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  • April 14, 2016
    This is a video documenting the relationship between a pearlfish and a sea cucumber's butthole. Apparently sea cucumbers are so disgusting that predators don't want to mess with them. The pearlfish though? They are good eats. The solution? Live in a sea cucumber's butthole... / Continue →
  • March 24, 2016
    These are the basketball shoe cowboy boots spotted by somebody wearing a reflective safety vest at a boot store in probably Texas. Tony Lama is a real brand of boot so I think these are real and not some one-off knock-offs. Especially for $200. I kind of want a pair. You th... / Continue →
  • March 9, 2016
    These are a couple pictures and the police dashcam footage of a drunk woman who tried to drive her car home after hitting a 15-foot tree and getting it stuck in her car's grill. Apparently the airbags deployed after hitting the tree and everything and she still decided to try ... / Continue →
  • March 2, 2016
    Because some people have so much money they can spend more on a writing pen than most people make in a year, this is the $105,000 Richard Mille RMS05 Fountain Pen. I bet it doesn't even give good handjobs. According to Richard Mille, it took the Swiss watchmaking company fo... / Continue →
  • February 22, 2016
    This is a Korean crucifix featuring a very muscular Jesus. I'm not entirely sure where it's located, but presumably outside the Church of Gains. Honestly, if Jesus really did look like that there probably never would have been a crucifixion, just "the day Jesus killed all the... / Continue →
  • February 8, 2016
    This is one of the Magic 8-Ball buttplugs made to order by Etsy seller GlowFYourself. It was designed to display the business end of a Magic 8-Ball out of your business end. I'm not sure how much they cost because this one already sold but it's at least nice to know that some... / Continue →
  • December 4, 2015
    This is the $40 Chin Rest Arm from Thanko. It mounts to the edge of a desk and can hold your head up on those days coffee isn't doing its job. I hate it when coffee doesn't do its job. 'I can't do my job if you don't do yours!' I yell at my half-empty mug some mornings. Cof... / Continue →
  • October 20, 2015
    These are the cat gloves available from Felissimo and YOU + MORE that have a cat printed on them, including its tail on the index finger. The gloves can be used to operate a smartphone, and it looks like the cat is wagging its tail whenever you swipe. People are weird, that i... / Continue →
  • October 2, 2015
    Yachts are for poor people. This is Kokomo Ailand, a mobile private island developed by Migaloo Private Submarines (who specialize in submersible yachts). They haven't actually built one yet, but claim they can immediately with existing technology provided someone forks over ... / Continue →
  • September 28, 2015
    The Pooch Selfie is a smartphone attachment that holds a tennis ball above the camera so your dog will look at it when you're taking pictures of them. It's an already funded Kickstarter campaign so $13 will get you one when they ship this December. Me? I get my dog to look a... / Continue →
  • July 13, 2015
    This is a 'Bad Dog' firework that produces a monster turd out of its flaming ass after the fuse is lit. It's basically just a black snake firework with some bonus crackles at the end. Still, the flaming ass: I think we've all been there. Being doubled over on the toilet in p... / Continue →
  • March 2, 2015
    Heck yeah two pleasure yourself posts in row! Seen here fulfilling someone's nose fetish, a woman demonstrates (you're doing it wrong!) the Svakom Gaga Intimate Selfie Camera , a vibrator with a high-definition video camera and light integrated into the end so you can record y... / Continue →
  • February 11, 2015
    Note: I didn't even feel comfortable posting the uncensored pic after the jump in case somebody came to the article directly from a link. To see the entirely NSFW version click HERE. Oh -- and all links in article are also NSFW. This is the $175 Vajankle from realistic sex-... / Continue →
  • November 25, 2014
    This is the Alien Facehugger Dog Leash made and sold by Etsy shop GCFX. It costs $150, which is a little out of my dog leash budget (I use three shoelaces tied together and a safety pin). Also, the facehugger is actually attached to a black fabric harness, which is hard to se... / Continue →
  • November 21, 2014
    These are the Mozo Bacon N' Eggs Sharkz Shoes. They were made for working in a kitchen and cost $35. Did I mention they have bacon and eggs printed on the top of them? Because that's their big selling point. It's like breakfast, but on your shoes. Which is probably one of ... / Continue →
  • October 13, 2014
    Note: Woman filming drops some nasty, possibly jealous f-bombs. This is a painful portrait-mode video of some lady in a bikini at the pool on a quest for the perfect selfie. At one point I'm pretty sure she's only taking pictures of her privates. Also, I don't know if she's ... / Continue →
  • October 10, 2014
    What the f***? I should have retired years ago. This is a video of Japanese virtual pop star Hatsune Miku performing her smash-bang hit 'Sharing The World' on the Late Show with David Letterman. You think she's allowed to perform simultaneous shows in different cities on the... / Continue →
  • August 20, 2014
    This is some (presumably Russian) dashcam footage of exactly what the title says: a speeding motorcyclist crashing into the back of a car and managing to land on his feet on the roof of the vehicle. Now I know I called him a ninja in the title, but in reality ninjas don't cras... / Continue →
  • August 1, 2014
    This is truth behind Thomas the Tank Engine as imagined by illustrator Yui Abe. Apparently Thomas is really a naked dude with his face poking out the front and his ass in the air. Are you thinking what I'm thinking? "I wish I hadn't seen that?" Choo choo! Thanks to lilco, ... / Continue →
  • July 28, 2014
    Note: Worthwhile larger version HERE. This is the ad created for laxative brand Dulcolax by creative agency McCann Health. It ran in Singapore newspapers and bus shelters and features a bunch of sad turds gathered around the inside of an @$$hole, staring at it like a campfire... / Continue →