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  • March 18, 2016
    This is a video created by Vox senior editorial producer Joss Fong detailing some of the vestigial traits that help prove that humans evolved over millions of years and not just the last 200 like my middle school science teacher in Alabama tried to teach us. I learned a lot by... / Continue →
  • February 6, 2015
    Cattle skin? That's a cardboard box if I've ever seen one! This is the 200-year old mummified monk that Buddhist expert and physician to the Dalai Lama Dr. Barry Kerzin claims isn't dead, just meditating really, really hard. Like, so hard he's only one step away from the sta... / Continue →
  • November 30, 2012
    Korean unicorns are different from the unicorns you probably think of. These are Korean unicorns in the picture. As you can see, they're much more colorful and their corns are way more penis-y than their western counterparts. I like that about them. And now North Korea's st... / Continue →
  • October 29, 2012
    The Klymit Ulaar Jacket is a jacket that has a bunch of air pockets that can be inflated a la Reebok Pumps. Allegedly they help keep you warm, but I couldn't reach my weather wizard on the crystal ball this morning so I have no idea if that's actually true. I think he's busy b... / Continue →
  • May 7, 2012
    Redditor/artist Doodiescoop (I prefer to pick it up like a crane) decided to explore what Fry and Leela's children might look like if Fry weren't so awkward and actually managed to knock up ol' one-eye. These are them. Accurate? I guess so. Unless their children would actua... / Continue →
  • October 20, 2011
    This is a video of an alleged 2,000-foot long Hot Wheels track that can keep a car going for the entirety of its length thanks to a small fortune in those little battery-operated car launcher thingies. Of course it could be a hoax (what kind of sick f*** hoaxes a Hot Wheels tr... / Continue →
  • August 2, 2011
    This is small chart of the various ailments the Winnie the Pooh characters suffer from and the prescriptions they're on. As you can see, they're pretty accurate. Me? I'm sort of a Pooh-Piglet-Eeyore-Tigger combo, which is why I take the weed. "Dammit GW, you sound like ston... / Continue →
  • October 14, 2010
    Note: No matter how many times you try clicking the picture, nothing's going to happen. Hit the jump to watch the video. "GW, that has got the be the most boring-ass screencap of all time". Come on, it looks like Hoth! "Your face looks like a Wampa". Ouch, you're being rea... / Continue →
  • May 24, 2010
    "America uses mini-robots and poison to murder humans". That's 100% true is the thing, making this guy the most honest protester in the history of protesters. *ahem* Tea-baggers. But did you know they also use mind-controlled animals? Because they do that too. They've even... / Continue →
  • December 3, 2009
    This is a Penchan 5.5 Terapixel camera spotted in China. Sure the lens looks like a plastic rhinestone and it has a penguin humping a rock on the front, but that doesn't mean it can't have 5,500,000 mexapixels, right? It doesn't. Remember: you can't judge a book by it's cove... / Continue →
  • October 15, 2009
    According to a couple nutjobs that I'm actually starting to believe, the Large Hadron Collider is actually destroying itself FROM THE FUTURE to prevent the discovery of the Higgs boson particle. Whoa. According to the Times, two physicists posit that the reason that the Large... / Continue →
  • June 17, 2009
    The Magic Missile Massage Bra from Pangao is supposed to make you breasts larger through the use of a little sorcerer and massaging "forceful vibration balls". Yes, forceful vibration balls. Plus, it comes standard with a pretty sweet spiderweb pattern. But what else can it ... / Continue →
  • July 23, 2008
    This is a picture of a piece of meat gristle from a diner in Birnin Kebbi, Nigeria. A patron was about to eat said meat puck when he noticed it read "Allah". After ransacking the kitchen, an additional three Allah steaks were found. The meat was boiled and then fried befor... / Continue →