it's about time

Law To Keep TV Ad Volume Low Gets Passed

In 'WTF took so long?' news, the FCC has announced that starting next December, television commercials can be no louder than the shows they follow. LIFE INSURANCE,...
December 16, 2011

YES: Zelda Skyward Sword's Ink-Blot Intro

Want to see The Legend of Zelda: Skyward Sword's 3:30 ink-blot intro? Relax bro, I've got you covered. "...In honey?" Yes in honey, I need your help...
October 7, 2011

Finally, A Color Nightvision Video Camera

You know what the biggest problem with nightvision cameras is? They make your sex tape look like shit. If I wanted to see two green, googly-eyed aliens...
March 3, 2011

Oh Goody: Facebook Photos Now 8x Larger

Facebook just announced they're jacking up the maximum size of photos you can upload from 720 pixels to 2048. What does this mean? It means your photos...
October 1, 2010

.XXX Domain Names Finally Get Approved

Finally, you can start that pr0n site you've always wanted and slap on a .xxx domain designation (i.e. http://www.dinoassbiting.xxx). I just pre-registered like 40 sites! (38 dino,...
June 25, 2010