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  • July 10, 2014
    These are the $40 icePhone iPhone cases made by HameeTV and available from this Japanese online store. They look like honest to God ice cream bars. That makes zero sense, but now I want an iPhone case that looks like a realistic sandwich. Holy shit, that guy over there is tr... / Continue →
  • June 27, 2014
    This is a video preview of Monty Python's Ministry Of Silly Walks, The Game. It's a $1 iPhone and Android app in which the player controls John Cleese as Mr. Teabag in an attempt to silly walk around London while avoiding obstacles and collecting coins. It looks like a side-s... / Continue →
  • June 23, 2014
    This is an iPhone case that looks like a marine isopod. Most people will just assume it's a giant lobster tail though. You can get a silver version for $80, gold for $120, or neither for free. I'm going to go with the free option. Mostly because one of these will never fit ... / Continue →
  • May 20, 2014
    Marco Pollo is a $1 iPhone app that runs in the background waiting for you to lose your phone and yell 'Marco'. It then responds 'Polo'. You can also program it to respond to a different name, but it will always respond with Polo. BOOTYJUICE. "Polo." There you are! I tri... / Continue →
  • April 10, 2014
    This is the smartphone case made to resemble the walkie-talkie/holographic map projector iDroid from Metal Gear Solid V: Ground Zeroes. It's going to be released in Japan this October for both Droids and iPhones for around $74. I'm not really a fan of phone cases because I li... / Continue →
  • March 27, 2014
    This is the iStab, a 3-D printed iPhone case with a folding knife attached. That way you can accidentally Van Gogh yourself while answering a call. Or you could, I don't know, just carry a far more practical folding knife separately from your phone. That's what I do. It's n... / Continue →
  • September 24, 2013
    Honey, it finally happened -- I caught a man nursing his iPhone at the office today. Seen here in what appears to be the middle of a steamy sexting session, a man uses his nipple to unlock the iPhone 5S's fingerprint scanner. That's because, just like fingerprints, nipples ar... / Continue →
  • May 29, 2013
    This is the Mutator, a small plug you insert into your iPhone's headphone jack that, with a twist, completely silences your phone from audio stemming from games, videos, apps, alarms, Siri, etc. etc. You know, because the little switch on the side doesn't work for that (althou... / Continue →
  • May 29, 2013
    This is the Cell Phone Holder Party Cup available from Perpetual Kid for $9. It's a cup with a silly straw that's shaped to hold a touchscreen smartphone. I can't tell if your drink actually passes through the straw around the phone, but it would be a shame if it didn't. It'... / Continue →
  • May 28, 2013
    This is the $16 'Pistol Style Protective Plastic Case' made for the iPhone 5. It looks like a copper gun. Kind of. Mostly it just looks ridiculous. I must have one. Plus if we order 3 or more we can get them down to $14.50 apiece. It's the kind of iPhone case I imagine t... / Continue →
  • May 24, 2013
    You know what perfectly melds comfort and functionality? Not 3-D printed shoes with an integrated iPhone holster, but too bad, that's what we're getting anyways. Plus your phone will get really dirty, and who doesn't love a dirty phone? I want to hold all that sidewalk dirt ... / Continue →
  • April 22, 2013
    This is the 'Cobra' iPhone 4 and 5 speaker booster made by Vinnie Veen (although it may be a take on the trumpet iPhone speakers made by Christopher Lock of HeartlessMachine. I don't know -- sometimes people come up with the same idea without it necessarily being ripped off. ... / Continue →
  • April 22, 2013
    Condom giant Durex has developed underwear (and a bra) that will vibrate when your partner rubs their finger around on an iPhone app. They're called Fundawear, and were designed to allow lovers to 'touch each other over the internet'. For the record, I don't want anybody touc... / Continue →
  • March 21, 2013
    Sleep If U Can is a $2 iPhone app that requires you to get out of bed and go take the exact same picture as you previously set as your wake up shot in order to turn the alarm off. Something like the bathroom sink or toilet. Me? I make mine a picture of my bed cover and compl... / Continue →
  • January 24, 2013
    Honestly, how good can an iPhone case be if doesn't have a cup holder? Mad shitty at best, right? Enter the UpperCup, an iPhone case that promises to remedy that. Like the ramen soup bowl iPhone holder, the UpperCup is part of a growing trend to get hot liquids as close as p... / Continue →
  • January 22, 2013
    This is the 'Anti-Lonliness Ramen Bowl' by MisoSoupDesign. It's supposed to ward off loneliness by providing you with a friend. In this case, your iPhone. My phone is probably my best friend too. Aren't you, little guy? Phoney? Dammit, where'd he run off to this time? *f... / Continue →
  • December 3, 2012
    This is Mr. Ghost, an electromagnetic field (EMF) detector that can show you how much radiation your electronics are spewing out. It plugs into the headphone jack of your iPhone and comes with an app that shows you how much radiation is being emitted, and the direction its com... / Continue →
  • October 30, 2012
    This is Spraytect, an iPhone 4/4S iphone case with an integrated can of pepper spray. It comes in white, black, pink and blue and costs $40. Refill canisters cost extra, but if you find yourself needing a refill it might be time to consider moving to a safer part of town. Or... / Continue →
  • October 4, 2012
    Because it didn't have any candy, this is a video of an old man stealing an iPhone from a baby in a clothing store. Where the hell the kid's mom went is beyond me, but maybe this was all part of the world's shittiest sting operation. That's a 20-month-old baby in the carriage... / Continue →
  • September 24, 2012
    Seen here voiding the hell out of a warranty, a 50-caliber rifle round punches a fiery hole (like a butt after Fourthmeal) through a new iPhone 5. You know, because that's how some people spent their weekend/paycheck. Me? I played Borderlands 2 for over 18 hours. There's an... / Continue →