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  • December 13, 2012
    This is a $100 One Ring replica created by WETA Workshop and available from ThinkGeek. Unfortunately, they're not going to be back in stock until late February, so you can forget about Christmas listing one. But when they are available you can also get a sterling silver Chain... / Continue →
  • August 9, 2011
    Now this...this is a fancy television. Because nukes don't pay for themselves no matter how many times you insist you only brought enough cash for your own meal, North Korean operatives (if you can call a person involved in farming MMORPG points 24/7 an 'operative') have been ... / Continue →
  • May 26, 2011
    So apparently Chinese prisoners are being used by prison bosses and guards as free labor to mine the shit out of World of Warcraft gold and other virtual commodities and aren't even allowed to level up their characters. Now that's harsh. "Prison bosses made more money forci... / Continue →
  • May 14, 2010
    Have a spare $189,000 lying around? I'll f***ing kill you. Twice if you buy a solid gold iPad. UK-based luxury gadget designer Stuart Hughes has come to the rescue with a solid gold, diamond-encrusted version of Apple's "magical" and "revolutionary" tablet. The price is £... / Continue →
  • May 14, 2010
    Because finding a rich person with class is like finding a bum with clean underwear that toots diamond dust, there are now ATMs that dispense gold bars. Abu Dhabi's top hotel is upping the ante in the race for Gulf glitz: adding a gold-dispensing machine. The ATM-style kiosk... / Continue →
  • April 12, 2010
    You can never have enough gold, amirite? I am. Or pillows. They just feel so soft on my face! I've heard a woman's breasts would too, but I am neither able to confirm nor deny that at this time. Overweight men's, yes. So supple. Zhek Kromtor's "Frankenstein" setup lets him... / Continue →
  • June 24, 2009
    We've all heard about LEGO themed proposals in the past (most of them choking hazards), but Ryan Wood went about it a little differently. Namely, by presenting his bride-to-be with a giant LEGO ring containing an actual engagement ring inside its clear diamond. Wow, how roman... / Continue →
  • May 31, 2009
    This is a fully custom Optimus Prime ring created by deviantartist =Dans-Magic for a client. BLING BLING YOU DECEPTICON MOTHAJAMMERS! A 14k custom piece. 50 hours from start to finish. didnt want to put in the rubies but he wanted them. Originally I had carved the triangle ... / Continue →
  • May 12, 2009
    This is a new commercial for Denny's advertising how cool it is to get all high out of your mind and then go eat breakfast at 4am -- but not before dropping a handful of acid in the parking lot. I mean, Jesus, the unicorn can't even chew his fries. And while I did appreciate ... / Continue →
  • March 2, 2009
    Somebody went and made a Pittsburgh Steelers computer case modeled after the team's helmet. This is it. It glows yellow to make your room look like you've got a secret gold stash in there or the briefcase from Pulp Fiction. Sadly, I'm not allowed to watch sports anymore beca... / Continue →
  • February 23, 2009
    That's right folks, you're looking at the lost city of Atlantis, buried under the ocean off the north-western coast of Africa (the country*). This location is awfully close to one of the spots Plato, Legendary Smart Dude, had pinpointed as a possible resting place of Atlantis... / Continue →