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  • November 21, 2014
    This is a video animation showing what it will be like to ride the Skyscraper roller coaster at Skyplex in Orlando, Florida. The roller coaster will begin construction in 2017 (so plenty of time for the world to end in the meantime) and reach a height of over 500-feet when com... / Continue →
  • October 23, 2014
    WARNING: Tons of Missouri good ol' boy and gurl cussin'. Also, video is disgusting. This is a video of a guy complaining that a moth flew into his ear and it hurts. Then, when his friends start investigating, they find a BONUS tick inside that he didn't know was there. Even... / Continue →
  • September 12, 2014
    This is a demo of an Oculus Rift virtual reality system that's been synced with a roller coaster to give the rider an entirely different experience. In this case, riding in a flying chariot being pulled by a winged horse. There's also an outerspace experience. Both look inte... / Continue →
  • April 15, 2014
    Nope, this one's just a urine sample. A laboratory in France has admitted to losing more than 2,000 vials containing parts of the deadly Sars coronavirus. The scientists say not to worry though, because the vials only contained PARTS of the virus, not the whole thing. Or at ... / Continue →
  • December 2, 2013
    PROTIP: Not on your lunch break. Seen here looking how I felt after Thanksgiving, a dead sperm whale's stomach explodes as some poor bastard pokes it with a knife. The explosion was caused by the build-up of gases in the stomach after the whale died (of natural causes). Can ... / Continue →
  • October 10, 2013
    According to a recent study conducted in China, Sprite may help reduce the effects of a hangover and have you back to feeling 65% and good enough to go puke at work by noon. You know, I don't mind puking at work because most people will sympathize with you thinking you're actu... / Continue →
  • July 30, 2013
    This is a first-person reenactment of Green Hill Act 1 from the original Sonic The Hedgehog. It kind of made me dizzy. Of course you probably just think that's because I'm a sissy but the truth is I have an inner ear condition that makes me feel off balance all the time. "An... / Continue →
  • December 5, 2012
    This is the Millennium Falcon gingerbread house ship on display at the Inn at Laurel Point as part of Canada's National Gingerbread Showcase 2012. It was made entirely out of edible ingredients, which is reassuring because I just ate the whole thing when nobody was looking. W... / Continue →
  • August 31, 2012
    These are some severed, fungus-y toe cookies made by Natasha of Nevie-Pie Cakes. You put one of these things in your mouth and any respect I had for you is OUT THE WINDOW and splattered all over the sidewalk below. More of a Van Gogh ear fan? No worries, Natasha also made so... / Continue →
  • June 26, 2012
    This is the Swing Table, a £4,995 (~$7,800) dining room table from Duffy London. Instead of regular chairs though it has swings attached to a frame above the table so you can jump out mid-dinner and land in the mashed potatoes. Everyone will laugh and laugh. Just kidding, yo... / Continue →
  • June 7, 2012
    This is a Star Wars themed LEGO build of MC Escher's iconic 'House of Stairs'. I can only look at it in five-second increments though or I get all dizzy and discombobulated. Which way is up? Which way is down? Is this vom on my shirt fresh or from last night? Will I be jud... / Continue →
  • May 29, 2012
    I didn't want to post this because it's f***ing disgusting but I've gotten the tip at least a hundred times now and will probably get it hundred more because people don't understand that there's more to Geekologie than just the front page, but...I digress. A naked man was fata... / Continue →
  • April 10, 2012
    This is Hangover Heaven, a bus that travels around Las Vegas performing IV-drips for the people who couldn't pull themselves away from the blackjack table at 5AM because the drinks were free. Or maybe you and a stripper kept taking shots together, I'm not here to judge -- I'm ... / Continue →
  • March 20, 2012
    This is a vom-inducing video from a camera that's been attached to a jump rope. Although I don't think it's actually a jump rope, I think it's more rigid than that and just rotates around the handles. Also, it's not a straight-cut video -- every time the rope passes under the... / Continue →
  • February 2, 2012
    Note: Video is not for those with motion sickness. Or for women who are nursing, pregnant, or may become pregnant if I do a really cool trick on my skateboard. This is a video of a girl performing a hula hoop routine in an apron with a video camera attached to the hoop. It's... / Continue →
  • April 20, 2010
    This is a flowchart to determine what kind of drunk you are. Well -- which one are you? Truthfully, I don't really touch the stuff myself so I guess that makes me a lying drunk. An awesome, well-endowed one! Did I ever tell you about the time I fought off a plane full of te... / Continue →