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  • July 1, 2010
    Apparently t-shirt purveyor Threadless is holding a contest where you bake cakes based on their shirts' graphics and win prizes. This is a skull cake based on the shirt graphic you see in the lower left corner, 'Bitter Teeth'. I don't know about you, but I don't care if it wa... / Continue →
  • June 30, 2010
    This is a sweet-ass Halo Elite costume made by the black-t-shirt-loving guys at PeteManderGRX. I need that bike basket. Plus grill. The suit (which contains a human in its tummy) is like 8-feet tall and resembles a dinosaur in futuristic battle gear just enough for me to yel... / Continue →
  • May 10, 2010
    I typically avoid foods that are made to look like faces with the exception of pizza and cookies and virtually any other food you can make look like a face including actual human faces. You think I won't tear yours off with my teeth? You're right, I won't. It's the acne. Th... / Continue →
  • December 22, 2009
    So archaeologists recently discovered that Sinornithosaurus, a turkey-sized raptor that lived around 128 million years ago in modern China, was venomous and would paralyze its prey before OM NOM NOMing the shit out them with tens billions of razor sharp teeth. "You're in the f... / Continue →
  • December 10, 2009
    This is a child's bed that was designed to make the little tyke feel as if he's sleeping in the mouth of a dinosaur. Which, true story, I would wish for if I had three wishes. It would be my very first wish. Then second and third. SHUT UP I KNOW WHAT I LIKE, OKAY?! Hit the... / Continue →
  • October 13, 2009
    This is a cheap plastic bong made to resemble the USS Enterprise. Personally, I wouldn't be caught dead smoking out of it BECAUSE OD'ING ON WEED IS PRACTICALLY IMPOSSIBLE. Trust me, I've tried scientists told me. *Geekologie does not endorse the use of illegal substances, as... / Continue →
  • September 12, 2009
    Papercrafter Haywan got ambitious and decided to make a life-size Link. Out of paper. Making it quite possibly the most amazing feat I've ever seen in my entire life. Be sure to follow the links to see more pictures and ten videos of Haywan putting the thing together. WARNI... / Continue →
  • August 26, 2009
    In the best news I've heard in a while, a scientist at McGill University in Montreal (I love you, Canada) is attempting to reverse engineer a dinosaur from a chicken "by altering chicken genes known to have evolved since the Cretaceous." Needless to say, there are many problem... / Continue →
  • August 4, 2009
    I don't know if you could tell, but that's not an actual photograph. It's just some concept art for what the cookie jar should look like when it's actually manufactured in some third world nation for pennies. Available in September for $50, this Death Star cookie jar protects... / Continue →
  • July 17, 2009
    A 12-mile long trail of unknown biological goo has been spotted off the coast of Alaska. Personally, it looks like robot love-oil to me (don't ask how I know). *ahem* I'm looking at you, Optimus. "It's certainly biological," Hasenauer said. "It's definitely not an oil produc... / Continue →
  • July 16, 2009
    To celebrate Bill Cosby's birthday on July 12th, artist Andrew Salamone made a portrait of the comedian using Jell-O shots. Which, I think we can all agree, is a fitting tribute. Does he still do those commercials? Damn, now I want a Jell-O Pudding Pop. Do they still make t... / Continue →
  • July 14, 2009
    Andreas Heim, of Denmark, opened a pack of lamb chops earlier this month and, HELLO, DARK SIDE VADER CHOPS! I don't know about you, but I would eat the hell out of that thing. Although, to be honest, I would eat the hell out of unmasked Vader chops. Which are actually shrive... / Continue →
  • July 7, 2009
    I think it's safe to say we would all eat that, but I would go the extra mile and lick the pit. Happy lunching! Picture [flickr] Thanks, son, now go to your room. Mommy and daddy are going to wrestle.... / Continue →
  • July 6, 2009
    Insired by the iPhone's motherboard (it's such a thing of beauty, is it not?), Sarah made her boyfriend James a delicious rendition out of candy. What a lucky bastard. My girlfriend Sarah made this candy circuit board birthday cake topper. Originally she wanted to make a ging... / Continue →
  • June 26, 2009
    Andy is the man responsible for yesterday's 2-inch thick pizza. And he got pretty upset several of you commenters weren't feeling his efforts. So, to spite you, he made a bigger, 7 pound, 4.5-inch thick pizza yesterday. Take that, naysayer! Okay, I saw that my pizza I poste... / Continue →
  • June 25, 2009
    This is a little gallery of Master Chief's high school senior portraits. As you will see, he was one dapper young lad. And probably the star of the football team. Which means, more than likely, he dated all the cheerleaders and made fun of people like me. Yeah, Master Chief... / Continue →
  • June 22, 2009
    This Bacon Bits t-shirt combines aspects of both Space Invaders and delicious pig particulate. I want to eat it. Once in a while, in a great while, a shirt comes along that is so good, it leaves us totally speechless. There's no reason for us to even pretend otherwise today. ... / Continue →
  • June 18, 2009
    I'm not going to go into the details about what this video did to me (I don't kiss and tell), but suffice it to say it was magical. Like a wand. In my pants. Youtube Thanks to Robbie, Sterling, cbobgo and Kerri, who know what I like.... / Continue →
  • June 17, 2009
    We've already seen a little Star Trek cake action here on Geekologie, but, quite frankly Captain, that wasn't enough. So I'm beaming some more of those delicious bastards right up. Hit the jump to see them all, then the warp drive button. I SAID WARP DRIVE, DUMMY, THAT WAS ... / Continue →
  • June 15, 2009
    Jurassic Fight Club: Turf Wars is a little in-browser video game (in the style of Street Fighter and Mortal Kombat) made by The History Channel to promote their new series Jurassic Fight Club premiering on Tuesday, July 29th at 9PM eastern. Needless to say, I will be turning o... / Continue →