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  • February 20, 2014
    This is the Lover's Deep, a luxury submarine that rich people can rent to have sex in under the sea. It costs $145,000/night per person though and there's a two-night minimum, so unless you're planning on bringing a love doll for the least romantic getaway of all time, the min... / Continue →
  • December 18, 2012
    This is a pirate treasure chest BBQ grill made by Etsy seller firesculptureart. You may even THINK it's a pirate chest, but it's not, it's just a grill that LOOKS like a treasure chest. *shaking finger* Tricky, tricky! One time I found a gold coin on the beach. "That was... / Continue →
  • September 25, 2012
    This is a series of limited edition Star Wars watches from Seiko. Each one is inspired by a different character in the franchise and costs around $1,800. *spitting coffee* That -- that is too much. Obviously nobody is gonna buy the C-3PO one despite the cool looking back so... / Continue →
  • August 24, 2012
    Because exploiting people's fear of a crushing death is a great way to sell products, a Japanese furniture manufacturer is introducing this $5,600 earthquake-proof 'Wood Luck' bed. It has a specially treated cedar frame that can support up to 65 tons of pressure and keep you a... / Continue →
  • July 30, 2012
    This is a prototype cartridge of the original Nintendo's The Legend of Zelda. It's for sale on eBay. For $150,000. That's too much for me. Which is why I'm asking you to all band together and buy it for my birthday WHICH IS A WEEK FROM SUNDAY. "Are you having a party?" Ha... / Continue →
  • July 28, 2012
    Note: This is only the portion for Iron Man's suit, hit the jump for the entire graphic. Hot on the heels of last week's cost of being Batman infographic comes this one for Iron Man. The total (entirely guesstimated) cost of being Iron Man? $1,612,717,000. Of course, just l... / Continue →
  • July 26, 2012
    Note: This isn't the whole graphic, only the part about his body gear, you'll have to hit the jump to see the whole thing (including vehicles, residence, etc.). There was an article circulating last week about the cost of being Batman, but it was stupid and only included the c... / Continue →