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  • May 17, 2013
    20-year old failures Nathan Teklemariam and Carson Rinehart were arrested after accidentally butt-dialing 911 during a car burglary spree. a really unfortunate butt-dial (and I know a guy who called his girlfriend while he was making out with her brother). When th... / Continue →
  • December 1, 2011
    Remember the dipshit who drove the Bugatti into a Texas lagoon to "avoid hitting a pelican" except we all know there wasn't one because brobro never would've guessed in a million years some other idiot that thought he was driving a Lamborghini was filming the whole scene? Well... / Continue →
  • November 18, 2010
    If you haven't heard, 17-year old Fei Lam made some connections at Foxconn (Apple's Chinese iPhone manufacturer), and was able to buy a bunch of the yet-unreleased white iPhone 4 faceplates/backplates off them. Fei has been selling them on his website fo... / Continue →
  • November 8, 2010
    Seen here about to piss on a man's driveway because stealing his trailer just isn't enough, an image of the thief suspected of stealing a trailer (above) was captured by a passing Google Street View car in England. The white Abbey Adventura caravan went missing from outside ... / Continue →
  • May 27, 2010
    Roger Ritter is a man. A man who saw two other men diddling each in a bathroom stall stealing iPhones from a Gresham, Oregon AT&T store. So what did he do? He went vigilante justice on their asses. And failed. "I'm not a cowboy, I'm not a hero. I was just doing what I alwa... / Continue →
  • June 30, 2009
    If I were in prison and could only have one thing I would want a chastity belt. But if I could have two things I would want a chastity belt and a cake with a file in it. What? I like to keep my nails looking good. Also, looking a little cross-eyed there, WALL-E -- been pl... / Continue →
  • May 15, 2009
    A Missouri woman offered a man her 1-year old child for use as a taser shield when he was being confronted by cops. Now that's solid parenting. Officers were at an apartment checking on an assault claim made by the woman when a man confronted them, making threats. One of the ... / Continue →
  • April 17, 2009
    That's right folks, the four men (Peter Sunde, Gottfrid Svartholm Warg, Fredrik Neij and Carl Lundstrom) most intimately linked to The Pirate Bay, a torrent-tracking portal I know absolutely nothing about and have never visited except to take this screenshot, have been found gu... / Continue →
  • April 2, 2009
    Well, actually, it's a tie. First, a liquor store robber who probably had his mommy drive him there while he finished his juice box. Police say a 19-year-old who tried to rob a liquor store sat down and cried after 76-year-old owner locked him in the store. The man was accuse... / Continue →
  • February 5, 2009
    In the latest of video game-themed attacks, a guy tried to strangle his girlfriend with the cord of a Wiimote. And I'll tell you -- he even LOOKS like the kind of guy that'd try to strangle someone with a video game controller. What a quarter-pound of fail. An Austin man has... / Continue →
  • January 29, 2009
    How not to escape from a New Zealand prison: handcuffed to another dude, running on opposite sides of a lightpole. Check. Youtube Thanks to Ray Doggy Dog and chad, who could have escaped prison like it was a three-legged race.... / Continue →
  • December 7, 2008
    Vincent Gonzalez assaulted his girlfriend with a cheeseburger. He's currently in the slammer with charges of battery, domestic violence and destruction of deliciousness. The victim told sheriff's deputies that she was eating with boyfriend Vincent Gonzales in her car when t... / Continue →
  • October 31, 2008
    The elderly: they're wrinkly. AND highly desirable to perform in homemade gangster rap videos. Who would have known? Not me. But apparently Michael Alfinez, 18, from Lake Worth, Florida, was in on the secret. The youth is serving 18 months in jail for abusing the elderly a... / Continue →
  • September 17, 2008
    Etsy seller hesslerk is selling this sleek Heineken mini keg amp for $120. My liver suffered to bring you this awesome amp, don't worry... the beer went to a good cause! The sleek design and sound quality will blow you away! Works great for Guitar, Bass, and MP3 players. Plug... / Continue →
  • September 5, 2008
    Orlando Payano is a Queens truck driver that doesn't like paying tolls. So what did he do? Simple, he jerry-rigged a license plate flipper. Apparently, Orlando Payano mounted his license plate on a hinged piece of metal then ran an attached cable through his cigarette ligh... / Continue →
  • September 4, 2008
    In a story that harks back to Captain Sneakapeak and the case of the missing cameraphone, comes this story. 37 Pakistani prisoners at Camp Jail were found to be hiding cell phones in their bodies. All but seven were easily removed. The seven that didn't come out so easily we... / Continue →
  • August 25, 2008
    That isn't one of them in the picture. That's a hot female ninja, completely unrelated to the story, but a highly appropriate graphic nonetheless. Anyway, 22-year old Tadeusz Tertkiewicz and 19-year old Jesse Trojaniak were arrested in Clifton, New Jersey, for being the world... / Continue →