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  • September 25, 2015
    This is a video of a southern sand octopus shooting jets of water out of its ass funnel to create quicksand so it can burrow into the sediment and hide from predators during the day. After digging its burrow, it lines the hole with a layer of mucus so it keeps its form whi... / Continue →
  • June 30, 2015
    This is the new Volkswagen California campervan that somebody vinyl wrapped to look like a rusty piece of shit. It reminds me of an old Chevy Astro. Would you steal it? Of course you wouldn't, you're not a car thief. I mean, you're not a car thief, are you? Because if you ... / Continue →
  • June 8, 2015
    COMPUTER, ENHANCE. Because some people don't care about their jobs, HTC unveiled a limited edition 24k gold HTC One M9 on Twitter yesterday with a shot of the device clearly taken with an iPhone (reflection lower right, closeup after the jump). Obviously, somebody is getting ... / Continue →
  • June 6, 2015
    Seen here looking suspiciously like the lovechild of McDonalds' Mayor McCheese and a vampire (likely Edward Cullen), the scary hamburger lamp watches you sleep and plots revenge for all the burgers you've eaten. Designed by artist Jun Takahashi, the lamp will be produced in li... / Continue →
  • March 30, 2015
    And the process doesn't look Clockwork Orange-y at all! A group of amateur scientists have developed an eye drop that can allow night vision up to 50-meters. The eye drop contains the Chlorin e6 (not to be confused with chlorine, which will burn your eyeballs out), a molecule... / Continue →
  • July 28, 2014
    OMG, did Batman sink the Titanic?! This is the Batman face iceberg spotted off Newfoundland by photographer Mike Parsons. Apparently Mike didn't even realize it looks like Batman until he posted the image to Facebook and people started freaking out about it. PROTIP: Never as... / Continue →
  • July 17, 2014
    This is the cloud formation spotted by Emileh S. It looks uncannily like Godzilla roaring some sort of powerful beam attack. I would not want to be on the receiving end of that! Or his penis. Wait -- is Godzilla a he or a she? Or both? Or neither? I'm only asking so I ca... / Continue →
  • July 11, 2014
    I knew instantly it wasn't a spider though because spiders have twelve legs and this one only has four. "GW? Spiders only have eight legs." Then what the f*** did I just smash with a rolled up newspaper?! I'd look at the carcass in the trash but REAL TALK: I ordered Chinese... / Continue →
  • July 11, 2014
    For the past two years around this time I have reminded you (here and here) that it's bear-watching season in Alaska. And this year is no different. Here's the link to the live streaming brown bear cameras set up in Katmai National Park. They even have an underwa... / Continue →
  • March 31, 2014
    These are the smiley face screws created by Studio Yumakano and the Komuro Manufacturing Company in East Osaka, Japan. They require a special smiley face screwdriver to screw into something. They're supposed to make everyone who sees them happy. Not a bad idea, but you know ... / Continue →
  • October 2, 2013
    This is a trio of sea sponges that have cleverly grown themselves together to look like Cookie Monster. *whispering* Okay I was just informed that apparently they didn't do it on purpose. Or did they? Everybody knows the ocean is a huge fan of Sesame Street. Me: Back me ... / Continue →
  • September 27, 2013
    TheFacesOfFacebook is a website containing every Facebook profile picture arranged in chronological order of joining and a link to the person's account. If you let the site access your Facebook data, it'll show which number you and all your friends are. I was right around 1-m... / Continue →
  • September 9, 2013
    Thanks to the marvel of pause buttons, this is a screenshot from around the 1-hour 17-minute mark of 'Star Trek Into Darkness' featuring everybody's favorite astromech droid being sucked out of the Enterprise (previously: R2-D2 spotted in the other most recent Star Trek film). ... / Continue →
  • January 14, 2013
    And all it takes is a skylight, a doll, some tape, and a ladder. Although you don't even need a ladder if you have a pet dragon or can jump onto the roof from the top of a car parked in your driveway (that's what I do). And if you think I didn't just round up all my little si... / Continue →
  • November 21, 2012
    These are a bunch of $90 hoodies from electricMVMT. They each have a rope of battery powered electroluminescent wire running around the zipper and hood. That way you and your friends can go run around at night playing TRON or whatever the hell you people do. God you kids are... / Continue →
  • October 23, 2012
    This is the giant Eye of Sauron wedding cake made by Cake Central member Solociachef21. You know, because pure evil is such a solid wedding theme. It's most noteworthy because of its height, which is very tall. I actually went to a friend's wedding where the cake wasn't even... / Continue →
  • August 31, 2012
    This is Lucihormetica luckae, a species of South American cockroach that glows using bioluminescence (like a firefly) to resemble a toxic beetle that shares the same habitat. Can't tell them apart? Squash everything that glows. Remember rubbing firefly guts on your face like... / Continue →
  • January 6, 2012
    I'm on a seafood diet. I seafood and I...where'd it go? This is a video of a black-marble jawfish mimicking a mimic octopus. Just like that classic anti-drug PSA I LEARNED IT BY WATCHING YOU! Parents who use drugs, have children who use drugs. Plus some parents who DON'T d... / Continue →
  • October 21, 2011
    Bro I could see those chops through 20-feet of solid steel -- blindfolded. Researchers at MIT have developed a way to crappily see through walls using amplified radar signals. Amplified radar? That has superpowers written all over it! "Actually it says, WARNING: RADIO FREQU... / Continue →
  • October 13, 2011
    Remember those freaky-deaky human eye closeups taken by quantum chaos theoretical physicist/photographer (sweet combo!) Suren Manvelyan? Of course you do, you've got the memory of an elephant. Bear Grylls? He's got the turd of one and he's squeezing it to drink the juice out... / Continue →