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  • December 4, 2012
    Drinking all KNIGHT -- see what I did there? I'm not proud about it. In fact I'm pretty ashamed and I'm not looking forward to the email from my parents telling me to move back home and get my life together. This is a chain mail beer stein crafted by DeviantARTist ChainedBea... / Continue →
  • August 20, 2012
    This is a currently unnamed Aerofex dual rotor-powered hoverbike. Personally, I suggest they call it the Boner-bike, but that's just me and there's no way you could zoom around on that thing without one. OR A HELMET. Safety first, folks. I'm joking -- it's your head, I don'... / Continue →
  • February 21, 2012
    This is a Volkswagen bus AT-AT spotted by long time tech journalist Jack Schofield. Or maybe he didn't actually take the picture, maybe he just posted it on his Twitter to make people THINK he took the picture. I've done that before. "The one of the boobs?" Haha, yeah -- th... / Continue →
  • January 12, 2012
    Plus they can stop on a dime. According to a research article published by the University of Louisiana, this is the recently discovered New Guinea Paedophryne amauensis, the world's new smallest vertebrate. Which -- come on -- show a little backbone, will ya? Haha, that was ... / Continue →
  • October 7, 2011
    Oh shit son, that goulash salad need some more magic? No problem, just let your fairy foodmother hook you up with some good ol' s & p! *sprankle sprankle sprankle* "Why are you wearing a tutu?" Because, silly, I'm a faaaaaaairy! "And I suppose that's why you're frolicking t... / Continue →
  • August 26, 2010
    This is a t-shirt designed by BattleTankBob that's up for voting with the hope that Threadless will actually print them. Which, if they did, I'd probably buy. And not just because I really hope it comes with that fake mustache, but I am considering moonlighting as a private e... / Continue →
  • August 18, 2010
    This used Lasers, Rockets and Aliens chest was recently for sale on eBay. Unfortunately, I was unable to bid on it before the auction ended because I went out and got sloppy was stuck in an important business meeting. A multi-million dollar one. Seriously, one guy even showe... / Continue →
  • July 6, 2010
    Magnetic Thinking Putty is exactly what it sounds like if you replace 'Thinking' With 'Silly': $14 magnetic silly putty. BUT CAN IT STILL COPY THE FUNNIES?! Magnetic Thinking Putty takes regular "silly" putty and turns its awesomeness up to 11. Like any other putty, it can be... / Continue →
  • June 16, 2010
    See what I did with the title there? I worked "precious" into it. Stayed up all night coming up with that one. Kidding, the dog just whispered it in my ear. Talking pets (no you can't hump the cat!) aside, each 7-inch doll costs $13 apiece and is available for pre-order now... / Continue →
  • May 14, 2010
    Available for pre-order now, this $100 Wompa-skin rug is just like the one Luke Skywalker beds (or rugs) alien chicks on at his ski chalet on Hoth. This unique StarWarsShop shared exclusive is sure to be the center of attention for any room in your home, the Wampa Rug is the S... / Continue →
  • May 10, 2010
    Classexy is a combination of classy and sexy and is probably the best word you can use to describe me if you could only choose one. But if you could choose two they would probably be convicted felon. Prison tats and having to marry the guy with the most cigarettes aside, thes... / Continue →
  • April 20, 2010
    The Arm Sleeper Pillow is a grossly overpriced ($99) head receptacle that has a groove underneath so you can sleep on your arm without cutting off the circulation and having to get it amputated. Of course, this also means no more strangers when you wake up, so it's kind of a t... / Continue →
  • April 20, 2010
    If you want to raise a good chainsaw massacre-er you have to start 'em young. Same goes for bloggers. Which is exactly why I rest my balls on the keyboard. ccccccccxccxzzxxxxxzzzzzzz LEFTY -- WHAT DID I TELL YOU ABOUT TYPING?! The chainsaw and the severed arm plush are a cr... / Continue →
  • April 15, 2010
    Sandwich cakes are cakes that look like sandwiches thanks to Fred's Cakewich baking pan. The silicon batter receptacle costs $23 and is probably a waste of money if you have any knife skills whatsoever. Unfortunately, you and I both know your mommy doesn't let you play with k... / Continue →
  • April 12, 2010
    I didn't even know these things were called penny-farthings. I thought they were called those goofy-ass looking bicycles with one monster-giant wheel and one little bitch one. Of course, that's understandable given my natural Shakespearean tendencies and way with worlds. Wor... / Continue →
  • April 11, 2010
    Every wanted to rub a frozen Han Solo between your breasts/buttcheeks while you were showering and get clean at the same time? I'm with you -- I don't even care about the cleanliness aspect . And for $6.50 you can do whatever you want to with him! Each soap is hand detailed ... / Continue →
  • April 8, 2010
    Let's just take a minute to reflect on the all-encompassing awesomeness that is the title I came up with. Kidding, it's pretty sucky. NO IT'S NOT EITHER! This is a remote-controlled lightsaber nightlight for those of you that are afraid of the dark. Side. Afraid of the dar... / Continue →
  • April 6, 2010
    The Light Beam coffee table may look like alien technology, and it probably is. That or it's from the future, one or the other. Or both. Did your mind just explode? Mine did. Hey this coffee tastes like brains. The Light Beam coffee table is packed with thousands of littl... / Continue →
  • April 5, 2010
    This is a Mega Man hoodie designed by deviantARTist bmansnuggles. Allegedly he's trying to get the thing manufactured which is probably the smartest thing I've ever heard considering it looks like it was stitched together with pure awesomeness. Or thread. Probably thread. T... / Continue →
  • April 3, 2010
    These $10 radioactive tritium glowing keyrings have probably existed forever and I'm just now finding out about them because I'm a jerk and don't even deserve to be the Geekologie Writer. Completely contained and self-powered Glows continuously for 10 years (even in 10 years ... / Continue →