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  • June 11, 2014
    These are the Millennium Falcon rings available from PaulMichaelDesign (of Nintendo controller, Wonder Woman, Pokeball and Triforce ring fame). They're the perfect rings for when you get to that point in a relationship when you're comfortable saying, "Honey, I trust you enough... / Continue →
  • March 14, 2014
    These are a bunch of examples of the custom octopus tentacle jewelry made by DeviantARTist KTOctopus (aka Kaity O'Shea, who also runs the WalkingSquid Etsy shop where she sells her wares). She makes necklaces, bracelets, and earrings. Did you know octopuses are human's closes... / Continue →
  • March 14, 2014
    These are the $90 Batman and Robin best friend necklaces made by Etsy seller VisionQuest (I f***ing love vision quests). Which friend is going to wear the Robin one? Presumably whoever's the bitch in your friendship, so not you. You are a LEADER. You are an ALPHA MALE. Unl... / Continue →
  • March 13, 2014
    This is the $225 Flask Bracelet designed by Cynthia Rowley. It holds 3 ounces of booze. That's about two shots. Which is about four shots too few to go see a movie. Hell, I can't even watch an Adult Swim cartoon with so little. Plan B: beer helmet filled with tequila. You... / Continue →
  • February 20, 2014
    I can honestly say my skin has never been that smooth and blemish free. These are the $25 Big and Little Dipper Constellation Earrings created and sold by ThinkGeek. As they point out in the product description, the dippers aren't actually official constellations, they're ast... / Continue →
  • February 13, 2014
    This is the USS Enterprise ring designed by PaulMichaelDesign (of Triforce, Pokeball, Wonder Woman tiara and Nintendo controller ring fame). $595 gets you a sterling silver and topaz Enterprise, but you can have it customized all the way up to $3,895 for a platinum and diamond... / Continue →
  • February 6, 2014
    This is the $230 14k gold plated 'Lucky Bones' necklace designed and sold by Onch Movement. Now listen: Valentine's Day is literally right around the corner and I want you to buy this for me. I pour my heart and soul out to you constantly, and I deserve a little something in ... / Continue →
  • February 3, 2014
    This is the series of prototype Star Wars character rings designed by J.A.P. in the late 90's to celebrate the 20th anniversary of the franchise. So you can't get them anymore. Sucks too because I really had my eye on that Rancor. Could you imagine having a pet Rancor? That... / Continue →
  • January 23, 2014
    This is the Batman and Harley Quinn themed engagement ring designed by Daniel Maffett and made by Tom Sayers of Sayers Jewelers for Daniel's fiancé. Just be mindful Catwoman doesn't try to steal it. "My goal going into this design was to create a ring that was traditionally e... / Continue →
  • January 17, 2014
    That's not what a Nintendo controller's plug looks like! This is the Nintendo controller promise ring designed by Paul Michael Design (of Wonder Woman, Pokeball and Triforce ring fame). Why a Nintendo controller for a promise ring? Because, "I Intendo marry you." Not a very... / Continue →
  • January 2, 2014
    Because what better way to let the special lady in your life know you think she's wonderful, here's a ring designed by Paul Michael Design (of Pokeball and Triforce ring fame) and inspired by Wonder Woman's golden headband/tiara. I know a girl that would love to wear this. Sa... / Continue →
  • November 26, 2013
    This is the $600 meteorite and dinosaur leg bone wedding ring made and sold by Etsy purveyor JewelrybyJohan. Is $600 expensive for a wedding ring? Correct answer: Not if there's dino bone and meteorite involved. I do think it's a little insensitive though that they chose to p... / Continue →
  • November 1, 2013
    This is the Brick Ring sold by Shapeways user COVO. It's available in a variety of metals (starting at $41 for steel) and was designed to attach LEGO blocks to. That way you can customize your fiance's engagement ring with all bricks she desires. I'm going propose with an en... / Continue →
  • October 16, 2013
    This is the custom silver Godzilla ring hand-carved and cast by Etsy seller UrbanHunting. You can get your own in sizes 8 - 12 (Godzilla is a big dude) for $500. Alternatively, you can just do what I did. "Glue a toy Godzilla head to a plastic Halloween spider ring?" YEP. ... / Continue →
  • August 13, 2013
    This is the $137 Skull & Brain Friendship Necklace Set designed by Monserat De Lucca. You and your best friend each wear one of the pieces (I call dibs on the skull), then when you get together you put the brain inside the skull and have to walk really close to each other! Ju... / Continue →
  • August 9, 2013
    This is the $2,500 - $3,500 Batman engagement ring designed by custom jeweler Takayas Mizuno. I'm not sure if somebody actually requested it or if he just designed it to show off the things he's capable of. Because a lot of time at work I make things nobody actually asked me ... / Continue →
  • July 10, 2013
    This is the Denture Bracelet made and sold by Etsy seller ConcaveOblivion. They cost $135 and are made from dental acrylics "hand-polished to high shine....." I'm not sure what the hell that "....." was all about at the end but it gave me the goosebumps. Hand polished to hig... / Continue →
  • July 2, 2013
    Etsy seller PeregrineStudios has recreated the button combos to play all 12 songs from The Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time as jewelry rings. You can get the entire set for $450, pick six for $250, or buy them individually for $60. Buying them all at once does save you $270 t... / Continue →
  • June 4, 2013
    This is a collection of rings called 'Ménage à Quatre'. They were designed to not only look fancy, but stimulate a lady's privates. Something I know very little about but am desperate to learn. PROFACT: did you know vaginas run from front to back and not side to side like a ... / Continue →
  • May 31, 2013
    These are the Bioshock Infinite bird and birdcage pendant replicas sold by Etsy seller leagueofshadows. You can get one or the other for $13. You have to choose though, you can't get both. Just kidding, you can, but in the game you have to choose, so I feel like you should h... / Continue →