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  • July 1, 2010
    Apparently t-shirt purveyor Threadless is holding a contest where you bake cakes based on their shirts' graphics and win prizes. This is a skull cake based on the shirt graphic you see in the lower left corner, 'Bitter Teeth'. I don't know about you, but I don't care if it wa... / Continue →
  • May 10, 2010
    I typically avoid foods that are made to look like faces with the exception of pizza and cookies and virtually any other food you can make look like a face including actual human faces. You think I won't tear yours off with my teeth? You're right, I won't. It's the acne. Th... / Continue →
  • April 29, 2010
    This is an Ewok cake made using a teddy-bear shaped pan and a diabetic coma worth of icing. High-five, Wilford Brimley! (send those testing supplies right to my door) This is the birthday cake my Wife made for me this year. We have a teddy bear cake pan that hasn't been used... / Continue →
  • March 30, 2010
    What you're looking at is the grave an ancient Roman gladiator. Now I know it may look like he was buried in the world's crappiest paper airplane, but it's actually a lead sarcophagus. And not the kind that makes your pee smell funny. That's asparagus. And Honey Smacks. Fo... / Continue →
  • January 11, 2010
    The great thing about making a Van Gogh cake is you don't have to be particularly skilled in the art of cake-decorating. Kidding, that shit looks impossible. Impossibly delicious. I call a star piece! Mmmm -- there's no ear in this, right? Fan of Van Gogh? [forgetfoo] Tha... / Continue →
  • November 23, 2009
    This is a picture by deviantARTist Rose-Bullets of the Vulcan salute made out of Elvish bread ON A DINOSAUR PLATE. Geekiest thing you've seen all day? No? Well screw you Mr. I See All Kinds Of Super Geeky Things -- how about a tip every once in awhile? You are such a jerk. ... / Continue →
  • November 12, 2009
    Ever wonder what Pac-Man eating a ghost would look like constructed out of a shitload of tuna cans? Well now you do. The internet: it's magic, folks. These shots were taken at Canstruction, an annual food-and-drink can stacking event that I can't even believe exists. If the... / Continue →
  • November 4, 2009
    This is a series of amazing Play-Doh ads that were spotted in a magazine in Singapore. They were only printed a single time, because when parent company Hasbro caught wind that somebody in their Singapore office had approved the ads, they shit Play-Doh. Then it hit the fan. ... / Continue →
  • July 17, 2009
    A 12-mile long trail of unknown biological goo has been spotted off the coast of Alaska. Personally, it looks like robot love-oil to me (don't ask how I know). *ahem* I'm looking at you, Optimus. "It's certainly biological," Hasenauer said. "It's definitely not an oil produc... / Continue →
  • July 14, 2009
    Andreas Heim, of Denmark, opened a pack of lamb chops earlier this month and, HELLO, DARK SIDE VADER CHOPS! I don't know about you, but I would eat the hell out of that thing. Although, to be honest, I would eat the hell out of unmasked Vader chops. Which are actually shrive... / Continue →
  • July 13, 2009
    This Dungeons & Dragons themed cake and all the others after the jump (including some Zelda, Wolverine, Mario and Transformer action) were created by DeviantART user cakerific. And cakerific they are! I would even go as far as caketastic. And, as the sign on the door said, "... / Continue →
  • July 1, 2009
    Lucky McDonalds customer 0iz0 just so happened to score the most covered of all chicken strips: the Ocarina of Thigh. The shining beam of light accompanied by the melodic Zelda jingle blared out of the chicken select treasure box that was handed to me by a late night, tired,... / Continue →
  • June 25, 2009
    This is a picture of a slice of pizza with 2-inches of delicious deliciousness piled on. I don't understand the logistics of even cooking a pizza with 2-inches of topping, but I do understand the logistics of eating one. GET INSIDE ME. It buuuuurns! What we got here is a fa... / Continue →
  • June 8, 2009
    This is a Meatwad (of Aqua teen Hunger Force fame) inspired cosplay dress. As you can see, the chick isn't looking too Meatwad-y. More Meatstick-y. AND THE DRESS IS MADE FROM REAL FREAKING MEAT. AAAAAAAAAAH I'M IN LOVE! I considered somehow vacuum-sealing sheets of meat w... / Continue →
  • May 14, 2009
    This is a little Nintendo Flickr user Arkov made using LEGO pieces. As you can see, it's fairly simple. I didn't actually bother counting the number of blocks it took, but given a quick glance, I'd estimate somewhere in the six to eight range. Few enough for even you to be a... / Continue →
  • May 11, 2009
    Remember the Montauk Monster? It's back. Well, another one at least. Escaped from the same top secret government facility as the first, this monster washed up on Southhold, Long Island, just across the bay from Montauk. AND THERE'S VIDEO. AND IT'S GROSS. BUT I'D STILL EAT... / Continue →
  • March 25, 2009
    Well folks, I just got back from the doctor and am happy to announce I don't have inoperable thyroid cancer. However, I am unhappy to announce I came out from the anesthesia with my boxers on backwards. Just saying, I thought the thyroid was in my neck. But what do I know, I... / Continue →
  • December 4, 2008
    Loyal Geekologist Fally sent me a tip to show off the sweet-ass Super Mario gingerbread house her brother made with some friends. As you can see, it's freaking amazing. Certainly way better than anything I could ever make. And I'm not just saying that because I've never buil... / Continue →
  • October 24, 2008
    This is not what I thought a product called the Haute Diggity Dog iBone would be. It's just a plush dog toy ($12) that resembles an iPhone with dog-related applications. It might not even have a squeaker! Oh wait, yes it does. Hold on, incoming email. From: The Superficial... / Continue →
  • October 3, 2008
    Buns and Guns is an actual freaking restaurant in Beirut and I would totally eat there. At the "Buns and Guns" fast food restaurant, deep in Beirut's Hezbollah-dominated southern suburbs, the chefs wear military helmets, the food is wrapped in camouflage paper, and the motto i... / Continue →