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  • February 1, 2016
    Because things stopped making sense a long time ago, this is the Mimic baby onsie from "humorous art & design" firm ekoD Works. It's a onsie with a buttcrack and tail printed on the back to make it look like your child has a cat's tail. Want a baby with a real cat tail? Have... / Continue →
  • January 19, 2016
    This is a video of Grace Randolph from Youtube channel Beyond The Trailer discussing why she made a Change.org petition for 20th Century Fox to make a PG-13 edit of Deadpool so an 8-year old's mom will let him go see it. This would not have happened twenty years ago if I was a... / Continue →
  • January 7, 2016
    "I feel like the pink leopard print really makes them pop." Because I gave up on this planet long, long ago, 45-year-old Mike Drake of Queens, New York turns the finger and toenail clippings he's been saving FOR THE LAST ELEVEN YEARS into "designer" paperweights (previously: t... / Continue →
  • November 11, 2015
    This is the world's longest bicycle. It's 117 feet and 5 inches (~36-meters) long, and made for two people. That seems like a waste. Plus it can only go straight. It's frame is based on the same design as the lighting rigs you see at concerts. I don't know why, but the who... / Continue →
  • November 11, 2015
    Groupon (of all places) is selling these clip-in man buns for men who want hair buns but don't have the hair or know-how. They're allegedly a $65 value (AHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA) but only $10 if you act now. Over 5,000 have already been bought, presumably as gag gifts or I don't want... / Continue →
  • September 18, 2015
    Because this is the world we live in, these are the Star Wars character themed Coffee-Mate creamers (I actually saw the R2-D2 one at the grocery store yesterday, I love grocery shopping!). Apparently everybody wants on that Star Wars bandwagon, even coffee creamer companies. ... / Continue →
  • August 20, 2015
    Curry Shop Shimizu is a new curry shop that just opened in Tokyo and is selling curry that's supposed to have the taste and consistency of actual crap. That is nasty. That also doesn't look like any shit I've ever seen. It should be way darker, and there should be way more s... / Continue →
  • December 4, 2014
    Because apparently some people weren't aware the Sriracha bubble has already burst (not unlike the bacon bubble of the late 2000's), Rogue Brewery has just introduced Sriracha Stout. I will pass. Out. I will pass out after drinking 14 Sierra Nevadas instead. ROGUE Srirach... / Continue →
  • April 9, 2014
    This is the blood and guts camping tent designed by artist Andrea Hasler. It's made out of wax-covered fiberglass (try carrying that in your backpack!) and doesn't look that comfortable to sleep in. Of course, if it's cold and raining out anything is better than getting eaten... / Continue →
  • January 16, 2014
    Seen here flanked by a Stormtrooper, Starcraft medic and Bumblebee (it just makes sense), Zhao Ming proposes to his girlfriend dressed as Predator. Why? No clue, the article I read said he just wanted a novel way to propose to his girlfriend. Oh, I know -- a hodgepodge of no... / Continue →
  • October 23, 2013
    This is the sleeveless Star Trek muscle shirt available for $27 from Look Human. Honestly, I would have a really hard time paying $27 for a shirt that doesn't even have sleeves. Also, I'm not really sure what the message is even supposed to mean. Are Klingons notoriously kinky... / Continue →
  • September 4, 2013
    This is 'Ecce Animal', human skull/coke head made from cocaine and gelatin compressed into a mold by artist Diddo. The piece is supposed to "speak to human nature and self control". Really? If my eyes were rolling any harder they would have already popped out of their sockets... / Continue →
  • August 16, 2013
    This is an olinguito (oh-lin-GHEE-toe), a species of carnivorous mammal that has been known to exist for over 100 years, but was only recently scientifically documented and classified. That's weird. Maybe not as weird as where all the dried blood under my fingernails came fro... / Continue →
  • June 26, 2013
    This is the LEGO dress made by designer Rie Hosokai to resemble a similar dress she made entirely out of balloons. Next up? A dress made entirely out of bread clips to resemble the dress made entirely out of LEGO to resemble the dress made entirely out of balloons. That's my... / Continue →
  • June 21, 2013
    These are two animal skulls with little clay Super Mario levels recreated on top by artist Tobias Wüstefeld for the We Love 8-Bit art show in Vienna, Austria. Why animal skulls? NO F***ING CLUE. It's art though, so it doesn't have to make sense. Personally, I think the scen... / Continue →
  • May 24, 2013
    You know what perfectly melds comfort and functionality? Not 3-D printed shoes with an integrated iPhone holster, but too bad, that's what we're getting anyways. Plus your phone will get really dirty, and who doesn't love a dirty phone? I want to hold all that sidewalk dirt ... / Continue →
  • April 3, 2013
    LEGO is ceasing production of the Star Wars Jabba's Palace playset at the end of this year amidst complaints from Austria's Turkish community that the building is "mosque-like" and the minifigs included give Muslims a bad rap. Things to complain about: apparently we're gettin... / Continue →
  • February 15, 2013
    In news that just makes me want to throw my hands up and tell the lord to take me now, scientists have created "zombie" cells in the laboratory that can outperform living ones. I don't even know what that means but I just taped a knife to a mop handle to fend off whatever hell... / Continue →
  • December 19, 2012
    In "enough is enough, Mother Nature" news, a recently discovered species of spider in Peru creates a giant likeness of itself in its web to scare off potential predators. *dropping rolled up newspaper* It's working. The dummy spider is built out of old egg sacs, the carcasse... / Continue →
  • December 14, 2012
    Nice shoes brobro, you see those at the store and fall in love with them? See -- LOL. This is Kenshiro. Kenshiro is a robot with a human skeleton and muscles. I'm not sure WHOSE skeleton and muscles, but you better believe I'm unchecking the organ donor box on my driver's l... / Continue →