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  • December 12, 2012
    These are the top 10 "trending" (search queries with the highest amount of traffic over a sustained period in 2012 as compared to 2011) global Google search and Google image searches for 2012. All in all, a pretty depressing collection. Surprisingly absent from the list were ... / Continue →
  • September 27, 2012
    The company behind .xxx domains has just launched a search engine (search.xxx) to scour the 21,000,000+ pages of tits and wieners contained in .xxx websites. It's supposed to streamline the process of finding just the right (read: very, VERY wrong) kind of stuff you're looking... / Continue →
  • July 31, 2012
    Note: I was going to include a larger version so you could read that little paragraph at the top but 1. let's not kid ourselves, you hate reading and 2. I actually did spend the time to read it and it sucked. This is an infographic depicting the massive amount of information t... / Continue →
  • July 20, 2012
    According to experts (or at least people calling themselves experts), the Grum botnet responsible for an estimated 35% of current spam email was brought down this week, making it significantly harder for guys like me to locate sketchy boner pill providers. Thank God I stocked ... / Continue →
  • July 11, 2012
    Apparently this is the first picture ever uploaded to the internet. Surprisingly it's not a cat, tit, or man's peenor. Hey -- I'm as shocked as you are. Apparently the internet was born much maturer than it is now and has been digressing ever since. Think Benjamin Button, b... / Continue →
  • January 30, 2012
    Using a tracking cookie, Google stores info based on your searches to better target ads at your ass. Aaaaaand now you can see what demographic (I'm a cat!) Google thinks you belong to by visiting their ads preferences site HERE. You can also opt out of the tracking cookie's u... / Continue →
  • March 31, 2011
    Note: The world didn't end in the spring of '97, click HERE to see the whole chart through the present. This is the history of web browsers through the ages, with the popularity of each represented by the thickness of its band. You can learn a lot by looking at it. Namely, h... / Continue →
  • March 24, 2011
    According to a recent study, Facebook is visited more often than pr0n sites in the UK, indicating either 1. people are actually getting sexed in real life (unlikely) or 2. masturbate using only their imaginations. Haha, who hasn't convinced themselves a cloud looks like a nake... / Continue →
  • February 2, 2011
    Apparently Microsoft's search engine Bing has been stealing search results from Google and Google recently ran a sting operation to prove it. DAMN -- BUSTED, GATES! (Sorry, but we're all gonna have to hop the fence). Google first smelled a rat when misspelled searches on B... / Continue →
  • February 1, 2011
    This is a video of somebody taping their television while replaying a 1994 Today Show in which Katie Couric (nice hair!), Bryant Gumballs and some random get confused about what the '@' sign (it's not a b-hole?!) means (Katie: "I think it would be around or about"), and then pr... / Continue →
  • January 27, 2011
    Note: This is neither legible nor the whole thing. Click HERE to see the whole thing and +2 your internet knowledge. As a follow up to last year's State of the Internet, Focus has created another infographic almost exactly a year later (and 365-dollars short) depicting some o... / Continue →
  • January 19, 2011
    Same goes for any interweb-cred. This is Geekologie Reader Jian's 'Blog Life' tattoo. It's on the inside of his hands, which are surprisingly hair-free. Kidding brah -- I'm just jealous I didn't think of it first. It's a hard life us bloggers live, you know? What with all ... / Continue →
  • January 13, 2011
    For pr0n and Geekologie, yo! Note: Full-res version of the chart HERE for those of you who refuse to admit you need glasses. Ever wonder what the most searched letter on Google is? Of course not, who the f*** searches single letters in the first place? I assume these are al... / Continue →
  • December 20, 2010
    Seen here dozing off into his newspaper after a long afternoon of browsing nudie shows on Live Jasmine (pay me) at his local Apple store, an old British man may no longer be able to get his pr0n fix at home without first contacting his ISP and requesting access to adult sites. ... / Continue →
  • December 7, 2010
    Because I like depressing the hell out of myself (I've been told it builds character), the top 10 Yahoo! searches of 2010 are, in no a very particular order (read: from 1 to 10) are, drum-roll please: BP Oil Spill World Cup Miley Cyrus Kim Kardashian Lady Gaga iPhone ... / Continue →
  • October 15, 2010
    The internet is a funny place. Kidding, it's mostly depressing. And not "you caught yourself laughing at a little fat girl for falling off her bike" depressing, like actually depressing. Like if I took the time to read all the Geekologie comments I'd probably put both my han... / Continue →
  • August 25, 2010
    Note: Highest-res version available HERE. This is a picture of the internet as represented by the icons of the most visited websites, with each icon's size depending on how popular the particular site is (specifically, the site's reach). For example, Geekologie's icon is 208 ... / Continue →
  • August 24, 2010
    Ever wonder what time of the day people opt for "private" internet browsing? Well wonder no more thanks to these graphs depicting what times and for how long Firefox users lurk for pr0n in private mode. Me? Nonstop. The Mozilla Firefox metrics blog just published detailed d... / Continue →
  • August 20, 2010
    Because if you can't trust the overweight pervert hocking dildos behind the counter at your local adult bookstore, who can you trust? Nobody: that's who. Acidcow via Thedailywh.at Thanks to Jerry, who agrees the internet sucks for just about everything except meeting the lov... / Continue →