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  • June 15, 2010
    God, apparently pissed that Jesus forgot to take out the trash (read: sinners), got so upset he lightning-bolted one of Jesus' statues ablaze. Now that's some tough love. Unconditional, but tough. The "King of Kings" statue, one of southwest Ohio's most familiar landmarks, h... / Continue →
  • May 7, 2010
    That's right folks, Lord Jesus Christ has returned, and some WOMAN has already run him over with a car. Typical. Police say a Pittsfield woman has been cited for running down a man named Lord Jesus Christ as he crossed a street in Northampton on Tuesday. Christ was in a mar... / Continue →
  • April 4, 2010
    Happy Easter everybody, please try to keep the sinning to a minimum. Star Wars Papercraft Easter Egg Boxes [starwars]... / Continue →
  • March 26, 2010
    This a computer model of Jesus' face using information from the blood on the Shroud of Turin to create the image. He looks like somebody I know. The image has been created for the History Channel's upcoming special, "The Real Face of Jesus," which is set to air next week. ... / Continue →
  • March 10, 2010
    This is a raygun blaster car decal made using the traditional elements of the Jesus fish. They come in black and silver (picture of silver after the jump) and cost $5 shipped in the US, $6 internationally. It's just a spoof on the Jesus fish design and isn't intended to have ... / Continue →
  • December 10, 2009
    "Pokemon World is a world of the demonic. Of the satanic." I knew it! This guy says a lot of crazy shit but the best is between 1:30 and 2:30. It's scary. And what's even scarier is the way all the people in the audience are so attentive. Really makes me want to start my ... / Continue →
  • December 9, 2009
    There was a cow born in Sterling, Connecticut with a cross on its forehead. He was nicknamed Moses by local children, but I'm still convinced he's the anti-burger. His owner, Brad Davis, told WFSB-TV he thought the marking may be a message from above, though he is still tryin... / Continue →
  • November 20, 2009
    Mass We Pray is a video game to get that Holy Spirit all up in your system and have fun with the whole family at the same time. With fun interactive mini-games like 'Conduct the Choir' and 'Genuflecting', you're sure to make Jesus proud (who's ALWAYS watching, BTW). Looks fun... / Continue →
  • November 18, 2009
    Listen, I'm not here to tell you to follow Jesus or smoke buddha or whatever, I'm just here to report the things I see and maybe make a couple drug connections in the process. And this is a 'dinosaur eating the Jesus fish' car decal. Love it or hate it, you've got to admit it... / Continue →
  • October 8, 2009
    First of all, we're not going there. I just thought this would be a good time to open up a discussion about what sort of dinosaur mount you think Jesus will ride into battle against the robots. My guess is a supersweet t-rex/raptor hybrid God made just for him. That can fly.... / Continue →
  • February 6, 2009
    This is a Google Street View of what is undeniably God reaching out to give a cornfield and 2320 600th Avenue, Hartsburg, Illinois a big, loving hug. Beautiful, God. Now not to criticize or anything, but you want to join me at the gym tonight? I'm doing arms. God Caught on ... / Continue →