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  • July 27, 2010
    I'm bein' for real yo! In case of catastrophic interweb meltdown, seven people across the globe have magical keys (possibly carved from witch's tits) that can reboot the tubes and restore porn to the masses. Well thank God! The plan was drawn up by the internet domain name w... / Continue →
  • July 27, 2010
    As a matter of fact yes, that is a picture of the GW command center. I can make calls, fax, print, copy, collate AND write Geekologie all from the comfort of my plush shitter. Did I mention I can relieve myself? Because I can do that too. I just have to be careful my unit i... / Continue →
  • July 6, 2010
    Prince, best known for looking like a pretty lady with a skeezy mustache who tried changing his name to a symbol, claims the internet is beat and it's time to move on. Well damn, way to Purple Rain on my online parade! Unlike most other rock stars, he has banned YouTube and i... / Continue →
  • June 29, 2010
    Note: Don't squint, it'll make you go blind (and you play with yourself enough already), click HERE to see the informational graphic in all its full size glory. Oh man, you remember when we used to search the interwebs with Alta Vista? Me neither. What were we, losers?! O... / Continue →
  • June 25, 2010
    Finally, you can start that pr0n site you've always wanted and slap on a .xxx domain designation (i.e. http://www.dinoassbiting.xxx). I just pre-registered like 40 sites! (38 dino, two robot-torture fetish). The board of net overseer Icann [Internet Corporation for Assigned... / Continue →
  • June 9, 2010
    Geekologie would be that crack rock, son. GET. IN. MUH. BRAIN. Internet Vices [patrickmoberg] (with several others) via The Internet, Conveniently Defined Through Drugs and Alcohol [gizmodo] Thanks to Erik, who thinks Geekologie would be more like heroin but without the with... / Continue →
  • June 4, 2010
    Note: This is only a tiny portion of the graphic, click HERE to see the whole thing in all it's high-res glory. Are we addicted to the internet? You know, that's a really good ques-- yes. At least I am. Handsomest addict you ever seen too! Just sayin', I do have all my tee... / Continue →
  • June 2, 2010
    I know we already ran a very informative graphic about prizzono (I spell it differently every time to avoid detection by the man), but here comes another anyway. Specifically, this one is all about internet prongo. I know, I know, you could probably teach the class on interwe... / Continue →
  • May 13, 2010
    This is old so you may have already seen it. And if so, congratulations, you just earned a gold ribbon in the internet. Please print out and mail 10 proofs of 'FIRST!', 20 comments completely unrelated to the subject, and 10 more calling the person who did post 'FIRST' a dick... / Continue →
  • May 5, 2010
    Cupidtino is a new dating website launching next month exclusively for Apple fanboys and girls. Because who needs 29 dimensions of compatibility when you both use a mouse with one button? Cupidtino is a beautiful new dating site created for fans of Apple products by fans of A... / Continue →
  • April 1, 2010
    As you may recall, Topeka, Kansas changed its name to Google as part of a bid to become Google's fiber optic network test market. And now Google, being the impish little tricksters that they are, decided to fake-ily change their name to Topeka because it's April Fools' Day and... / Continue →
  • March 31, 2010
    This is a little Internet Explorer voodoo doll somebody made in an attempt to kill off the interweb browser. Neat idea, but I don't know why you wouldn't just stab the program directly. Which is exactly why I'm gonna sneak up on my laptop while it's in sleep mode tonight and ... / Continue →
  • March 28, 2010
    From College Humor: I dunno, I always imagined my interwebs browser as a saddled velociraptor. Wearing a jetpack. With special porn goggles on. Browsers and Transportation [buzzfeed]... / Continue →
  • March 24, 2010
    Dinoogle is a Google powered search engine that has some dinos on the page to ramp up the sex appeal. It's exactly what I've been telling Google to do for years but they never listen because, "don't let that guy back in the building", and, "the police have already been called"... / Continue →
  • March 11, 2010
    This is promo commercial for the BBC's upcoming series, 'Superpower', a show airing this month which will investigate the ways in which the interwebs are transforming the world. It's narrated by what I thought was a ghost-alien at first, but actually turned out to be A PERSON ... / Continue →
  • February 10, 2010
    If there's one thing that sucks about my life it's everything. And if there's another it's slow internet service. I can't stand it. It drives me crazy. Crazier than the kids next door waking me up at 7 playing drums on the connecting wall of our apartments. Which, FOR THE ... / Continue →
  • February 4, 2010
    This is a little (well, large actually) informational graphic explaining who uses the interwebs and some other stuff about this bitchin' series of tubes. There's nothing particularly shocking about the stats except for the fact that US broadband speed sucks big ol' fossilized ... / Continue →
  • December 28, 2009
    For those of you who live sheltered lives, Cleverbot is a misnomered (word wizardry baby, awh yeah!) artificial intelligence program you can talk to on the internets in case you ever wanted to read a bunch of robotic propaganda and other filth (stick to the Twilight series). A... / Continue →
  • November 12, 2009
    Type a search query into Mystery Google and you get the results of the last person's search. For example, I searched for a serious medical condition I have, and got the results for "u'v got a face only ur momma could love". Neat? Yes. Helpful? Absolutely not. But don't le... / Continue →
  • November 10, 2009
    Finally, a search engine designed specifically for finding World of Warcraft information. At last, the internet is complete. No, wait -- it still needs an eHarmony for dinosaurs. I don't need 29 degrees of compatibility, I just want something with teeth and a tail! And, ok... / Continue →