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  • November 5, 2014
    This is a video of extreme dumbass Harrison Williams, a 26-year old from Australia who decided to jump off a boat and surf on a dead whale carcass while tiger sharks and at least one great white feasted on its corpse. Why? Because apparently one of his friends "thought it'd b... / Continue →
  • May 1, 2012
    Picture related: worst f***ing nightmare. 45-year-old Marek Olszewski went to visit his dentist ex for a procedure just a couple days after breaking up with her FOR ANOTHER WOMAN and, in a move that proves hell hath no fury like a woman scorned, she put him under and yanked EV... / Continue →
  • April 19, 2011
    Note: Umbrella in question was a samurai umbrella, but you can get an actual rifle umbrella HERE in case you want the cops called for good reason. Because most people (basically everyone besides us) are halfwit shit-for-brains that live their lives in constant fear because the... / Continue →
  • November 3, 2010
    The world's dumbest woman, or the world's best insurance scammer? I'd go with the world's dumbest woman, but the sad part is, I know there's worse. Same goes for men. I just wonder if the 911 operator that fielded her call was allowed to hang up before listening to the rest ... / Continue →
  • November 2, 2010
    An unemployed British troll who primarily attacked on Facebook has been sentenced to jail time for his harassment. No word on how trolls are treated in the clink, but I'm hoping poorly. And not just because I hate trolls, but you know the biggest goat from Three Billy Goats G... / Continue →
  • October 6, 2010
    Because watching morons hurt themselves is one of the few remaining joys I have in life, here's some idiot yelling like Tarzan going over the bar on a stand-up swing. Now I don't want to ruin the end for you, but suffice it to say I haven't smiled like this since I was nine. ... / Continue →
  • August 20, 2010
    Wow. You guys are almost as good at science as you are spelling. Which is not at all. I'm serious, you're dumb as shit and ought to be ashamed. God knows your parents are. Want to be smarter? You're in luck -- drink this. Haha, ignore the skull & crossbones, that's just ... / Continue →
  • April 20, 2010
    Paul Hutton is a grown-ass man who managed to score a DUI in a Barbie Power Wheels. Nice, Paul, I bet your daughter is proud embarrassed as f***. Mr Hutton, who has four children Simon, 17, Calum, 14, Laina, 12, and John, 11, admitted being a 'complete twit'. Speaking after... / Continue →
  • April 15, 2010
    NOTE: Video is after the jump because it's just too explosive for the front page. Also, some dude yells "SHIT!" when the thing goes off so be sure to turn your speakers up loud enough for your boss to hear. This is a video of some idiot sitting in a chair atop an airbag his f... / Continue →
  • October 28, 2009
    Don't even act like you didn't deserve it. Twilight Saga: And so it begins... [lamebook] Thanks to pstone, who always remembers to take his shoes off before passing out.... / Continue →
  • September 22, 2009
    This is a video of the infamous WoW freakout kid arguing with his grandmother, who's been sent over to watch him and his brother for the weekend. Now I really wanted to believe that these videos are real, but this one's the nail in the coffin for being fake. And not just beca... / Continue →
  • September 22, 2009
    Some idiot moron, in an effort to become the world's biggest failure at life, used 662,258 text messages on his iPhone in a month. Plus the jerkbag got the 12,301 page itemized bill sent to him, so he doesn't even care about trees. I did the math, and it comes out to sending ... / Continue →
  • May 21, 2009
    Apparently some 16-year old girl dove into traffic because she dropped her iPod in the street and had already blasted her remaining brains out at level 11 volume. The girl was walking across the street on Tuesday when she dropped her iPod. She went back to grab it in moving ... / Continue →
  • May 15, 2009
    A Missouri woman offered a man her 1-year old child for use as a taser shield when he was being confronted by cops. Now that's solid parenting. Officers were at an apartment checking on an assault claim made by the woman when a man confronted them, making threats. One of the ... / Continue →
  • May 2, 2009
    He's not just driving any bus either, he's sporting that short joint (see man in wheelchair tethered in the back). Jesus. Dude texts for six minutes straight before finally rear-ending somebody. You'd think being on camera would be enough to deter this sort of behavior, but... / Continue →
  • April 28, 2009
    Ever wanted to see some asshat set the world record for number of rotations completed (141) while hanging from a power drill mounted to the ceiling? Me neither. But I did watch it, and now it's your turn. And, if you just so happens you're one of those people that can't watc... / Continue →
  • April 27, 2009
    This is definitely NOT how you pledge your allegiance to the dark lord. You show up at the Pit of Eternal Damnation with this thing on your arm and a bunch of imps are just gonna laugh at you and then take turns packing your asshole full of hot charcoals. Just sayin', tssssss... / Continue →
  • April 10, 2009
    This is Vince "Punchahook" Shlomi selling ShamWows in Spanish. And yes, it's every bit as "I want to beat him till he bleeds" as it sounds. Even worse. I actually put my monitor in a choke-hold just watching it. Now tap out or you're dead. I mean it! Vince Tries To Sell ... / Continue →
  • March 29, 2009
    First of all, Vince Shlomi, the ShamWow guy, is 44 years old. In the infomercials he doesn't look a day over a very douchey 25. Secondly, a $1,000 hooker tried biting his tongue off during a sexual encounter at a South Beach hotel and Vince was forced to ShamPow her in the fa... / Continue →
  • February 5, 2009
    In the latest of video game-themed attacks, a guy tried to strangle his girlfriend with the cord of a Wiimote. And I'll tell you -- he even LOOKS like the kind of guy that'd try to strangle someone with a video game controller. What a quarter-pound of fail. An Austin man has... / Continue →