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  • September 12, 2013
    This is a bottle of $100 limited edition Godzilla sake. It's sake that comes in a Godzilla shaped bottle. Will it give you the strength and power to destroy your city? I certainly hope so, I've never liked [imagine your city's name here]. The molding engineer who created th... / Continue →
  • March 30, 2010
    Because boozing plays an important role in every child's cognitive development, there's now a line of Hello Kitty wines. Gotta catch 'em all! SHUT UP I KNOW MY FRANCHISES. The varietals: Hello Kitty Sparkling Brut Rosé - A deep reddish pink sparkling rose made from 100%... / Continue →
  • February 21, 2010
    This is a Triforce latte (liquid courage, power and wisdom) that deviantARTist Monk Drew made his brother for his birthday. Now I'm not saying a coffee-drink is a pretty weak-ass present, but my brother did get me Carl Sagan's Cosmos on DVD for Christmas. Just sayin' -- WHAT ... / Continue →
  • November 27, 2009
    Well folks, there's a new drunkest beer in town. And that beer is Tactical Nuclear Penguin by BrewDog Brewery in Scottland -- at 32% alcohol by volume content. I WANT IT INSIDE ME! Too bad it's gonna cost $49.50 a bottle. I'm sticking to isopropyl! A warning on the label s... / Continue →
  • November 11, 2009
    This is a 9-second video of an evil mad scientist pouring liquid nitrogen in his mouth and blowing out vapor. Why? Because he's mad, yo! Even worse than that tea-loving mother with the big hat. Though it may look like this scientist is actually drinking the liquid nitrogen,... / Continue →
  • November 4, 2009
    Ever needed to open a bottle of wine but didn't have a corkscrew? Apparently all you need a shoe and something rock hard. LIKE MY ASS ABS ASS. Alternatively, break the top off and chug the whole bottle. I mean, unless you're cool being a sissy boy. Trust me, manliest way t... / Continue →
  • July 21, 2009
    The Japanese, in their unending quest to make the awesomest stuff on the planet (minus robots), are manufacturing blue beer made from melted icebergs (take that you Titanic sinking bitch!). And, not to toot my own horn or anything, but I have already had colored beer on St. Pa... / Continue →
  • May 21, 2009
    Well if those aren't the happy faces of three urine-guzzling fools, I don't know what are. At the international space station, it was one small sip for man and a giant gulp of recycled urine for mankind. Astronauts aboard the space station celebrated a space first on Wedne... / Continue →