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  • February 2, 2016
    Dutch police, working with bird training company Guard from Above, is experimenting with training eagles to catch unwanted drone copters and bring them back to their trainer (previously: Japan's drone catching drone). No word how many eagle toes have been lost to date. Oh wai... / Continue →
  • January 22, 2016
    Because Japan will never stop being itself, these are the upskirt printed umbrellas available from The Million Girls Project, a company that makes and sell products that promote the idea of a "Crazy Japan." It seems to be working. Just when you thought Japan couldn't get any ... / Continue →
  • December 16, 2015
    This is the conceptual lightsaber hilt drinking flask designed by if Industries (previously: their Han Solo blaster flask). It looks like a robot's penis, holds a couple ounces of booze, and is the perfect flask to take to go see the new Star Wars movie in the the theater. WH... / Continue →
  • December 14, 2015
    This is the 'Ultra Immersive 4K Nicolas Cage Moon' Fallout 4 PC mod created by Nexusmods user TheCouchSloth. It replaces the in-game moon with a waxing and waning Nicolas Cage face. You know, I bet a lot more people would own telescopes if the moon really did look like a face... / Continue →
  • December 8, 2015
    The Mewgaroo Hoodie (~$50) is a hoodie with a giant pouch on the front for a kitty to curl up in. Also works for small dogs. The pouch has a removeable, washable liner so it doesn't get all funky in there. Plus the hood has little ears and the cuffs have paw pads on them so ... / Continue →
  • December 7, 2015
    This is a short video of divers trying to catch lobsters with the sound Doctor Zoidberg makes when he's trying to escape added. Did you forget this is the internet? I never forget this is the internet because it's the only home I know. The only friends I have anymore I talk ... / Continue →
  • November 23, 2015
    Young Japanese man Mansun was embarrassed of using a selfie stick. So what did he do? "Not use a selfie stick?" WRONG. He modded two selfie sticks with fake hands, that way he looks like a circus sideshow attraction whenever he's trying to take a picture of himself. Person... / Continue →
  • November 11, 2015
    Groupon (of all places) is selling these clip-in man buns for men who want hair buns but don't have the hair or know-how. They're allegedly a $65 value (AHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA) but only $10 if you act now. Over 5,000 have already been bought, presumably as gag gifts or I don't want... / Continue →
  • June 5, 2015
    These are several Adventure Time x Mad Max mashup pics created by artist Ryan May. He did a good job. Me? Apparently I did a bad job flushing this morning and my roommate just yelled at me. He also said I should probably go see the doctor. Keep going for the rest, prints a... / Continue →
  • March 17, 2015
    Seen here with a terrified passenger aboard, this is the Sinking Titanic Cat Condo available from Hollywood Kitty Company. It costs $2,000, which -- and I'm not sure if you're familiar with cat condo prices, is a little steep. That is like, human condo pricing. Still, maybe ... / Continue →
  • February 4, 2015
    This is a headband from Japanese designer Campanella that makes it look like a cat is riding/humping the back of your head. Obviously, it will be this spring's must-have fashion accessory. This summer's must-have fashion accessory will be jewelry that looks like realistic can... / Continue →
  • January 26, 2015
    This is a bunch of Muppets footage edited by Youtuber isthishowyougoviral to appear that Rowlf the Dog is singing Biz Markie's iconic 'Just A Friend' to Miss Piggy (previously: the Beastie Boys' 'So Watcha Want' and Naughty By Nature's 'Hip Hop Hooray'). Really, Miss Piggy -- ... / Continue →
  • December 1, 2014
    This is a stop-motion LEGO version of the new Star Wars teaser trailer. Youtuber Snooperking made it within a day of the original coming out. Obviously, the quality kind of reflects that. Keep going for the video.... / Continue →
  • October 16, 2014
    Note: Video is entirely NSFW unless you work somewhere really cool. Seen here being waxed on by Mr. Miyagi, this is a video of the $5,000 realistic naked lady dolls from Japan that squirt drink out one breast when you squeeze the other. Several of the people in the video don'... / Continue →
  • June 23, 2014
    First Derm is an app that allows you to anonymously send two pics of your wiener to a doctor for $40 and get an STD analysis within 48 hours. Does it itch so bad you might actually scratch your peenor off in the meantime? Go to the clinic immediately. The company also offers... / Continue →
  • January 9, 2014
    Because there is literally no TARDIS themed product a hardcore Whovian won't buy, this is the $45 Doctor Who TARDIS Shower Rack from ThinkGeek. It holds your shampoo and soap and shower scrunchies. Speaking of -- you ever timed yourself to see how long you can squeeze your ro... / Continue →
  • November 6, 2013
    Despite the number one rule of drinking being never talk religion or politics, several churches across the country are starting to hold beer-friendly services. Some are held in actual churches, and others, well, others are held right at the bar. You there, altar boy -- fetch ... / Continue →
  • October 31, 2013
    Because the world is chock-full of nerdy perverts, the folks over at Wood Rocket (of Spongebob Squarepants p0rn parody fame) have created a series of Game of Thrones p0rnos called Game of Bones (what else?). You can actually watch the scenes (there's five so far) for free at t... / Continue →
  • September 19, 2013
    Because what good is a Hello Kitty obsession if you can't put the cat right in your eyeball, apparently Hello Kitty contacts are a real thing. You can either get one big face that takes up your whole eyeball, or a ring of little faces that go around the pupil. Me? I'm going ... / Continue →
  • August 29, 2013
    This is a series of Vine videos of feline internet stars Lil Bub and Grumpy Cat meeting each other for the first time at the Internet Cat Video Festival in Minneapolis. They really do make a perfectly ridiculous looking match. Wait -- Internet Cat Video Festival? I don't eve... / Continue →