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  • September 22, 2014
    Cool shower curtain, did they perform the surgery in your bathtub or what? Florida native (didn't see that coming) entertainer Jasmine Tridevil (because apparently tits are devils) allegedly underwent plastic surgery to have a third breast added between her existing breasts, w... / Continue →
  • April 21, 2014
    Note: Closeups of the beast after the jump. This is an image from the satellite used for Apple's Maps app of what some crazy people are calling the Loch Ness Monster. The photo would make her about 100-feet in length. Is it really her? That's for you to decide. Jk jk, that... / Continue →
  • January 29, 2013
    Seen here looking pissed as hell, Manuela the red-footed tortoise reluctantly poses for a picture after having gone missing from the Almeida family residence in 1982. Turns out they'd just accidentally locked her in a storage room on the second story of their house for the las... / Continue →
  • April 12, 2011
    Geekologie Reader (and local news employee) Alex attended Fayetteville, Arkansas's 3rd annual 'Bacon Day', where Nick Hamon (who may or may yes be the lovechild of the Earl of Ham and Lady Bacon) failed to top his BA-K-47 and bacon AT-AT from previous years with this half-assed... / Continue →
  • April 11, 2011
    A mile? That's not even scraping the sky anymore -- that's an open-palm grope! Because building a tower taller your neighbor's is making a comeback in proving your superiority (God, whatever happened to a good ol' fashioned pissing contest?!), Saudi Arabia plans on building... / Continue →
  • December 20, 2010
    Seen here dozing off into his newspaper after a long afternoon of browsing nudie shows on Live Jasmine (pay me) at his local Apple store, an old British man may no longer be able to get his pr0n fix at home without first contacting his ISP and requesting access to adult sites. ... / Continue →
  • December 17, 2010
    This is a zombie-proof armored "home" made from recycled ship steel by Atelier Van Lieshout. It's striking resemblance to my neighbor's pedovan aside, I don't know if I could actually live in one. Sure it's got a toilet, wood stove and bench, but you know what else it has? A... / Continue →
  • December 8, 2010
    Listen: I used to call myself Captain Awesome (back when I had self esteem) long before some character on Chuck did, and I have the Gmail account registered in 2004 to prove it. And I'm sure I wasn't the first. But is that gonna stop me from suing everybody's asses off? Yes.... / Continue →
  • November 12, 2010
    The Dipr Cookie Spoon was designed for dipping little cookie sandwiches (i.e. store-brand Oreos, you cheapskate!) in milk without them falling apart or sinking to the bottom of the glass. Why you can't just use a fork or spoon is beyond me, but I suspect it has something to do... / Continue →
  • June 29, 2010
    Salmon flavored vodka: say it don't spray it. Seriously, you're puking on my flip-flops. I'm gonna make you lick that up later aside, this stuff is real. Real yummy in my tummy (and runny out my bummy)! I just poured a fifth over a cream-cheese bagel for breakfast! The Ala... / Continue →
  • December 1, 2009
    Because there's nothing safer than mixing vodka and pills (or heavy machinery), the Ruskie imbibeable (word wizardry!) may soon be available in powdered/pill form. Look out, Pixie Stix! (Picture unrelated, liquid vodka in gel-tabs). Russian professor Evgeny Moskalev of Saint ... / Continue →