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  • November 5, 2014
    This is First Class Camouflage, a new flavor available from Baskin-Robbins featuring patches of chocolate, salted caramel and cake-flavored ice creams. Plus they're selling camo waffle cones too. It's the perfect dessert for hiding out in the woods. "Why would I be hiding in... / Continue →
  • August 27, 2014
    This is the Kickball Ice Cream Maker available from Hammacher Schlemmer ($35). It's like the spherical plastic ice cream makers that have existed forever, except softer and kickable. Just like the head of an enemy. I'm going to kick it so f***Ing hard the ice cream compartme... / Continue →
  • July 31, 2014
    Spanish physicist and chef Manuel Linares has developed Xamaleón (a take on 'camaleón' -- Spanish for chameleon), an ice cream that changes color as you lick it. The ice cream begins a sort of periwinkle blue, then fades to purple and eventually pink as you eat it. What cause... / Continue →
  • July 10, 2014
    These are the $40 icePhone iPhone cases made by HameeTV and available from this Japanese online store. They look like honest to God ice cream bars. That makes zero sense, but now I want an iPhone case that looks like a realistic sandwich. Holy shit, that guy over there is tr... / Continue →
  • April 14, 2014
    This is 'The Arousal', a champagne flavored ice cream that packs 25mg (the lowest dose pill) of Viagra in each scoop. Make yourself a sundae and rock a week-long boner! The ice cream was developed by Charlie Harry Francis of Lick Me I'm Delicious (of $225/scoop glow-in-the-da... / Continue →
  • March 12, 2014
    This is the soon to be released pasta flavored ice cream bar from Japan based Gari-Gari Kun. What's it gonna taste like? ASS. I'm kidding, I already said it's going to taste like pasta -- can't you read? If so, how about a bed time story? One with lots of sex and violence ... / Continue →
  • November 5, 2013
    This is the $225 a scoop glow-in-the-dark ice cream created by Charlie Francis of Lick Me I'm Delicious ice cream. It glows in the dark because it contains a lab-made version of the same protein jellyfish use to glow. Mmmm, jellyfish ice cream. "Call me when there's a starfi... / Continue →
  • December 3, 2012
    Apparently Mercer's wine flavored ice cream has existed for awhile but this is the first time I've heard of it so it was NEWS TO ME. You probably already knew about it though and feel the urge to call me a stupid idiot in the comments. DO NOT RESIST THAT URGE. Holding back y... / Continue →
  • October 5, 2012
    These are some moon shaped ice cream cakes designed for Häagen-Dazs by Nipa Doshi and Jonathan Levien. Nice try guys, but we all know the moon is made of cream cheese. "You mean green cheese?" Don't be ridiculous. The white moon consists of a pistachio biscuit base, layers ... / Continue →
  • August 9, 2012
    This is a line of sci-fi/horror movie character popsicles from ice-cream maker/clothing company Stoyn. Mmmm, black licorice, hands down one of the most disgusting flavors known to man (this man anyways -- and I've drank curdled milk). Apparently they're actually making all th... / Continue →