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  • October 12, 2015
    Remember the guy in the t-rex costume practicing for American Ninja Warrior? Of course you do, it was just a couple days ago. Well now from the same folks comes a lady in the costume pole dancing. It was very arousing. Could you imagine if ever strip club had at least one g... / Continue →
  • September 30, 2015
    This is the 10-foot long inflatable Jabba the Hutt lawn decoration available from ThinkGeek ($170, includes lights and inflating fan). He measures six feet tall and will almost certainly get his picture taken being humped by teenage trick-or-treaters. Also, why does he look s... / Continue →
  • August 4, 2015
    Apparently a giant inflatable Minion broke free from a nearby carnival in Dublin and caused a 15-minute traffic jam while it desperately tried to thumb a ride out of town. Unsurprisingly, nobody tried to kill behead the Minion because this is Dublin and not Philadelphia. Th... / Continue →
  • July 29, 2015
    This is the $200 InTime Inflatable Bathtub. It's a portable blow-up bathtub complete with electric air pump and drain hose, although I'm not sure how you're supposed to get your bathwater into it. Buckets? Based on the picture, it's perfect for getting in with all your cloth... / Continue →
  • February 17, 2015
    This is the officially licensed Star Trek Captain's Chair Pool Float manufactured by Bigmouth (I SAID SHUT UP). It should be available in time for summer from various retailers for around $50. Plus it has a hole in the middle so you can secretly poop in the pool and blame it ... / Continue →
  • October 22, 2014
    Oh-hoh-hoh -- zat is ze second largest butt plug I have seen! A group of angry art-critic vandals successfully deflated American artist Paul McCarthy's work "Tree", which had been on display in Paris's Place Vendôme as part of an international contemporary art fair. The piece... / Continue →
  • October 3, 2013
    This is the 'Ark Nova', an inflatable and easily transportable concert hall that can fit 500 patrons and I'm trying really hard not to say looks like Grimace's @$$hole. Dammit, I kind of already did, didn't I? I suck at keeping secrets. It measures 98 feet by 118 feet and fe... / Continue →
  • September 10, 2013
    This is a short video of a guy taking to the skies while riding a 'Raptor Blaster' (OMG I love blasting raptors!) kite tube being towed behind a Waverunner. That looks like fun. Except I want to be on like, 800-feet of tow-rope so I can REALLY soar. I want my head in the clo... / Continue →
  • December 4, 2012
    Doubles as a love doll for serious gun nuts, I'm just saying. This is a $30 (currently on sale for $15) inflatable minigun arm from ThinkGeek. It makes it look like you have a minigun for an arm. No, no it doesn't. It makes it look like you have a pool float for an arm. St... / Continue →
  • November 23, 2011
    Sure it may LOOK like a giant blue dildo with legs, but looks can be deceiving. Except in this case, because that's a walking shlong if I've ever seen one (and I have -- lots). The inflatable Ant-Roach robot was designed to carry passengers on the ride of a miserable lifetime... / Continue →
  • June 12, 2010
    If there's one thing I can't stand it's being awake. Last night I dreamed I went to a Korean karaoke bar that also had a giant buffet set up on pool tables. I kept going for the miniature hotdogs on hamburger buns but none of them were vegetarian. Any idea what that means? ... / Continue →
  • January 29, 2010
    Hot on the heels of yesterday's 'No More Hiding Dungeon Master's Guides In You B-Hole' story comes these giant inflatable D20 dice. Each 17-inch die takes only a minute to inflate, and even less to deflate with a pocketknife. $12 get's the ball die rolling. And, since it is ... / Continue →
  • December 23, 2008
    I vow to be the guy who puts up the ridiculous Christmas lights every year. But no inflatable decorations. Those things are freaking classless. Unless you have them in your yard, in which case, good looking. But we're talking lights here. We're talking serious exterior ill... / Continue →
  • September 25, 2008
    They just crawl out the end of this thing. Note: Possibly NSFW depending on your employer's "watching videos of kids crawling out the end of a giant inflatable pecker" policy. Youtube Thanks to Romeo and Stephanie, who both agree a giant vagina would have been much more... / Continue →
  • April 8, 2008
    If there's one thing I hate about going to work, it's the lack of comfortable places to sleep during my afternoon siesta. Enter the Nappak Sleeping Cube. It's an inflatable cubby where you can stretch out and doze to your heart's content. Not exactly a cube, but that's okay.... / Continue →
  • November 21, 2007
    Who's the supreme killer, ninja or pirate? Now you can help settle the debate yourself thanks to these inflatable radio controlled characters from ThinkGeek. They cost $35 for the set and each runs off one 9V battery for the controller, and four AAs for the actual character. ... / Continue →
  • March 1, 2007
    The Bubble Double-bar is an inflatable and illuminated double-bar which is easy to transport and install. Perfect if you need an impromptu bar or if you just prefer all your furniture to be inflatable. And who doesn't? If the Bouncy Toilet 2000 has taught me anything it's that ... / Continue →