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  • October 21, 2014
    Remember that conceptual Air Umbrella I posted back in 2012? Well now somebody else has stolen/come up with the exact same idea and created a Kickstarter to make the product a reality. And they've already met their funding goal too, which means $128 will get you your very own... / Continue →
  • October 13, 2014
    These are the stress relief mushrooms being sold by FireBox. They come in Fly Agaric (pictured above), enoki, king trumpet and matsutake varieties, and cost $9.50 apiece. Most of them look like penises. They make the perfect de-stresser for the person who's always dreaming o... / Continue →
  • September 26, 2014
    Cuddlr is a location-based app (links to app store page) to find other nearby people looking for a cuddle. It's supposed to be like a PG version of Tinder or Grindr. I just installed it but sadly there was nobody in my area looking for a cuddle. Maybe 8AM is too early for mo... / Continue →
  • September 22, 2014
    Cool shower curtain, did they perform the surgery in your bathtub or what? Florida native (didn't see that coming) entertainer Jasmine Tridevil (because apparently tits are devils) allegedly underwent plastic surgery to have a third breast added between her existing breasts, w... / Continue →
  • September 17, 2014
    A mother from Wales with nothing else to do is accusing Mattel of making 'Barbie Life In The Dreamhouse' dolls that say 'What the f***?" Although, with a total of five seconds research at the product site, I learned she actually says, "Off the hook!" (Also: "Amaze!" and "Get ... / Continue →
  • September 3, 2014
    This is 'Should You Trust That Doctor?,' a chart developed by College Humor's Shea Strauss that shows whether or not you can rely on a particular doctor. But, despite being advertised as 'A Definitive Ranking Of Every Pop Culture Doctor Ever', Dr. House is surprisingly absent ... / Continue →
  • August 29, 2014
    This is the composite shot created by Marius Vibe of the top 8 most beautiful women (according to the 2011 'Most Beautiful Girls List' Maxim issue) merged into one face. The women include Rosie Huntington-Whiteley, Olivia Munn, Katy Perry, Cameron Diaz, Mila Kunis, Bar Refaeli... / Continue →
  • August 29, 2014
    This is the anti-public urination sign spotted near the Hotel Marcinčák in Mikulov, Czech Republic. It threatens public pissers with the shame of a video of them doing the deed being posted to Youtube. Do they even have a camera installed? No clue. But one blogger plans on ... / Continue →
  • August 22, 2014
    Some theaters in China are experimenting with "bullet screens," a service that allows moviegoers to text messages on screen while the movie is playing. You know, because I care what the person next to me is thinking. God willing, they'll at least have their phones on dim and ... / Continue →
  • August 21, 2014
    Seen here with a hornet's nest on his head, 16-year old Alex Stone of Summerville, South Carolina, was arrested at school after writing a short story about killing his neighbor's pet dinosaur. A really short story. Like, it was two lines. My erotic dino fan fiction? Twenty-... / Continue →
  • August 20, 2014
    Because who hasn't dreamed of dropping off some of their own fudge bars in a melting chocolate crapper, UK chocolatiers Choccywoccydoodah and Bathrooms.com teamed up to make a toilet, bidet, sink and bathtub entirely out of Belgian chocolate. All the fixtures together contain ... / Continue →
  • August 12, 2014
    This is the terrifying scarecrow (technically a scarebear) robot built by a Turkish farmer to keep bears from destroying his crops. The robot makes car alarm sounds (presumably because it's half car alarm) and has a 25,000-volt taser in one hand which it wildly swings around, ... / Continue →
  • August 7, 2014
    What the -- are you blowing a seagull?! This is the $135 Facial Fitness Pao from Japan. It allegedly firms and tightens your face. I've got the feeling it doesn't work that well. Plus for some reason famed Portuguese footballer Cristiano Ronaldo is the spokesperson. Pfft, ... / Continue →
  • August 6, 2014
    Merriam-Webster has just announced 5,000 new word additions to the Official Scrabble Dictionary, and many of them are what I like to refer to as "bullshit", which isn't even in the dictionary but should be. A sampling of some of the new words: BEATBOX (v. -ED, -ING, -ES) to ... / Continue →
  • July 28, 2014
    This is the Pizza Thrower (based on this old 1989 Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle toy that I didn't have but my best friend did) that Pizza Hut teamed up with Paramount Pictures and Syyn Labs to build and bring to San Diego Comic-Con. It can shoot pizzas (with the pan they're bake... / Continue →
  • July 21, 2014
    Jibo, pass me the butter. Oh wait -- YOU CAN'T DO THAT. This is a video introduction to JIBO, a home robot designed to become part of your family and help everyone throughout the day. The robot, which is Wi-Fi connected, can track faces, take pictures, search the internet, t... / Continue →
  • July 9, 2014
    This is the $70 Sexy Dinosaur Costume available from Yandy. It's perfect for the woman who wants to look like a woman in a ridiculous shiny dinosaur costume. Now I know you probably thought I would be into this, but come on, even I've got my limits. The arm proportions are a... / Continue →
  • July 7, 2014
    Remember last week's point-of-view video of the world's tallest water slide? Well it just had its first human riders, and this is the video of them shitting their pants on the way down. Looks intense. Still, a water slide you ride in a raft is no real water slide in my opini... / Continue →
  • July 2, 2014
    This is the soundproof and airproof box that Portuguese artist João Onofre invites metal bands to play in as a performance piece. The bands play until they run out of air. No word if João is secretly trying to eradicate all the bands, but I bet with a little research we'd dis... / Continue →
  • June 25, 2014
    This is the Cozy Room, a personal computer station that seals itself off from the rest of the world as soon as you roll your chair in. They cost around $8,000. For reference, that's pretty expensive for something I could build out of plywood over the course of a weekend. Don'... / Continue →