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  • July 21, 2014
    Foria is a mix of medical cannabis oil and coconut oil for use on vaginas that contains 2mg of THC per spray. It's recommended you spray 12mg (~6 sprays) in and around your vagina, then relax for 30 minutes while it starts to do its thing. It's thing being "feelings of enhanc... / Continue →
  • June 5, 2014
    This is a preview of the upcoming LEGO playsets featuring female scientist minfigs. There's going to be a paleontologist, astronomer, and chemist. The playsets are a departure from LEGO's predominately male-centric sets, and come at a time when we need to inspire young female... / Continue →
  • June 7, 2013
    This is the robot created by genius David Neevel (of separating the creme for OREOs and typing by playing guitar fame) that only draws peens. Well, it can also WRITE the word penis too. It might be the most advanced robot the world has ever seen, even if the penises it draws... / Continue →
  • September 24, 2012
    So apparently Gamestop and EB Games are going to start selling these spring-loaded Assassin's Creed hidden blade replicas ($40) October 31st, just in time to pick up and complete your Ezio Auditore Halloween costume for later that night. Of course, if you're not a last-minute ... / Continue →
  • September 14, 2012
    This is Puppytext, a website and iPhone app that let you type with pictures of puppies that have been posed to form letters. Not gonna lie, I was really hoping the apostrophe and dot in the exclamation point were gonna be turds. Speaking of-- "Just stop there." I'm just gonn... / Continue →
  • September 12, 2012
    Because why shouldn't you take your strip show on the road, this is Platinum Stages' Hitch Pole. It's a stripper pole that mounts to a truck tow so you can gyrate and booty pop your ass off while in traffic (although apparently not recommended). It costs $550 but sadly doesn'... / Continue →
  • September 4, 2012
    Flying: it's terrifying because you're completely out of control. Even of your personal climate. Too cold? Too bad, you should have brought a jacket. Enter researchers at the Fraunhofer Institute for Building Physics, who are trying to apply the same climate controlled sea... / Continue →
  • May 21, 2012
    DC Comics announced during a panel discussion at this weekend's Kapow Comic Convention in London that an established character will openly embrace their gaiety and become "one of our most prominent gay characters." Now I haven't been keeping tabs on how many gay characters the... / Continue →
  • March 20, 2012
    This is the JuiceTank, an iPhone case with integrated A/C charger. Unfortunately, it is NOT compatible with plugs in foreign countries without using a fork to adjust the socket first. *snickers* We designed the case with a micro USB pass through so you can charge and sync yo... / Continue →
  • March 12, 2012
    Seen here looking suspiciously like the lightsaber dildo I found in my roommate's sock drawer (haha -- the truth's out, Derek! NOW CLEAN YOUR CAT'S LITTERBOX) Captain Kirk fantasizes about diddling Uhuru or whatever. Aaaaaaaaand now Microsoft has some relatively functional so... / Continue →
  • December 16, 2011
    In 'WTF took so long?' news, the FCC has announced that starting next December, television commercials can be no louder than the shows they follow. LIFE INSURANCE, BONER PILLS, CHOLESTROL MEDS!! (I watch a lot of old westerns) After making its way through Capitol Hill, the Co... / Continue →
  • October 7, 2011
    Want to see The Legend of Zelda: Skyward Sword's 3:30 ink-blot intro? Relax bro, I've got you covered. "...In honey?" Yes in honey, I need your help attracting a bear. "And then what?" Haha, what do you mean 'and then what?' And then watching from the car and see what it ... / Continue →
  • August 17, 2011
    Now that -- that's my kinda English. Apparently similar systems already exist in Atlanta and Washington, but I've never heard about them SO IT'S NEWS TO ME. Also, that you're not allowed to park on the sidewalk just because you're out of quarters. I call bullshit! Also, tho... / Continue →
  • August 4, 2011
    Meet Miles Morales, the new Ultimate Spiderman after Peter Packer (not changing it) met his demise at the hands of Green Goblin back in June (really -- the f***ing goblin got you?!). Miles is a nerdy highschooler of black and Latino descent and NOT dino and dragon descent like... / Continue →
  • April 25, 2011
    Spark plugs are used to ignite the gas and oxygen mixture in your vehicle's engine and are NOT to be confused with butt plugs, which are used to reignite the passion in your bedroom. Me? I tried once but just shit the sheets. So romantic. Enter laser plugs: way less intimid... / Continue →
  • April 15, 2011
    According to a bunch of industry 'insiders' who are allegedly in the know (but more than likely just lying to impress their favorite video game blogs), a new, ultra-powerful HD Nintendo console will be revealed at the E3 event in June, moving the company out of the stone age an... / Continue →
  • March 3, 2011
    You know what the biggest problem with nightvision cameras is? They make your sex tape look like shit. If I wanted to see two green, googly-eyed aliens having sex I'd buy a telescope and point it at the moon (oh they're there). Enter the COLOR nightvision camera -- heralding... / Continue →
  • November 19, 2010
    Do I even need to write anything? Just look at the pictures and figure it out, yo. I dunno -- lasers and shit, man. Alien technology. The prototype uses an ultra-short high-intensity burst of laser light to illuminate a scene. The light particles scatter and reflect off a... / Continue →
  • October 1, 2010
    Facebook just announced they're jacking up the maximum size of photos you can upload from 720 pixels to 2048. What does this mean? It means your photos can now be 8x as large. Geez, it's not rocket surgery. I had to get my mom to sign me into AOL this morning and even I und... / Continue →
  • June 25, 2010
    Finally, you can start that pr0n site you've always wanted and slap on a .xxx domain designation (i.e. http://www.dinoassbiting.xxx). I just pre-registered like 40 sites! (38 dino, two robot-torture fetish). The board of net overseer Icann [Internet Corporation for Assigned... / Continue →