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  • July 28, 2014
    This is the Pizza Thrower (based on this old 1989 Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle toy that I didn't have but my best friend did) that Pizza Hut teamed up with Paramount Pictures and Syyn Labs to build and bring to San Diego Comic-Con. It can shoot pizzas (with the pan they're bake... / Continue →
  • July 21, 2014
    Jibo, pass me the butter. Oh wait -- YOU CAN'T DO THAT. This is a video introduction to JIBO, a home robot designed to become part of your family and help everyone throughout the day. The robot, which is Wi-Fi connected, can track faces, take pictures, search the internet, t... / Continue →
  • July 9, 2014
    This is the $70 Sexy Dinosaur Costume available from Yandy. It's perfect for the woman who wants to look like a woman in a ridiculous shiny dinosaur costume. Now I know you probably thought I would be into this, but come on, even I've got my limits. The arm proportions are a... / Continue →
  • July 7, 2014
    Remember last week's point-of-view video of the world's tallest water slide? Well it just had its first human riders, and this is the video of them shitting their pants on the way down. Looks intense. Still, a water slide you ride in a raft is no real water slide in my opini... / Continue →
  • July 2, 2014
    This is the soundproof and airproof box that Portuguese artist João Onofre invites metal bands to play in as a performance piece. The bands play until they run out of air. No word if João is secretly trying to eradicate all the bands, but I bet with a little research we'd dis... / Continue →
  • June 25, 2014
    This is the Cozy Room, a personal computer station that seals itself off from the rest of the world as soon as you roll your chair in. They cost around $8,000. For reference, that's pretty expensive for something I could build out of plywood over the course of a weekend. Don'... / Continue →
  • June 24, 2014
    D.A.R.E. Bear, what have you become?! Meet Teddy Love. Teddy is a teddy bear with a 10-speed vibrator in his muzzle. You adjust the speed by pinching his ears. Plus he's entirely soap and water washable for when his fur inevitably forms dreadlocks. Teddy Love is a unique... / Continue →
  • June 19, 2014
    A group of guys out for a bachelor party discovered a rare mastadon skull and tusks in the desert of New Mexico, presumably while trying to find a place to bury the stripper. Randall Gann of the New Mexico Museum of Natural History and Science said the partygoers discovered ... / Continue →
  • June 18, 2014
    These are two images from the 'Innocence In Danger' public service announcement encouraging parents to monitor their children's internet usage because you never know what they might be looking at. Hopefully not pictures of kids with mouths for eyes. You want an internet babys... / Continue →
  • June 10, 2014
    In news that really shouldn't even surprise me, 62-year old Ray Tomlinson was on a roadtrip with his 93-year old mom and 31-year old girlfriend when his mother realized his girlfriend, who they thought was just sleeping, had actually died. So what did he and his mother do? Wh... / Continue →
  • May 27, 2014
    Love the new Godzilla movie? Then what better way to show your fandom than with an awful looking Godzilla hoodie? Available for $43 preorder from The Big Bad Toy Store, this hoodie is sure to have your friends commenting, "You look like Venom banged a ninja turtle." AND MAYB... / Continue →
  • May 20, 2014
    Remember the Aerofex hoverbike from back in 2012? Well the company has been hard at work fine-tuning the design and says models could be available for sale to the public as early as 2017. You can even already put down a $5,000 deposit towards one of the $85,000 deathtraps. A... / Continue →
  • May 19, 2014
    Because what good is accidentally causing a zombie apocalypse if you don't also have a plan to suppress it, the Pentagon has a strategy to deal with an outbreak of the undead. I do not trust it. In the event of a zombie apocalypse you should do the OPPOSITE of whatever the go... / Continue →
  • May 19, 2014
    This is a video from Mr. Lamont (who doesn't want his full name published for fear of a Sasquatch reading this and coming to kick his ass) of what he believes to be a bipedal Sasquatch creature traversing the snow-covered mountains of Squamish, British Columbia. And is it a co... / Continue →
  • May 15, 2014
    F-Cups?! Damn girl why don't you start with a B and go from there. These are Japanese F-Cup cookies. They're supposed to make your boobs grow. I would encourage you to stop before reaching an actual F-cup though to avoid future back problems. The completely not scientifica... / Continue →
  • April 21, 2014
    Note: Closeups of the beast after the jump. This is an image from the satellite used for Apple's Maps app of what some crazy people are calling the Loch Ness Monster. The photo would make her about 100-feet in length. Is it really her? That's for you to decide. Jk jk, that... / Continue →
  • April 15, 2014
    Because some artists are questionably even artists at all, French artiste Abraham Poincheval has been living inside a taxidermied bear for the past two weeks. Wow, what a groundbreaking performance piece. Call me when you're trying to sleep inside a LIVE bear for two weeks. ... / Continue →
  • April 14, 2014
    Allegedly these are the perfect male and female bodies, according to polled British men and women. The "study" (if you can even call it that because there is no way in hell it was conducted with even the least bit of scientificness) was performed by London lingerie manufacture... / Continue →
  • April 8, 2014
    A man who recently changed his name to Darth Vader has been denied the right to run for the presidency of Ukraine after officials claimed his application was "questionable" and suspected several documents were forged. Wow, a Sith lord not playing by the book? Shocking. Prepa... / Continue →
  • March 26, 2014
    The Chinese government is going to start selling bottled and canned air to tourists (previously: this businessman doing it) starting June 20th in an attempt to address its growing air pollution problem. I'm not sure that's really addressing the underlying problem. Complimenta... / Continue →