-spinning business! Taking his headphones off to talk with us for a second, the sign samurai handed us a card out of his wallet: "Matthew Kermode... / Continue →
  • November 18, 2009
    This is a video of the workers in a Microsoft store dancing around and clapping like the bunch of out-of-shape retail employees they are. That said, I would've passed out halfway through the song BUT ONLY CAUSE I'D BEEN DRINKING. The Blackeyed Peas compel the employees at the... / Continue →
  • May 14, 2009
    Now you see folks, THAT is how you quit a job. Remember: the goal whenever leaving an organization is to ensure it crumbles behind you as you walk out the door. So, at that very moment, your employer realizes just how under-appreciated you were. And then is crushed under the... / Continue →
  • April 29, 2009
    Farbs, a game developer working for 2K Australia quit his job, and this is how he submitted his two six weeks -- with a custom game (A Message for 2K Australia)! And I'll tell you -- it sure takes the cake over this resignation! *brutally punching myself in the balls* Farbs ... / Continue →
  • April 13, 2009
    NOTE: VIDEO IS CLEAN VERSION. UNCENSORED ONE AFTER THE JUMP. If you haven't seen this already it's the latest video from The Lonely Island's album Incredibad. This particular ditty is called 'Like A Boss' and it's all about a normal day in a boss's life. It's pretty much wh... / Continue →
  • March 30, 2009
    This guy apparently, because he raps all the flight information to the passengers. Personally, I think the title is debatable. I mean, for one: he's not me. And for two: I heard NWA does it better. *SWISH* Youtube Thanks to Curtis and Jcon, who tried to start a rapping ta... / Continue →
  • March 19, 2009
    When Neil Berrett decided it was time to put in his two-weeks notice he did it deliciously -- with a cake! The cake reads as follows: Dear Mr. Bowers, During the past three years, my tenure at the Hunters Point Naval Shipyard has been nothing short of pure excitement, joy a... / Continue →