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  • June 23, 2014
    So somebody realized the 2014 World Cup Brazil logo looks like a facepalming Captain Picard. You think the person who designed it was inspired by The Next Generation? That answer is no unless you're a crazy person. Come on, I believe in gnomes and fairies and even I can reco... / Continue →
  • November 2, 2012
    I was never good at math and I'm still not now. 5 x 5 = 30. Okay that time I actually got it right, normally I don't though. And now researchers have discovered that anxiety about doing mathematics causes a brain response similar to one when experiencing bodily harm. DO YOU... / Continue →
  • September 26, 2012
    This is some bloody cyborg bodyart painted by DeviantARTist Arisusandasu (Alice Sanders) on herself. Why you'd want to turn yourself into a cyborg is beyond me, but the doctors said my IQ is equal to like a squirrel's so there's not -- OOOH, NUTS! Also, Alice did a pretty goo... / Continue →
  • June 1, 2012
    Seen here spotting a great deal on capris, a rebooted Green Lantern (the Alan Scott version, not the Hal Jordan version -- this was just the best pic I found when I Googled 'Green Lantern gay') will be revealed as a lover of men in the second issue of 'Earth 2' due out next wee... / Continue →
  • May 3, 2012
    This is a yearbook photo from an unknown school (although they look European, so that narrows it down) from an unknown year (although it looks like sometime in the 90's, so we should be able to Sherlock Holmes our way to their actual identities from here) clearly showing Harry ... / Continue →
  • January 20, 2012
    The female g-spot: much like a fountain of youth or an all-you-can-eat buffet where the other patrons aren't so fat that you're too disgusted to eat, men have spent centuries trying to find one. And now penis doctor urologist Amichai Kilchevsky adds his two cents to the growin... / Continue →
  • May 30, 2011
    Because I've always suspected he was still around, somebody hacked the PBS website and put up a story about Tupac being found alive and well in a small New Zealand resort town. Pfft, and you thought he was hiding out in Central America. YOU ARE SO DUMB! PBS NewsHour online e... / Continue →
  • April 21, 2011
    Note: Full-size version HERE. I did Photoshop the image to include all the interesting products on one page, but I didn't add any that weren't actually there. So basically people that bought a Miley Cyrus love doll are exactly like you. Pfft, the Dragon Age strategy guide -... / Continue →
  • March 7, 2011
    Pac-Man, everybody's favorite dot-muncher besides yours truly (I'm a sucker for Dippin' Dots!), has always been a riddle wrapped inside a mystery wrapped inside a giant mouthy exterior. That is, until now. Game-creator Toru Iwatani has finally opened up about the toothless gl... / Continue →
  • December 13, 2010
    Mark Zuckerberg, you are a pervert! I don't care if you've already committed to giving most of your fortune to charity (although I do respect that), I always knew you made Facebook to meet (read: cyberstalk) girls! How's that going for you anyways? Just the one Asian lady? ... / Continue →
  • December 10, 2010
    Homos in a half shell? Alternatively, "get a sewer!" [insert manhole joke here] This is an animated gif of Leonardo and Raphael makin' out all hot and heavy. Which, for the record, I called from the beginning provided you replace 'Raphael' with 'Donatello'. Lights Out of ... / Continue →
  • October 13, 2010
    And it probably used to battle that South America/Africa T-rex. Plus guard Greenland's treasure-trove. Kidding, there is no treasure in Greenland. Actually, there isn't much of anything in Greenland except Yetis and cold. No, I suspect this dragon is guarding something much... / Continue →
  • September 23, 2010
    I, for one, would not be disappointed if I found a Guinness truck at the end of a rainbow. Sure a pot of gold and a weensy green man (who you could sell to the circus) would be cool too, but I can always appreciate beer. Did I say appreciate? I meant chug until I pass out. ... / Continue →
  • September 3, 2010
    Ever wonder how the Caped Crusader spends a night off from fighting crime? Well wonder no more thanks to this first-of-its-kind look into Batman after-hours. Is he gonna wax the Batmobile? Update his Facebook and LinkedIn profiles? Get drunk and go on a crime spree only to ... / Continue →
  • August 20, 2010
    #2 like pencils, not #2 like you're gonna go in your jammies when I jump out of your closet tonight. Which I am going to do. You know, or get drunk and pass out on the bus again. I think somebody licked my face last time! Steamy public transportation romance aside, I want n... / Continue →
  • July 27, 2010
    You thought they were made in a factory, didn't you? Well they kind of are. THE ALIEN PAIN FACTORY! That's right -- tetrominoes are actually Space Invader penises. Who knew? I mean besides me which is why I've always considered Tetris the most erotic Game Boy game. You he... / Continue →
  • July 5, 2010
    In news that shouldn't surprise anyone who's fallen head-over-heels for a twinkly-ass vampire only to find out that, not only is he pretending his hardest not to be gay, but he's gonna end up marrying a two-timing, wolf-loving floozy, watching Twilight Eclipse has claimed a man... / Continue →
  • April 14, 2010
    Note: Worthwhile video is after the jump because we just finished playing hopscotch. This is a viral Samsung ad for their new line of 3-D televisions voiced by a man who may or may not be Dave Attell. It explores what a bunch of artistic masterpieces actually look like in 3-D... / Continue →
  • March 30, 2010
    And that, my friends, is exactly why I'm a geek. Now I don't know about you, but I am NOT socially inept. As a matter of fact, one time I even talked to a stranger at a bar. Wrong number. I'm suave! FINALLY: The Difference between Nerd, Dork, and Geek Explained by a Venn D... / Continue →
  • March 30, 2010
    These are two pictures of Saturn's moon Mimas (the one that looks like the Death Star): one's a regular photograph, the other a thermal map. Uh-oh Saturn -- uh-oh -- OM NOM NOM NOM! "We suspect the temperatures are revealing differences in texture on the surface," said John S... / Continue →