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  • June 17, 2013
    This is a video from China of some employee of the month haphazardly tossing boxes at an airplane loading conveyer belt and missing half of them. I don't really understand why he does such a piss poor job, because eventually he has to get down and pick up all the boxes he miss... / Continue →
  • September 9, 2011
    So apparently somebody spent the time to write up a resumé for Harry Potter to become an auror, because, get this -- when it comes to Harry Potter, there are very few things people won't spend the time to do. These are also the same people that won't bother brushing their tee... / Continue →
  • August 25, 2011
    Like how I used 'here' in the title? Because I'm not changing it if you didn't. Seen here doing his best to keep the doctor away, Steve Jobless resigned from his position as Apple CEO yesterday, citing "that shit's weak". Or something. Hold on, I'll find the actual quote (I... / Continue →
  • March 23, 2011
    According to a recent article by MSNBC, this is a list of nine typically human jobs that robots are going to take over in the near-future, put you out of work, and make your whole family starve to death. That's not fear-mongering either, that's just the truth. You are officia... / Continue →
  • February 3, 2011
    Note: This is neither full-size nor the whole chart, use the Force your mouse to click HERE and see the whole thing. Ever wonder where you'd fit in in the Star Wars employment universe? SPOILER: Bantha fodder. Sorry, but we were all thinking it. Me? I'd probably be on th... / Continue →
  • December 9, 2010
    Honesty IS the best policy. As a guy who hides under his desk avoiding his real job and blogging all day, I've always been curious about the life of a product description writer. And thankfully, the writer of a UK-based refurbished ink cartridge retailer has finally provided ... / Continue →
  • August 10, 2010
    Steven Slater, seen here stroking a flying phallus, is a 20-year veteran of flight attendant-ry who just couldn't take it anymore. So what did he do? What any self-respecting attendant of the skies would: jumped out of a moving plane. One passenger stood up to fetch belongin... / Continue →
  • February 15, 2010
    The Workaholic Pillow Book isn't so much a book as a bound pillow. A $62 bound pillow. Still, if your boss is stupid enough to think you're reading when you're actually asleep at your desk, I want your job. You have a designated parking spot, right? Well I think I just back... / Continue →
  • January 3, 2010
    This is a little series of pictures drawn by artist H. Caldwell Tanner imagining some alternative career choices Mario could have made to make rescuing the princess easier. The last one is the best but you're gonna have to hit the jump to see it because, well, I need the click... / Continue →
  • December 12, 2009
    This has been floating around for a little while but I figured I'd go ahead and post it before it got any older because then I'd get even more hate mail than I'm already going to (you people are vicious!) but you know what? I'm cool with that. Because as my mom taught me grow... / Continue →
  • November 24, 2009
    Apparently this is a real resignation from a designer in Doesitreallymatter, Somestate, that was tired of being treated like the proverbial piece of monkey shit. According to somebody who allegedly knew what was going on: He believed he was in a temp-to-hire position, and aft... / Continue →
  • November 22, 2009
    This is a video of ninja/sign-spinner Matthew Kermode. He can spin a sign like nobody's business. But it is -- he works for a sign-spinning business! Taking his headphones off to talk with us for a second, the sign samurai handed us a card out of his wallet: "Matthew Kermode... / Continue →
  • November 2, 2009
    I got to operate a fork lift once, and let me tell you: I've never seen Lowe's employees run so fast. WHERE WERE YOU WHEN I NEEDED PAINT MIXED?! Anyway, this is a horrible fork lift accident that destroys nearly $250K of precious vodka in distribution center. Oh the humanity... / Continue →
  • September 1, 2009
    Yelling, as you may well know, is a great way to get your point across. And capitalization is yelling's written equivalent. Don't believe me? LET'S TAKE THIS OUTSIDE! An accountant in NZ has been awarded $17,000 NZD for unfair dismissal after her boss fired her without warn... / Continue →
  • May 14, 2009
    Now you see folks, THAT is how you quit a job. Remember: the goal whenever leaving an organization is to ensure it crumbles behind you as you walk out the door. So, at that very moment, your employer realizes just how under-appreciated you were. And then is crushed under the... / Continue →
  • April 29, 2009
    Farbs, a game developer working for 2K Australia quit his job, and this is how he submitted his two six weeks -- with a custom game (A Message for 2K Australia)! And I'll tell you -- it sure takes the cake over this resignation! *brutally punching myself in the balls* Farbs ... / Continue →
  • April 13, 2009
    NOTE: VIDEO IS CLEAN VERSION. UNCENSORED ONE AFTER THE JUMP. If you haven't seen this already it's the latest video from The Lonely Island's album Incredibad. This particular ditty is called 'Like A Boss' and it's all about a normal day in a boss's life. It's pretty much wh... / Continue →
  • April 10, 2009
    I'm sure this isn't the first Darth Vader coffee mug, but it is the first I've seen with a removable cap that keeps your morning cocktail hidden from the prying eyes and noses of non-alcoholic coworkers. Let Darth Vader watch over your coffee as you drink deeply from the dark ... / Continue →
  • March 19, 2009
    When Neil Berrett decided it was time to put in his two-weeks notice he did it deliciously -- with a cake! The cake reads as follows: Dear Mr. Bowers, During the past three years, my tenure at the Hunters Point Naval Shipyard has been nothing short of pure excitement, joy a... / Continue →
  • January 13, 2009
    Australia's Queensland state is looking to hire a "Great Barrier Reef Island Caretaker" at a rate of $105,000 (US) for six-months of service. What kind of service? The "island caretaker" would be expected to stroll the white sands, soak up the sun, snorkel the reef, "maybe cl... / Continue →