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  • May 18, 2016
    "So, this is my life." -- that model Doodie was a reference to the pool scene in Caddyshack by the way, just so we're clear. This is the $20 smiling poop emoji pool float available on Amazon. Get a bunch of them and fill your pool with turds. That's a pretty awkward size an... / Continue →
  • May 16, 2016
    Because what good is being a hero if there isn't a video to prove it, this is a clip of California man Santiago Portillo rescuing a guy from a burning, overturned vehicle, but not before propping up his phone to record the incident. The wreck was the result of suspected street... / Continue →
  • May 9, 2016
    Dammit Summer, get your shit together. Battery Share is an iOS app that allows users to see their friends' remaining battery life. That way you know if Summer's battery is really dead, or if she's just being a bitch and ignoring you. This will all end in angry text fights, ... / Continue →
  • May 5, 2016
    Because the world stopped making sense after 8th grade, KFC in Hong Kong is selling chicken flavored edible nail polish. Chicken fingers! The polish comes in two flavors/colors: Original Recipe and Hot & Spicy. This is going to take your dog's finger licking game to a whole ... / Continue →
  • April 7, 2016
    Because Star Wars everything, this is the $60 R2-D2 Architectural Desk Lamp available from ThinkGeek. It looks like everybody's favorite droid minus the people whose favorite droid is BB-8 or one of those Gonk droids that looks like a trashcan with feet. You know I used to ha... / Continue →
  • March 18, 2016
    This is a promotional video from Aerotain, a Swiss firm creating drone-powered helium blimps to serve as flying billboards. That is kind of depressing. Not surprising, just depressing. In related news, bb gun sales are through the roof. I never had a bb gun growing up but I... / Continue →
  • March 15, 2016
    Probably inspired by that stupid 'would a dog wear pants like this or this' meme, this is a horse wearing a three-piece tweed suit tailored just for him to celebrate horse racing's Cheltenham Festival in England. The suit took about 10-times more fabric than a human suit becau... / Continue →
  • February 18, 2016
    This is a video of a t-rex riding a Paso Fino horse (known for their fine-step gait) kicking a giant soccer ball around. Then the t-rex rides the horse while waving an American flag. Then the horse pulls the t-rex on a sled. Then the t-rex stands up on the back of the horse ... / Continue →
  • February 2, 2016
    Dutch police, working with bird training company Guard from Above, is experimenting with training eagles to catch unwanted drone copters and bring them back to their trainer (previously: Japan's drone catching drone). No word how many eagle toes have been lost to date. Oh wai... / Continue →
  • January 22, 2016
    Because Japan will never stop being itself, these are the upskirt printed umbrellas available from The Million Girls Project, a company that makes and sell products that promote the idea of a "Crazy Japan." It seems to be working. Just when you thought Japan couldn't get any ... / Continue →
  • December 16, 2015
    This is the conceptual lightsaber hilt drinking flask designed by if Industries (previously: their Han Solo blaster flask). It looks like a robot's penis, holds a couple ounces of booze, and is the perfect flask to take to go see the new Star Wars movie in the the theater. WH... / Continue →
  • December 14, 2015
    This is the 'Ultra Immersive 4K Nicolas Cage Moon' Fallout 4 PC mod created by Nexusmods user TheCouchSloth. It replaces the in-game moon with a waxing and waning Nicolas Cage face. You know, I bet a lot more people would own telescopes if the moon really did look like a face... / Continue →
  • December 8, 2015
    The Mewgaroo Hoodie (~$50) is a hoodie with a giant pouch on the front for a kitty to curl up in. Also works for small dogs. The pouch has a removeable, washable liner so it doesn't get all funky in there. Plus the hood has little ears and the cuffs have paw pads on them so ... / Continue →
  • December 7, 2015
    This is a short video of divers trying to catch lobsters with the sound Doctor Zoidberg makes when he's trying to escape added. Did you forget this is the internet? I never forget this is the internet because it's the only home I know. The only friends I have anymore I talk ... / Continue →
  • November 23, 2015
    Young Japanese man Mansun was embarrassed of using a selfie stick. So what did he do? "Not use a selfie stick?" WRONG. He modded two selfie sticks with fake hands, that way he looks like a circus sideshow attraction whenever he's trying to take a picture of himself. Person... / Continue →
  • November 11, 2015
    Groupon (of all places) is selling these clip-in man buns for men who want hair buns but don't have the hair or know-how. They're allegedly a $65 value (AHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA) but only $10 if you act now. Over 5,000 have already been bought, presumably as gag gifts or I don't want... / Continue →
  • June 5, 2015
    These are several Adventure Time x Mad Max mashup pics created by artist Ryan May. He did a good job. Me? Apparently I did a bad job flushing this morning and my roommate just yelled at me. He also said I should probably go see the doctor. Keep going for the rest, prints a... / Continue →
  • March 17, 2015
    Seen here with a terrified passenger aboard, this is the Sinking Titanic Cat Condo available from Hollywood Kitty Company. It costs $2,000, which -- and I'm not sure if you're familiar with cat condo prices, is a little steep. That is like, human condo pricing. Still, maybe ... / Continue →
  • February 4, 2015
    This is a headband from Japanese designer Campanella that makes it look like a cat is riding/humping the back of your head. Obviously, it will be this spring's must-have fashion accessory. This summer's must-have fashion accessory will be jewelry that looks like realistic can... / Continue →
  • January 26, 2015
    This is a bunch of Muppets footage edited by Youtuber isthishowyougoviral to appear that Rowlf the Dog is singing Biz Markie's iconic 'Just A Friend' to Miss Piggy (previously: the Beastie Boys' 'So Watcha Want' and Naughty By Nature's 'Hip Hop Hooray'). Really, Miss Piggy -- ... / Continue →