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Stiff Japanese Underwear Help Burn Calories

Crusty drawls, yo. $32 Calorie Shapers are resin-coated biker-shorts/sparkle-panties that are stiffer than regular boxer-briefs and, when walked in 1.5-hours a day per week, can burn enough...
November 14, 2011

Doppelganger Face Masks: Terrifyingly Real

Japanese firm (surprise, surprise) REAL-f will create an ULTRA-realistic copy of your face in mask form so you can...actually, I don't know why. This is just an...
October 10, 2011

XBox Kinect: Now With Bigger Fake Taytays

Ever wonder what you'd look like with ridiculously crappy fake knockers? Try what I do and Photoshop your head onto celebrities' bodies. Hey, look at me everybody...
October 7, 2011

Creep Factor 11: Fake Hand iPhone Cases

There are iPhone cases, and then there are iPhone cases. Then, there are these fake hand iPhone cases from Strapya World. They make it look like you're...
August 4, 2011

Dancing Squid Bowl: The Opposite Of Okay

Note: Video disturbing -- dead dancing squid. This is a short video of a very appetizing looking squid bowl that, when soy sauce is applied, begins to...
July 21, 2011

Dynamite, STAT!: A Robotic Dental Patient

Seen here beckoning your wiener to an untimely dismemberment, robotic dental patient Showa Hanako 2 (Showa Hanako 1 here) opens wide for the camera. Now quick --...
July 1, 2011

Another Vibrating Japanese Facelift Thingy

SHAVE THAT NECK HAIR I CAN'T STOP STARING AT IT. Japanese beauty product manufacturers, thoroughly convinced people actually believe something that jiggles can tone and tighten muscles,...
May 12, 2011