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  • September 4, 2014
    Nice video game console collection. This is a short video of how Austin Woods keeps track of his pet turtle -- with a helium balloon. Apparently Austin was tired of his turtle getting lost around his apartment, so he decided to rectify the situation. Wow, what a handsome lit... / Continue →
  • August 5, 2014
    This is a video of young Noah Ritter (who has never been on live television before) being interviewed at the Wayne County Fair in Pennsylvania. He is an all-star. If there were a such thing as live television interview Olympics, Noah would take the gold, Zombie "I like turtl... / Continue →
  • November 8, 2013
    Meet Schildi. Schildi was a pet turtle living in Germany when he was abandoned (or escaped), and lost a leg in the real world. The real world -- it'll take your f***ing legs. Thankfully Schildi was rescued, and vets were able to amputate his mangled limb and replace it with ... / Continue →
  • June 24, 2013
    Look around. Do you already own everything else? Then have I got the foot stool for you! Enter this $999 Turtle Foot Stool from Horchow. It looks like a turtle being crushed underneath a giant leather ottoman. Let this foot stool inspire you to slow down and put your fee... / Continue →
  • June 7, 2013
    It's ever turtle's dream to be big and tough like Bowser. And now, thanks to this guide from Squirrel Picnic, you can make your own little Bowser shell for your special reptilian friend. Don't have a turtle? Make one anyways and put it on a loaf of bread. Don't have a loaf ... / Continue →
  • July 21, 2011
    In far less depressing (non-squid) animal news, a 12-year old African spur-thighed tortoise NAMED GAMERA (♫ Gamera is really neat, Gamera is filled with meat ♫) had to have its front left leg amputated after a severe burn and tissue damage. So what did the vets do? What a... / Continue →
  • November 21, 2010
    This video is from 2006 and has over a million views, so you've probably already seen it. I hadn't though, and since it's Sunday, I'm entitled to do whatever I damn well please. Including, and not just limited to, drinking at 9AM. Breakfast never tasted so good! Anyway, thi... / Continue →
  • October 14, 2010
    Some jerk went and drilled holes through the shells of his pet turtles so that he could attach wire handles to them and pick them up easier. But turtles don't even like being coddled! Master Splinter, yes. "They do have nerves in their shells, so it would have been painful f... / Continue →
  • August 31, 2010
    Somebody with a lot of imagination is selling a green pepper that looks like a ninja turtle head on eBay. Personally, I think it looks like a hacky-sack. This is a home grown green bell pepper that, by the hand of God, looks (and maybe tastes) just like one of the Teenage Mut... / Continue →
  • August 26, 2010
    Note: This is a long one. Full-length graphic HERE. Did you know meme rhymes with dream? I did not. I always thought it was pronounced yo momma! Hoho -- she's so fat she jumped and got stuck! Just kidding, I like your parents. Unless you don't like one or both of them, in... / Continue →
  • August 21, 2010
    A giant-ass horned turtle (resembling Bowser) previously thought to be extinct for over 50,000 years may, in fact, have only died out 3,000 years ago. Break out the printing press, it's time to rewrite history books! Just wait till they find a live one. Dozens of bones found... / Continue →
  • July 21, 2010
    BP recently admitted to Photoshopping a picture of their Houston-based oil spill command center to make it seem like the workers there don't just play Minesweeper and make dead sea turtle jokes all day. Little did they know. You can't fool the American public. ROFLOL! BP ac... / Continue →
  • July 20, 2010
    Fed up with Mario constantly tossing his brethren around like expendable weapons, Koopa takes a stand and gives the plumber a taste of his own medicine. And I'm not talking mushrooms either, although I did eat some at a Red Hot Chili Peppers concert and watched a bus turn into... / Continue →
  • July 5, 2010
    Ever wonder what it would be like to be a turtle? Chug a canister of ooze wearing a ninja turtle costume. Trust me, I know how these things work. Oooor watch this video from the the TortuCam! WTF's a TortuCam? A waterproof camera strapped to the back of a turtle, dummy! G... / Continue →
  • June 17, 2010
    Raphael, is that really you?! You...look different. Have you considered rolling around in the ooze again? Okay well I suggest drinking some this time. Ninja turtle in real life [worth1000] via The Littlest Ninja Turtle [buzzfeed]... / Continue →
  • May 23, 2010
    If you're reading this on Sunday, it's World Turtle Day. But if you're reading this on Monday, it's the day after World Turtle Day. And if you aren't reading this till Tuesday or later I think it's pretty obvious you don't love me anymore and that makes me a very sad boy. An... / Continue →
  • April 28, 2010
    NOTE: Video is after the jump. You ever wanted to see a soft shelled turtle ride a Roomba? Me neither, but I did anyway. Needless to say, I wasn't surprised when the robotic d-bag kept ramming our reptilian brethren into chair legs and shit. Such a jerk. Which is exactly w... / Continue →
  • April 26, 2010
    I don't really keep up with movie news because that's IWatchStuff's job, but I did hear somebody's making a live-action version of the 'Lord of the Ring' series, so that's pretty exciting. I like turtles. But not this one, which is allegedly for the new Teenage Mutant Ninja T... / Continue →
  • February 24, 2010
    This $40 backpack from Hot Topic (I know, I secretly love that place too!) holds shit and makes you look like a ninja turtle. What more could you ask for from a bookbag? Jesus, it's not gonna do your math homework. This backpack is in the shape of a half-shell and includes f... / Continue →
  • February 2, 2010
    This is a picture depicting the Ninja Turtles as imagined by various famous artists. It's pretty cute. That's right, cute. I can call things cute because I'm secure enough in my masculinity to do that. Also, tape my penis between my buttcheeks and wear women's underwear. ... / Continue →